Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Base PS5 Owners Should Download New Firmware Update Too for This Extra Feature

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Still no way to permanently erase games with incomplete trophy percentages from our trophy lists.

Still no way to sort trophies alphabetically.

Still no actual wallpapers.

Really shouldn’t be surprised; MediaMolecule inexplicably is still in business after not releasing a game for ages, abruptly shutting down servers for a game instead of fixing the problem, while also forcing people to purchase expensive peripherals (PS Move+ Vita) in order to get 100% trophy completion…while Bluepoint Games gets shut down after releasing one of the best launch games a console ever had.

Re: Fear Not, Collectors, PS5's Star Wars: Galactic Racer Is Getting a Physical Release

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@RoomWithaMoose @Frmknst That’s a narrow minded, shortsighted viewpoint that doesn’t reflect the reality of the situation.

When you lease digital content you don’t own anything. Literally. You acquire a temporary digital license that can be changed, altered or revoked at any time for any reason and without your consent. That is, by definition, not ownership at all. Imagine investing thousands of dollars into a vast library of digital games only to somehow get locked out of your account (whether you deserve it or not). You can kiss everything you thought you ‘owned’ goodbye.

The internet could go down tomorrow, Sony could ban my account this afternoon and I would still be able to play every single one of my physical discs (thanks in part to having a strong aversion to live service slop as well).

That is true Ownership

Re: 'An Even Smoother Experience': Developers Chime in on PS5 Pro's PSSR 2 Update

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@Areyouthatdumb Regarding your question, there is very little Sony can do to increase performance out of the base machine. The specs are set, and die shrinks have already happened I believe, so any miniscule improvements related to a smaller node would already be available. PSSR cannot be back ported to the base machine on a technical level, so no hope there. Tweaks and improvements to the system firmware and/or SDK’s are possible, but any real world performance increases would be very minor and hardly noticeable. There are always optimizations developers can make to their own titles but that would be on a game by game basis and Sony has nothing to do with that end of things. Pretty much what you see is what you’ll get at this point regarding base PS5. Hope that helps.

Re: Crimson Desert PS5 Trophies Leak, and They're Basically Nonsensical

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Hey, just so long as there’s no ‘Complete x number of waves in wave survival mode’ or ‘Kill x number of players in a single online multiplayer match’ or ‘Complete the game on turbo ultra nightmare hardcore insanity mode without dying in under 3 hours without using a healing item’ bullcrap, I’d wager that’s a pretty good list!

Re: Going Platinum: I Only Got MediEvil PS4's Plat Because I Had To

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I appreciate all the work it takes to write a detailed, comprehensive guide. Personally, I really liked the remake, but i was also a fan of the PS1 game. They make you work for the platinum but not unnecessarily so.

There’s nothing worse than when a dev bolts on cheap filler content to pad out a game’s length or induce an artificial challenge—wave survival modes, challenge modes and rogue like elements are the worst offenders. Sony seems intent on butchering their flawless first party masterpieces in this way; TLoU2 and GoW:R both force additional trophies in their low effort roguelike modes, Days Gone added that awful zombie horde crap, Tsushima and Yotei had that wave survival bloat shoehorned in…it never ends. Even Resident Evils aren’t immune. Yeah, I want to run around an area dodging zombies and shooting clocks to extend a timer, that’s real survival horror right there. Ugh.

Medieval asks for a certain commitment, but it’s straightforward and enjoyable without any added filler.

Re: Starfield's PS5 Release Seems Practically Inevitable at This Point

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Releasing the game on PlayStation will certainly prove devisive, though not like many might expect. This will separate the grifters and haters from those who voiced legitimate critiques. We’ll get hard numbers detailing just how many people buy it. I won’t be one of them, because the game is a creatively bankrupt, technical mess (yes even in its current multi-patched state).

Re: Crimson Desert's Mandatory PS5 Update Sparks Debate About Games Which Break Street Date

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I am 1000% anti-spoilers and leaks, so don’t take my thoughts as though I don’t care about such things. That said, not being able to permanently own something you pay money for when there’s zero legitimate reason this should be the case is the worst form of anti-consumerism out there. These platform holders/publishers/developers want to restrict the end user for no other reason than to maximize profits in one way, shape or form. If you really only wanted to curtail leaks, then clamp down on your choke points: gossipy employees, distribution centers, what internet/social media/email traffic flows in and out of your company etc. There are ways to handle that issue without screwing over people who would otherwise have been interested in buying your game.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 624

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Grinding out that Yotei legends slop. Had the full 100%, they took it away, now tediously reclaiming it slogging through this nightmare of repetitive boredom. Sony first party studios are truly the masters of ‘There, it’s perfect. Now let’s drive it into the ground post launch.’

Re: PS5's Coolest Collection of Controllers and Console Covers Are Out Now

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To this day I cannot get over how ugly all iterations of the PS5 are. It’s a great system, I’m enjoying my time with it this gen but oh dear god the plastic box itself is hideous. It’s huge, it’s cheap and tacky looking, it looks more like a toy than the expensive consumer electronic device it is, and no chintzy cover panels can conceal its unfathomably unappealing contours.

I sincerely hope they replace whoever designed the exterior aesthetics and bring back whoever drew up the launch model PS2 or PS4 when it comes time to finalize the PS6.

Re: 'This Would Have Been $30 DLC by Most Studios': Players Praise Ghost of Yotei's Free PS5 Update

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The main game had a point. It was a sweeping epic adventure where your actions moved a strong narrative forward.

The co-op story missions are half decent, but this wave survival slop is the most low IQ fodder I’ve ever played. Running around in circles doing the same repetitive things over and over. The mind flags with exhaustion at the sheer tedium of it all. I’m about halfway finished and I can’t wait to shut this off and be done with it once and for all. It was the same with Tsushima; once I knocked the trophies out I never touched that Legends crap again.

Re: Crimson Desert PS5 Concern as Physical Copies Won't Run without Download

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Well that doesn’t mean much in the grand scheme of things, I suppose. It simply changes ‘instant day one purchase’ to ‘maybe I’ll pick it up a few years down the road when it’s 75% off’. I have ten thousand things in my backlog I’m eagerly looking forward to playing; a publisher that doesn’t cater to my gaming proclivities can kiss my money goodbye.

Re: Xbox Targets 2027 for Project Helix Dev Kits, Calling Rumoured PS6 Release Into Question

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@RZ-Atom @HRdepartment Xbox is one of the biggest publishers on PlayStation. I, for one, would like to know not only what new upcoming Xbox games will become available on this console I prefer to play on, but also what moves the other platform holders are making. It may have a bearing on what I can expect out of my preferred platform. You’re equating collecting/parsing information/rumours/leaks with console warring of some kind.

Re: SEGA's PS5 Games Get Good Reviews, So Why Aren't You Buying Them?

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As a die hard Sega fan from the Genesis/Saturn/Dreamcast eras, my answer to the article’s question is plain and simple:

•Some games they release have bad trophy lists.

•Sometimes the games don’t ship on physical discs, or the game isn’t actually on the disc when they do.

•Newer Sonic games are the exact polar opposite of everything I want out of a Sonic game. Sonic Mania was (and still is) the only good official new Sonic game to come out of Sega in the past 30 years that wasn’t a compilation or remaster of an older Sonic title. I bought Mania twice; once digitally at launch and again when the physical came out. Make the game I want and I’ll buy it, it doesn’t get any simpler than that.

Re: Ghost of Yotei's Massive Legends Update Out Now for Free on PS5

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Didn’t see a poll option reflecting the position I’m in, so I’ll add one:

•Yes, of course I’m playing it—but only because they forceably attached trophies to the mode and shoehorned it into the main game’s trophy list instead of offering it as a standalone sku out of consideration for those who have less than zero interest in it.

It’s like Sony models their thought process regarding what content to include in their first party output based off the old 1970’s Reese’s peanut butter cup commercials, only they don’t understand why those specific commercials were good marketing. People like chocolate and peanut butter. Combining them makes sense. I don’t think Reese’s would have taken off if it was ‘Hey! You got your dog doo in my peanut butter!’ Sony needs to learn to segregate this multiplayer slop into a standalone entry, or else don’t attach trophies to it and thus screw over those completely uninterested.

Re: As PS6 Delay Rumours Swirl, Fans Debate Ray Tracing's Worth

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When properly implemented, it can overwhelmingly improve a game’s visuals. That will, as with all things, come with a cost. Whether or not that’s worth it to a person is something they have to decide for themselves, but the idea that RT ‘brings little to nothing to the table’ is complete BS.

Re: Resident Evil Requiem Story DLC Confirmed, Bonus Mode in May

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Imagine Leonardo da Vinci coming back to the Mona Lisa 6 months after he finished it and saying ‘it’s perfect as it is, but I’m going to paint a mustache on her for no reason when it doesn’t need to be there.’ Maybe don’t add anything to something that’s fine as it is.

Re: PS5 Pro Sales Explode on the Back of PSSR 2 Hype, System Sells Out in Some Stores

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This is humorous when regarded within the context of that erroneous opinion certain fanboys hold, namely that ‘exclusives don’t sell consoles’. RE9 is not exclusive in the usual sense, but having the best console version running with ray tracing thanks in part to an exclusive upscaling method is in a way some ‘exclusivity’ of a certain kind. Just imagine how many units will sell thanks to having the best version of GTA6 at launch 😎

Re: Ghost of Yotei's Free Legends PS5 Update Looks Generous in the Live Service Age

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It’s like there’s two internal ethos’ vying for power within Sony—one wants to make magnificent single player masterpieces with flawless trophy lists while the other wants to make multiplayer slop and make the trophies as tedious and difficult as possible. Since they can’t decide, they combine both thought processes.

I’ll just wait for people to post guides for the fastest route to 100% Legends trophy completion so I can get it out of the way and never play this abysmal crap ever again.

Re: PS6 Rival Xbox Helix Could Cost as Much as $1,200

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Really curious how Microsoft will go about addressing all the Xbox users who have acquired tons of physical discs over the past 25 years.

They haven’t mentioned either an internal disc drive or an attachable unit, but I think it’s safe to presume that greedy, power hungry Satya and Amy hate the idea of the end user’s right to own what they pay for. They prefer to bleed their consumer base with recurring subscription fees in exchange for owning nothing. Anyway, I would expect a person’s digital library to transfer over and be accessible no problem—but how in the world will they handle the disc situation? Will they have some sort of digital voucher program? Will there be an actual disc drive, an external thing like the 360’s HD DVD drive? Or will those hardcore users who’ve spent literally thousands upon thousands of dollars across decades be given a big F you?