Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: One of PlayStation's Best Developers Marks 40 Years of Incredible Games

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Great games, trash trophy lists for the majority. Multiplayer trophies, forced multi-playthrough trophies, tedious collect-a-thon trophies…all are a cancer to trophy hunters. On the upside, I met many players in LFG posts to slog through the garbage uncharted multiplayer dlc’s and these people are still on my friends list. A reliable, like minded group of people to play with is a valuable asset so I suppose I should thank whoever designed ND’s trademark atrocious filth trophy lists.

Re: Random: Turns Out the PS5 Can Be a Lot Smaller, and You Can Build One Yourself

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Anything looks better than the grotesque aberration they settled on. Whoever designed the exquisitely beautiful launch model PS2 and PS4 systems must be spinning in their grave at what the final PS5 design turned out to be. If I had the technical know-how I’d certainly build a custom plastic shell for this monstrosity. Love the interface, love the games, love the ecosystem; hate the look of the thing.

Re: Clair Obscur, Ghost of Yotei, and More Battle for Golden Joystick's Ultimate Game of the Year Award

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Ghost of Yotei, without a doubt. For what it is, it’s practically perfect. Expedition 33 is a technical mess and I personally can’t get past the hideous visual aesthetic they chose. Those things really drag it down despite other areas it excels in. Death Stranding 2 is phenomenal but too niche, and KCD2 has some awkward controls and bad trophy design that lessen the experience.

Re: Don't Forget to Grab These PS Plus Essential Games Before They're Gone

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@Daleaf it’s a great game to be sure. The Saga voice actress was awful though. Constant accent bleed through to such a severe extent that I’m surprised she wasn’t replaced. Like an ice pick in my ear, truly. I resorted to muting the tv whenever she talks and relying on subtitles. I can’t imagine how the first table read didn’t weed her out immediately. But yeah the rest of the game is absolutely fantastic

Re: Obsidian's Already Trying to Improve The Outer Worlds 2's Poor Presentation on PS5 Pro

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Just watched the DigitalFoundry video on Outer Worlds 2 and can honestly say this isn’t PSSR’s fault for once. Every version of this game is hideous. The foliage is a joke. Ghost of Yotei has trillions of exquisitely detailed blades of grass delicately fluttering in the wind and yet OW2 has a couple tufts of bushes that wiggle back and forth when you get within 6 inches? The foliage animation cascade is truly pathetic. The whole game is blurry, constantly fizzling with splotchy, artifact ridden reflections (particularly on the Series X version’s more glass like reflective surfaces for some reason) and just aesthetically ugly all around.

Re: Talking Point: If Xbox Drops the Cost, Would You Be Happy Still Paying for PS6 Multiplayer?

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Clicked “Unsure” only because it’s technically possible they could continue to charge for mp and yet offer some sort of compelling side benefit to make it seem worthwhile. Do I think they will? Absolutely not. But if I’m wrong and that’s what happens, I could see a state of affairs where it’s not as big a deal as people might think. I would prefer no charge of course, as no one in their right mind wants to waste money when they don’t have to, but I’m not so sure Sony feels the same way…

Re: Talking Point: Is PS5 Really in Competition with TikTok?

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Is this all based off an assumption that people who enjoy gaming automatically also enjoy scrolling through TikTok and TikTok-adjacent entertainment? Is it simply because they both utilize electronic screens? By that logic why aren’t casino slots considered major competition? Sitting in place pushing buttons staring at screens for hours on end—that fits the criteria, but no one’s making that claim. I’m not so sure this TikTok crap is actually competition.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing The Outer Worlds 2?

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Should be a ‘Refuse to buy a game that could fit on a disc, the publisher mints said disc, but stupidly decides to only put 1.3GB’s on said disc’ poll option. Well that’s probably too long, but you get the gist.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Ninja Gaiden 4?

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What’s that old saying? ‘One ill conceived, trophy hunter unfriendly trophy will spoil the whole bunch’? Yeah that.

This is another textbook example of an otherwise great game tanked by a bad list. Far too many games fall victim to inane developers deciding ‘hey let’s make the game so brutally difficult and/or excessively tedious that either way anyone interested in full trophy/achievement completion will need to devote an inordinate amount of time solely to our game, instead of curating a clean and concise list that respects gamers’ time and shows we understand there are many other games these players would also like to work through in a timely manner.’

Voted 2, Bad.

Re: That Promising PS5 Console Exclusive Has Ex-Sony Santa Monica and FromSoftware Talent Behind It

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Cautiously optimistic. I have no real interest in Chinese mythology and while there are some sick monster designs here there are also some decidedly ‘Chinese dragon’ looking aspects to a few of them. I suppose it’s to be expected considering where the team is located, but I prefer my fantasy monsters more ‘medieval traditional’ and less Asiatic.

That minor quibble aside, the gameplay looks promising and the underlying tech appears to be orders of magnitude better than the other recent exclusive Lost Soul Aside.

Re: Poll: Will You Be Buying Halo: Campaign Evolved on PS5?

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‘Are you disappointed by Halo: Combat Evolved’s lack of multiplayer?’ should have a poll choice of ‘I prefer it didn’t and I’m happy it won’t’.

As for whether or not I’ll be buying it? As always, it all depends on the trophy list. Leaving repetitive multiplayer on the chopping block is a good start as it handily bypasses all those god awful achievements connected to the mode, but there’s still plenty of room to make bad anti-trophy hunter completionist decisions with just the campaign. If there’s any of that ‘do a LASO campaign run without getting hit once on a Tuesday when mercury is in retrograde and without jumping’ BS then count me out. I have better things to do with my time than squander it with a thousand checkpoint restarts just to fulfill poorly thought out criteria. Far too many other games of equal or greater quality deserve my time more than that.

But if the list is trophy hunter friendly? I’ll definitely be there.

Re: Halo PS5 Is Great, But Why Doesn't It Have Competitive Multiplayer?

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“It’s a bit of a wishy-washy answer really, and it doesn’t really clarify Halo Studios’ position.”

^This. Thank you for this. I just read the companion article over on pure Xbox and I expected an actual answer based off the article title, but was left scratching my head at some rather dubiously drawn conclusions. There is nothing in the above quotes directly addressing the lack of PvP at all, and strangely it doesn’t seem the relevant question asking why PvP isn’t included is here either.

Re: Halo Confirmed for PS5, Remake of First Game Out in 2026

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No multiplayer?? It’s a dream come true 😃 If they actually put the full game on disc I may pick this up after all. I had written it off by virtue of the horrifically designed multiplayer achievement criteria, but this looks to potentially correct that mistake. Fingers crossed 🤞

Re: New PS5 Firmware Update Available Now, Here's What It Does

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Is there a reason why Sony went from listing the patch notes on the screen prior to confirming the update to putting one of those QR codes there instead? All this does is force people to get out there phones, point it at the screen and take a picture, creating an extra step in the stupidest way possible.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Ninja Gaiden 4?

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Not yet, but eventually. The self-absorbed trophy list sliced and diced any urgent desire to actually play it ‘for real’ on my main account, so I’ll pick this up for pennies at some point down the road and play it casually on my alt, where all games with poorly designed trophy lists abide.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Battlefield 6?

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Haven’t played the full release, but managed to play a beta. I’ll play a game like this once or twice a year with friends, and for that short burst I’d say what I played was definitely solid; the problem is games like these simply don’t hold my attention. There’s no substance. There’s no gripping narrative or immersive sim elements or half-life 2-esque brilliant gameplay mechanics—the main focus is just ‘run around in circles killing, dying and respawning ad infinitum’ with the campaign (when there is one) being an afterthought. That’s all there is to it. There’s just nothing there.

Re: Just 1.3GB of PS5 Data Is on The Outer Worlds 2 Physical Disc

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Lmao that instantly killed any desire I may have had to get this. Way too many other games of similar or higher quality out there for me to waste my time on this, particularly when they refuse to cater to the demands of the hardcore user and put the entirety of the game on the disc. If it’s ever on sale for $1.30 maybe I’ll pick it up

Re: The Possibility of Ghost of Yotei DLC Could Be Down to You

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Is traditional single player story content without any gimmicks too much to ask? No rogue lite modes, no wave survival modes, no multiplayer anything, just plain old story content. Elden Ring put out one of the best DLC’s of all time, and it was 100% single player and didn’t even force additional trophies down everyone’s throats. Copy that model.

Re: 'People Are Really Going to Want This': The Outer Worlds 2 Dev on the RPG's New Third-Person Mode

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I only hope it’s better than the ‘third person modes’ in Bethesda’s games (Skyrim, oblivion, fallouts). Those 3rd person modes feel horrrendously bad. It took me longer than I care to admit until I pieced together exactly why they feel so bad—it’s because when in third person, you aren’t actually controlling the onscreen character model. You are still controlling the reticle.

Test it out for yourself and see. They literally just overlay a representation of a character model atop the standard first person mode, slightly off center, and call it 3rd person. Movements all feel off, as if there’s a disconnect between your inputs and the character model. If you cover the portion of the screen with the onscreen character, it is identical in behavior to the first person mode.

This is different than most other games built from the ground up with an actual third person perspective. Play something like MGS5 and note the precision movement, inverse kinematics, terrain positioning and reorienting etc etc and you’ll notice the difference between a legitimate 3rd person mode and faux 3rd person.

Yeah, this isn’t the same studio making Outer Worlds 2, but it’s under that umbrella. Hopefully they do what Bethesda either can’t or won’t.