Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Another Attempt at a Metal Gear Solid Movie Is Being Made by Sony

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Without Kojima being intimately involved in the project, whatever movie ends up getting made will never be able to compete with the source material. I really wasn’t impressed with the last few Sony movies, aside from the TomHolland Spider-Man’s. The Venoms were all phoned in, and Uncharted hit very weakly (why tf is Tom Holland cast as Nathan Drake when Mark Wahlberg is right. freaking. there.) MGS is one of, if not my all time favorite gaming series yet I have major doubts about this movie. I hope I’m wrong. I would never be happier to be wrong.

Re: PS5 Fans Want Trophy Upgrades After Xbox Improves Achievements

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Sony can start by reintroducing the ability to sort trophies alphabetically. We had this option way back on PS3, but it was inexplicably removed during the PS4 generation and never returned. The ‘last game you earn a trophy in gets bumped to the top of the list’ method is asinine and needs to go.

Knowing Sony, they’ll do the opposite of what should be done and make some sort of ‘trophy list randomizer’ toggle instead.

Re: Obscure GBA Genre Mashup Returns on PS5, But It's Not Cheap

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Doesn’t seem all that unreasonable to charge $20 for a full game, albeit a smaller niche title. After all, we live in the era where idiots routinely drop $5, $10, $20 or more on skins or charms or other cosmetics for their live service slop. Guess it depends how you look at things.

Re: 'The List Is Crazy': Starfield Support and Updates Will Continue Following PS5 Debut

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I too am sick of Bethesda getting a free pass. I’ve been saying this for years, as someone who enjoyed specific aspects of Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim/FO’s3+4 but is not blind to the astonishing amount of broken crap in those technical messes.

If Sony or Nintendo first party ever released a game as janky and utterly busted as anything Bethesda Softworks has ever made, they’d be thrown in the pillory and pelted with rotten vegetables like in a medieval town square. Why should people turn a blind eye to Bethesda? Because you can stack a hundred grilled cheese sandwiches end to end like dominos? As if that outweighs competent game design and technical development prowess.

Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (March 2026)

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Really tough month. Fatal Frame 2 wants my vote, but it’s capped at a measly 30fps (and doesn’t even hold that). Crimson Desert has a lot of good going for it and is quite novel, but it has a fake physical release and the devs are already talking about bolting some trash multiplayer component onto it. Marathon has a killer visual aesthetic and excellent gunplay, but all you do is run around in circles getting shot at. No story, no single player adventuring to be had.

The rest of what’s here is mostly blah.

Re: Opinion: Does Starfield Suck? People Keep Telling Me to Skip Its PS5 Release

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It’s crap, skip it.

Hm, that’s the most constructive advice I can give, but it seems the comment is deemed to be too short. I could try padding it.

Starfield is a janky, broken, half-baked empty promise of something that never gets off the ground. It lacks technical polish, still has performance woes, and is ultimately unfulfilling. Oh, and the disc is a worthless coaster so if you’re intent on punishing yourself by doing a playthrough, you might as well go with the digital version because you’ll be leasing a digital license either way. No permanent ownership here, although that’s arguably a good thing in this case.

I’d wager your time is better spent doing almost literally anything else, but no one can stop you from playing it.

Re: PS6 Could Cut Costs with Just 1TB Storage, But Games May Have Smaller File Sizes Than Before

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It’s a fairly safe bet we’ll be able to use any SSD’s we have installed on our PS5’s on PS6, as that form factor hasn’t really changed much over the years. It’s the disc drive unit itself I’m curious about, whether Sony will allow us to use the ones we may have bought for PS5 on the next console. That’s something they’d have complete control over; all that would really be necessary would be to make sure the physical design of the unit can accommodate the drive.

Of course, why would Sony do that when they can force us to buy a slightly different version of the same thing 😑