Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Halo Infinite Is in Fact Finite, Dev Focusing on Campaign Evolved for PS5

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Think about this for a moment:

Essentially the entire 343 Studios team was focused on completing Halo Infinite and having it ready for launch, and we all know the state that it launched in (even after a lengthy delay). Now, the team is split between multiple projects.

They couldn’t produce a feature complete product with the their full attention and now they’re dividing their focus…

Re: Don't Expect Any PS5 Exclusives from Square Enix in the Future

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Square isn’t even on my radar anymore. It isn’t the quality powerhouse I grew up with in the 90’s and early 2000’s pumping out 10 out of 10’s on a consistent basis. I think FF12 was the last big game of theirs I was truly amazed by. FF13 is one of the worst games I’ve ever played in my life (no joke), 15 is mediocre, 16 has glaring issues and they butchered the remake(s) of 7. Aside from the occasional HD2D release of an old classic, I’ve completely written them off as churning out shoddy single player trash and worthless MMO stuff im not interested in.

Funny how Square’s golden age is so closely tied to SNES and PS1 exclusivity an not the AI driven, multiplatform death spiral they’re locked in now🤔

Re: Standalone GTA Online PS5 Launcher Added to GTA+ Subscription Service

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Wish these publishers would separate the multiplayer trophies from the single player ones. There are legions of trophy and achievement hunters who would jump at the chance to play through the great campaigns of various R* games, but the mp trophies are a death sentence killing any desire to actually dive in. Separate lists cater to all individuals whether you’re only interested in the story, the multiplayer, or both. This isn’t a R* only problem, it’s an industry wide issue. Platform holders need to clearly define what is acceptable behavior regarding trophies and achievements and what is not.

Re: One of PlayStation's Best Developers Marks 40 Years of Incredible Games

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Great games, trash trophy lists for the majority. Multiplayer trophies, forced multi-playthrough trophies, tedious collect-a-thon trophies…all are a cancer to trophy hunters. On the upside, I met many players in LFG posts to slog through the garbage uncharted multiplayer dlc’s and these people are still on my friends list. A reliable, like minded group of people to play with is a valuable asset so I suppose I should thank whoever designed ND’s trademark atrocious filth trophy lists.

Re: Random: Turns Out the PS5 Can Be a Lot Smaller, and You Can Build One Yourself

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Anything looks better than the grotesque aberration they settled on. Whoever designed the exquisitely beautiful launch model PS2 and PS4 systems must be spinning in their grave at what the final PS5 design turned out to be. If I had the technical know-how I’d certainly build a custom plastic shell for this monstrosity. Love the interface, love the games, love the ecosystem; hate the look of the thing.

Re: Clair Obscur, Ghost of Yotei, and More Battle for Golden Joystick's Ultimate Game of the Year Award

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Ghost of Yotei, without a doubt. For what it is, it’s practically perfect. Expedition 33 is a technical mess and I personally can’t get past the hideous visual aesthetic they chose. Those things really drag it down despite other areas it excels in. Death Stranding 2 is phenomenal but too niche, and KCD2 has some awkward controls and bad trophy design that lessen the experience.

Re: Don't Forget to Grab These PS Plus Essential Games Before They're Gone

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@Daleaf it’s a great game to be sure. The Saga voice actress was awful though. Constant accent bleed through to such a severe extent that I’m surprised she wasn’t replaced. Like an ice pick in my ear, truly. I resorted to muting the tv whenever she talks and relying on subtitles. I can’t imagine how the first table read didn’t weed her out immediately. But yeah the rest of the game is absolutely fantastic

Re: Obsidian's Already Trying to Improve The Outer Worlds 2's Poor Presentation on PS5 Pro

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Just watched the DigitalFoundry video on Outer Worlds 2 and can honestly say this isn’t PSSR’s fault for once. Every version of this game is hideous. The foliage is a joke. Ghost of Yotei has trillions of exquisitely detailed blades of grass delicately fluttering in the wind and yet OW2 has a couple tufts of bushes that wiggle back and forth when you get within 6 inches? The foliage animation cascade is truly pathetic. The whole game is blurry, constantly fizzling with splotchy, artifact ridden reflections (particularly on the Series X version’s more glass like reflective surfaces for some reason) and just aesthetically ugly all around.

Re: Talking Point: If Xbox Drops the Cost, Would You Be Happy Still Paying for PS6 Multiplayer?

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Clicked “Unsure” only because it’s technically possible they could continue to charge for mp and yet offer some sort of compelling side benefit to make it seem worthwhile. Do I think they will? Absolutely not. But if I’m wrong and that’s what happens, I could see a state of affairs where it’s not as big a deal as people might think. I would prefer no charge of course, as no one in their right mind wants to waste money when they don’t have to, but I’m not so sure Sony feels the same way…

Re: Talking Point: Is PS5 Really in Competition with TikTok?

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Is this all based off an assumption that people who enjoy gaming automatically also enjoy scrolling through TikTok and TikTok-adjacent entertainment? Is it simply because they both utilize electronic screens? By that logic why aren’t casino slots considered major competition? Sitting in place pushing buttons staring at screens for hours on end—that fits the criteria, but no one’s making that claim. I’m not so sure this TikTok crap is actually competition.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing The Outer Worlds 2?

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Should be a ‘Refuse to buy a game that could fit on a disc, the publisher mints said disc, but stupidly decides to only put 1.3GB’s on said disc’ poll option. Well that’s probably too long, but you get the gist.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Ninja Gaiden 4?

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What’s that old saying? ‘One ill conceived, trophy hunter unfriendly trophy will spoil the whole bunch’? Yeah that.

This is another textbook example of an otherwise great game tanked by a bad list. Far too many games fall victim to inane developers deciding ‘hey let’s make the game so brutally difficult and/or excessively tedious that either way anyone interested in full trophy/achievement completion will need to devote an inordinate amount of time solely to our game, instead of curating a clean and concise list that respects gamers’ time and shows we understand there are many other games these players would also like to work through in a timely manner.’

Voted 2, Bad.

Re: That Promising PS5 Console Exclusive Has Ex-Sony Santa Monica and FromSoftware Talent Behind It

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Cautiously optimistic. I have no real interest in Chinese mythology and while there are some sick monster designs here there are also some decidedly ‘Chinese dragon’ looking aspects to a few of them. I suppose it’s to be expected considering where the team is located, but I prefer my fantasy monsters more ‘medieval traditional’ and less Asiatic.

That minor quibble aside, the gameplay looks promising and the underlying tech appears to be orders of magnitude better than the other recent exclusive Lost Soul Aside.

Re: Poll: Will You Be Buying Halo: Campaign Evolved on PS5?

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‘Are you disappointed by Halo: Combat Evolved’s lack of multiplayer?’ should have a poll choice of ‘I prefer it didn’t and I’m happy it won’t’.

As for whether or not I’ll be buying it? As always, it all depends on the trophy list. Leaving repetitive multiplayer on the chopping block is a good start as it handily bypasses all those god awful achievements connected to the mode, but there’s still plenty of room to make bad anti-trophy hunter completionist decisions with just the campaign. If there’s any of that ‘do a LASO campaign run without getting hit once on a Tuesday when mercury is in retrograde and without jumping’ BS then count me out. I have better things to do with my time than squander it with a thousand checkpoint restarts just to fulfill poorly thought out criteria. Far too many other games of equal or greater quality deserve my time more than that.

But if the list is trophy hunter friendly? I’ll definitely be there.

Re: Halo PS5 Is Great, But Why Doesn't It Have Competitive Multiplayer?

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“It’s a bit of a wishy-washy answer really, and it doesn’t really clarify Halo Studios’ position.”

^This. Thank you for this. I just read the companion article over on pure Xbox and I expected an actual answer based off the article title, but was left scratching my head at some rather dubiously drawn conclusions. There is nothing in the above quotes directly addressing the lack of PvP at all, and strangely it doesn’t seem the relevant question asking why PvP isn’t included is here either.

Re: Halo Confirmed for PS5, Remake of First Game Out in 2026

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No multiplayer?? It’s a dream come true 😃 If they actually put the full game on disc I may pick this up after all. I had written it off by virtue of the horrifically designed multiplayer achievement criteria, but this looks to potentially correct that mistake. Fingers crossed 🤞

Re: New PS5 Firmware Update Available Now, Here's What It Does

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Is there a reason why Sony went from listing the patch notes on the screen prior to confirming the update to putting one of those QR codes there instead? All this does is force people to get out there phones, point it at the screen and take a picture, creating an extra step in the stupidest way possible.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Ninja Gaiden 4?

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Not yet, but eventually. The self-absorbed trophy list sliced and diced any urgent desire to actually play it ‘for real’ on my main account, so I’ll pick this up for pennies at some point down the road and play it casually on my alt, where all games with poorly designed trophy lists abide.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Battlefield 6?

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Haven’t played the full release, but managed to play a beta. I’ll play a game like this once or twice a year with friends, and for that short burst I’d say what I played was definitely solid; the problem is games like these simply don’t hold my attention. There’s no substance. There’s no gripping narrative or immersive sim elements or half-life 2-esque brilliant gameplay mechanics—the main focus is just ‘run around in circles killing, dying and respawning ad infinitum’ with the campaign (when there is one) being an afterthought. That’s all there is to it. There’s just nothing there.

Re: Just 1.3GB of PS5 Data Is on The Outer Worlds 2 Physical Disc

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Lmao that instantly killed any desire I may have had to get this. Way too many other games of similar or higher quality out there for me to waste my time on this, particularly when they refuse to cater to the demands of the hardcore user and put the entirety of the game on the disc. If it’s ever on sale for $1.30 maybe I’ll pick it up