Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Video: What Are Your Favourite Video Game Worlds?

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The original Bioshock.

A place where the artistically and intellectually elite are isolated from the drooling masses, where they can creatively thrive…that’s the place to be. You better believe there would be no live service slop, no ai, no microtransactions and no all digital future down there.

‘Hideaki Nishino, Hermen Hulst, Lin Tao, Would you kindly report to Dr Suchong for evaluation?’

Re: Xbox Will Copy PlayStation's Platinum Trophy Later This Year

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It seems Xbox is letting you sort your achievements by a few different methods now besides the awful ‘last achievement earned bumps that game to the top of the list’ method. This is excellent and long overdue. It’s also irritating, because we used to have this option on PS3 and it was subsequently removed when PS4 launched, and all we get now is that garbage method described above. With any luck Sony will give back what they foolishly and inexplicably removed.

Re: Rumours of an Unannounced Elder Scrolls Game Have Been Debunked

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Unrelated to the article, but as of now there’s no relevant one to post this on.

Was there a new, mandatory PS5 system update released in the past 24hrs? I can’t find anything online. Here’s why I ask. The last update was not a mandatory one, and so I didn’t update. I’ve been ignoring it and powering off the system without updating, and it’s been fine until today. I booted up my system and I’m signed out and greeted with a message telling me I have to update to use network features.

I’ve never encountered this before, and I’ve chosen to not update in the past for non-mandatory updates. I can only presume Sony is worried people are not updating for the express purpose to jailbreak their consoles and they’re trying to corral people into updating.

Edit—I should mention I’ve been online the entire time since the previous non-mandatory update. I’ve played games online, even bought a game in the summer sale, so it’s not like I’ve been DC’d and had no presence for a length of time and that’s why they signed me out. It’s been business as usual until today.

Re: Rumour: LEGO Astro Bot Sweetens the Deal on Leaked PS1 Set

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It’s been awhile since I clicked the bricks together. Are they still sold as physical plastic blocks you buy and own, or has Lego shifted to a digital only business model where those coveted ‘one piecers’ you’ve hoarded can be taken away from you without your consent?

Re: Sony Knows How You Feel About No More Discs, But It's Not Going to Reverse Course

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“…one would hope the company will significantly bolster its digital storefront to make it a more robust, feature-rich, and appealing place to shop.”

Again, none of that matters in the slightest if we do not legally own and control our digital purchases.

What good is a more robust storefront if you are simply leasing digital code and Sony subsequently removes it from your account without your consent? Naysayers will argue ‘Have they ever done that?’ to which the answer is no, not yet. But they can. And that’s the point. As long as they legally have the power to do so, no one is safe and everyone’s consumer rights are simply waiting to be violated.

Re: 8 Ways Sony Must Improve the PS Store for Our All-Digital Future

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Yeah whoever drafted this list sort of glossed over the absolute most important thing of all, true legitimate ownership. I’m talking ‘guaranteed by legal rights’ type ownership.

It’s sort of implied under the ‘sell/trade digital games’ bullet point, but this is far and away the most important thing that could be done to protect and benefit consumers in preparation for an (unfortunately) all digital future. Hands down. Nothing else on this list even comes close. If you don’t OWN your digital purchase, none of the rest of the above points in this list even matters.

Re: Angry PlayStation Fans Propose PS5 Blackout in Protest of Sony's Disc Decision

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I didn’t see clarification within the article—would simply unplugging your console from the internet accomplish the same thing? I would heartily like to lend my support to pressing our communal foot down on sony’s throat, but want to be sure of the particulars. It’s not like I don’t have a dozen retro consoles with a vast library of physical media at my disposal so it’s certainly no inconvenience to me, but I’m a bit muddled on the details here.

Re: 'If People Want It, Companies Should Provide It': Rockstar Co-Founder Dan Houser Joins PS5 Disc Debate

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This debate has brought out the stupidest people from under the woodwork. There’s a common thread of logic permeating not only the disc vs. digital debate, but practically any other comparative points anyone could ever make.

There is zero reason why both formats could not or should not exist concurrently.

If someone still wanted to make VHS tapes, that wouldn’t diminish what the blu-ray connoisseur gets out of his preferred format. If someone wants to make a new phonograph cylinder that doesn’t diminish someone else’s high fi experience.

Anyone asserting there should be an only digital future is like saying there should be no electric cars because you prefer the internal combustion engine, or that they should kill regular coke because you like Diet Coke. It betrays an arrogant, self centered ignorance. Same goes for anyone saying digital should die and there should only be physical media, although I’ve not come across anyone that stupid yet.

As for me? Both formats should exist in perpetuity, but I am someone who values ownership and control over convenience.

Re: PS5's Next Big Exclusive Dated, and It's Closer Than You Think

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This will be the first GoW I’ll be waiting on reviews for before deciding to play it. Ragnarok’s level design and dialogue were absolute crap. Cringe inducing, horrendously embarrassing garbage. After Laufey’s trailer I have no confidence things have improved in the dialogue department, so unless they knock the level design out of the park I can see waiting till this hits $9.99 in the bargain bin.

Re: 'It Will Not Disturb the Industry Much': Major Publisher Doesn't Believe PS5's Disc Debacle Will Change Anything

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@Czar_Khastik Bro you still have an actual television? I’ve been cloud streaming directly to my eyeballs for the past few years. It’s so much more convenient than owning a device I have full control over. I don’t have to think or make a decision myself, I can just sit there breathing through my mouth while Sony beams ads at me. The burden of autonomy and control is finally lifted from my weary shoulders.

Re: 'A Digital Shift Is Crucial': SEGA to Prioritise Digital Sales, But Won't 'Completely Abandon' Physical

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No big loss. Like SquareEnix, Sega’s glory days are decades behind them at this point. Sonic&Knuckles was the last good Sonic game until Sonic Mania (which isn’t really a Sega game outside of the IP), and outside of some remasters they haven’t published anything new worth playing since I can’t even recall. Them shifting primarily to a ‘Fleece the simps with a digital lease’ model doesn’t affect me much.

Re: Sony Imposes 'Strictest Ever Social Media Guidelines' on Staff Due to PS5 Disc Debacle

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@Oram77 I presume the use of the word “everyone” here implies ‘everyone with half a brain who understands the value of true, permanent ownership vs signing away one’s right to own to a greedy, arrogant corporation that can remove access to games you paid for without warning and without your consent and who desires to further cement their total control over your consumer rights in an attempt to bleed you for as much money as they can get out of you’.

That “everyone”.

Re: Indie Publisher Will 'Safeguard' Devs by Making PS5 Physical Games for All Eligible Titles

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Good sentiment, but I feel like we’re praising someone for something that should have always been done in the first place. It’s reminiscent of that classic Seinfeld bit about tipping someone just for the absence of outright hostility—“Thanks very much, and here’s a little something extra for not taking my head and smashing my face through the glass countertop.” Physical discs should be obligatory and expected for literally every single non-GaaS game made by more than a handful of indie devs on a shoestring budget.

Re: HD-2D PS5 RPG Final Fantasy Resonance Is Looking Great in This New Gameplay Trailer

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I’m on the fence. It looks like classic turn based random battle classic FF which as well all know is infinitely superior to the real time slop, but this is kind of a reanimated gatcha corpse—which I’m extremely leery of. I need to look into this further and see whether or not they ditched everything that makes gatcha games pure trash, or if there are any filthy remnants of that infecting this like a disease.

Re: God of War Laufey's Deborah Ann Woll Feels 'Totally Unbothered' By Online Haters

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Ragnarok’s dialogue was poorly written garbage that was anachronistic and entirely out of place in some parts. The dialogue in the Laufey trailer was also very poor, particularly both that ‘token-Pixar-comedy-character’ cube’s actual lines and the delivery of said lines.

I don’t care whether I play as Kratos or his wife, but crap dialogue has and will drag the perceived quality of these games down to Hades, and no amount of graphics or gameplay can help them claw their way out of that predicament.