johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Congratulations to Resident Evil, 30 Years Old Today and Better Than Ever

johncalmc

My dad had to buy me the first Resident Evil because it was a 15 and I was like 13 or something. He took some convincing because he was concerned it might be full of naughty words. Anyway, I got it. Massive game for me. Loved it. Loved the first three actually. Played them all 100 times.

I'm kinda over Resident Evil now. I still play them but they're all the same. Start somewhere interesting but the games are too long and get worse as they go on.

My controversial take is that Resi 3 Remake is the best one because it dials back the nonsense puzzles and doesn't outstay its welcome. Nobody on earth agrees with me on that apparently but that's okay.

Anyway, congrats to Resident Evil. Shoutout to Barry Burton.

Re: Saros Dev Explains How the PS5 Game Is More Approachable, Customisable Than Returnal

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I'm glad it'll still be hard. Not that I'm one of those git gud people or anything. I play games on easy sometimes too. But Returnal for me really hit because there wasn't shortcuts or grinding to brute force it. You really had to learn it. And I thought it was such a fantastic shooter that I loved that. It took me 124 hours to beat it though, so maybe a little easier would be good.

Re: Jim Carrey Confirmed to Return for Sonic the Hedgehog 4 in New Teaser Trailer

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I've never seen one of these probably because I hate Sonic the Hedgehog but for some reason I've always had a kind of respect for Robotnik. I like his vibe. Plus he has rad boss battle music in Sonic 2. Like all timer good. Wonder if it's on Spotify. Wild it is! I'm listening to it right now. Yeah this rules.

Anyway, I might watch this one day. Why not?

Re: Cyberpunk 2077 Finally Gets a PS5 Pro Patch Very Soon

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@LifeGirl This is my most wanted update to any game ever. I love Cyberpunk. It's one of my favourites. But it is incomprehensible to me that this game - full of customisation options and wild fashion - has no third person mode. You literally only see your character in a menu or on a motorbike. Gotta do something about that.

Re: 'Imagine Being Such a Loser': We've Hit Rock Bottom with Website Dedicated to 'Failing' Games

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This site is obviously cringe, but I don't think it's surprising. Some people seem aghast at the idea of people rooting for games to fail but I'm not. In fact, I don't even think it's particularly egregious.

Chasing the live service dollar has absolutely crippled PlayStation's first party output for an entire generation. And it's not just PlayStation. Ubisoft, Activision, EA, countless smaller studios and publishers. Job losses, studio closures, and games pivoting to predatory monetisation models.

At its worst, live service is destroying parts of the industry. At its absolute top dollar best, when the stars align and we get a hit, it still results in games that seem more interested in milking their own fans dry via overpriced skins, sleazy pay to win mechanics, or thinly veiled gambling systems than anything else.

So yeah, I get it. This website is lame. And it's got big incel vibes. But I am not at all surprised its come to this. If the games industry is going to continue to treat its own fans with contempt, we can't all sit here crying about mean spiritedness when the fans lash out.

Re: 'We're Discussing Ways to Improve': Marathon Dev Tweaking Monetisation and Difficulty as FPS Fails to Blow Up

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Charging that much for skins is offensive. Charging that much for skins in a non-free-to-play game is borderline criminal.

Other than that, if it's doing fine it's doing fine. Not sure fine is good enough. Sony were probably hoping for more than fine. But then Bungie was a colossal waste of money and however pretty this is it's just another multiplayer shooter with mobile game monetisation.

Re: Opinion: I Wonder if Xbox Helix Will Force Sony to Break Its PS6 Silence

johncalmc

It's interesting. Sony doesn't seem to care about anything. They just keep themselves to themselves until they want to talk. But is a new console too big to ignore?

I think that it won't change anything and they'll just do whatever they were going to do. Is the new Xbox a threat? Does the new Xbox have a prayer?

Probably not. Nobody wants an Xbox. And anyone who cares enough about PC gaming to spend the kind of money PC gaming requires one to spend seems unlikely to be excited by an Xbox branded PC.

Xbox wasn't real competition before and the next one will likely be prohibitively expensive on top of all the problems with the brand. I can't imagine anyone at Sony being particulatly worried.

Re: Site News: Where's Our Marathon PS5 Review?

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This seems like a really weird request. I get it. They don't want the game reviewing until you've played the full experience. But then surely you just ship the full experience. And I know it's not the same now in an era of always evolving, constantly updating games, but they're asking people to not review the product that people are buying, and instead the product that it will one day be. It's just weird.

Still, I'm not sure it matters. The people that hate the game for existing are gonna hate it regardless, and the Bungie evangelists will love it. I'm not sure review scores are really going to change any of that.

Re: Sony Returns to PlayStation Exclusivity and Stops Single Player PC Ports, New Report Says

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It makes sense from the perspective that these games aren't really selling so why bother? Regarding the non-exclusivity hurting the brand? I don't know. I guess if people are superfans to the extent that it pains them to think that people on a different system can play the games... yeah. I don't really care. I don't think PlayStation games being on PC hurts the brand. PC is its own thing. I don't care either way - I have a PlayStation and I don't have a PC.

Re: More God of War PS5 Details Leak, Out in 2027 with New Protagonist

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It's weird because I liked the latest two God of War games but this news does not excite me at all. Do I want more of this? And if I get more of this do I want to play as the dead wife? Not really. Probably not even top five in the list of God of War characters I'd like a spin-off of. I quite like the witch lady I can't remember the name of. I'd be more into that. Not into this.

Honestly, I was really into the idea of the next Santa Monica game just being something new. Sci-fi? Different fantasy? Basically anything new.

Re: Did You Get In? Beta Invites for Horizon's Divisive PS5, PC Multiplayer Game Out Now

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It's so offensive to me that there's a Horizon MMO and they're not releasing it on PS5 and instead we get this.

Still, I want it to do well enough so that the studio is fine, but not well enough to encourage them to do more of it. I just want Horizon 3 and for this hideous looking thing to get out of my sight.

Still, good luck to it is all I can say. All games like this from Sony face an uphill battle and this one has the double whammy of being announced so closely to the Bluepoint closure. Might be rough.

Re: Marathon Collector's Edition Might Be the Best We've Ever Seen

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Wildly excessive collector's edition for what is basically the gaming equivalent of a Dairylea Dunker but hey I gotta applaud it. Looks really cool. Would look nice on a shelf. But I don't have shelves. And I don't play live service shooters. And I'm disinclined to spend 200 notes on this. So for those reasons, I'm out.

Re: Resident Evil Requiem (PS5) - Two-in-One Horror Not Quite an All-Timer

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This is what I was worried about from the second they announced Leon as a second playable character. I don't really like action Resident Evil. And I was excited to play as Grace. Her being sidelined for endless shooty shooty Leon bits really doesn't interest me. I'll still play it but this has dropped in appeal to me quite a bit.