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Re: Cyberpunk 2077: Best Mods on PS5

johncalmc

I've already platinumed the game and if you could prestige platinums I'd probably have done it about eight times over. So I'm super into the idea of mods to spice things up. Going to wait until there's more as I don't really care about anything here. I'll go back in once there's more to choose from.

Re: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 (PS5) - Same Old Multiplayer Drags Down Stellar Package

johncalmc

This is the first Call of Duty I have had any interest in for a long while, purely because I like the idea of the campaign. I occasionally play through the campaign on one of these but the last one I played was the one with Kevin Spacey in it. No chance I'd ever buy it full price, and there's zero chance I'll ever play the multiplayer so if it ends up cheap I might play the story.

Re: 3 Hours with Stranger Than Heaven Left Me Partly Convinced, Partly Concerned, and Craving Gyudon

johncalmc

Interesting read! I'm an RGG enjoyer and I'm one of those that doesn't think they've fallen off or lost the plot. They keep making games, I keep liking them. It's like once you get to the mad later seasons of a TV show you like. You know inherently that some things were better back in the day and the storylines are getting sillier but it's comforting having the characters around.

They could make Yakuza games forever and I'd keep playing them. I'm in on this already, obviously, because I love what RGG does. But everything I hear about the combat makes me wonder why we can't just bash square. I get they're trying something new, and that's nice, but bashing square to punch people in the head is a winning formula.

I don't play these games for tense combat challenges. I play them because I want to walk around Japan, go bowling, sing a few songs on karaoke, get called "gramps" by a local hooligan and then put his head through a shop window with minimal effort. This sounds like one I might play on easy if the difficulty doesn't stop you getting the platinum.

Re: Sony Said Xbox Game Pass Isn't Sustainable, Now It Seems the Gravy Train Is Almost Over

johncalmc

I mean, we can give him credit. But it's a bit like giving credit to the guy shouting "Run!" as the meteor falls. Yeah we know. And I know there's a bunch of fellas over there in robes they made out of dish cloths praying to the meteor because Phil Spencer told them "No, really, the meteor is good" but most of us saw the meteor and instinctively new that the meteor bad. Because it's a meteor, and no amount of pie charts with comical stats replacing "MONEY IN" with "USER SMILES" was ever going to convince anyone who had half a brain that this thing was ever going to work.

What bothers me mostly - and we're off the meteor now - is corporate cheerleaders parroting fantasies about the sustainability of Gamepass. Particularly those in media. Repeating utter nonsense completely unchallenged because Honest Uncle Phil said it. Ludicrous. And they should be held to account. Fanboys are a problem everywhere but Xbox fanboys actively contributed to the downfall of the brand, and now they're doing it again fawning over Asha like the second coming.

Re: Xbox to Slash Even More Jobs This Month, with Further Cuts in November and January

johncalmc

It does look from the outside looking in like they're restructuring the company for a clean sale, but they could also just be reorganising so that spinning Xbox off is more viable should it come to that, and they might not be actively planning it. They could also just see that they're not very good at managing studios and they're putting their top franchises with management teams that will do a better job.

As with everything at Xbox, the truth of the matter is that we don't have a clue what they're doing, and they probably don't either.

Re: Another Huge Cyberpunk 2077 PS5 Update Incoming, Patch 2.5 Revealed in Livestream Tomorrow

johncalmc

I can't believe they keep doing this. It never ends. I've already replayed it twice this year. Now they're talking about dual wielding.

Wish list-wise, the holy grail is a third person mode which will never come. Absolutely criminal we can't see our characters when they've got all those rad clothes etc. in the game. I would also like more clothes, obviously, and haircuts. Otherwise, whatever they've got, I'll take.

Re: Poll: Would You Pay $1,000 for a PS6?

johncalmc

Yeah. I'll get $1000 worth of use out of it in one year.

I suppose it really comes down to a) can you afford it, and b) how much are you going to use it? If you play COD once a week for a couple of hours then this pricetag looks egregious. If you're putting six hours into Dragon's Dogma 2 every day like I am then it's a lot more justifiable.

Re: PS5 JRPG Atelier Karia Adding GTA San Andreas-Style Weight Mechanic After Overwhelming Fan Vote

johncalmc

This is absolutely being done because there's a contingent of fans getting off on it. Nice to see a dev listening to their fans I guess. But anyway, I love when games do this and was always disappointed that more games didn't rob this from San Andreas. I like the idea of not taking care of myself and having to join a gym. It's fun. But then I'm the sort of weirdo that changes clothes every day in game in something like Red Dead Redemption 2 and stuff. I'm into the life simmy parts of games.

Re: PS6 Price Tag Facing $1,000+ Nightmare as AI Data Centres Send Component Costs Soaring

johncalmc

I know £1000 looks bad. I mean, it's got four numbers. That's worse than three. But I don't think it's outrageous anyway. I get so much use out of mine that it's actually comical and everything costs a fortune now anyway. A pipe of Pringles is £3 in Tesco. It's crisps. I just paid £4.80 for a coffee. Cartoonland.

Blame Russia, blame Trump, blame moron tech bros and their AI boondoggles. Who cares? It's the same as it ever was. Some dude thought he could make more money by making everything worse for everyone else and he did it and it got worse for everyone else. Tale as old as time. No point crying at PlayStation.

A grand for a console I'm gonna use every day seems comparatively reasonable when there's bottles of olive oil at £14 on supermarket shelves. I'll buy a PS6, and I'll stick to vegetable oil thanks.

Re: Disappointment as Kingdom Hearts PS5 Pulls Back Platinum Trophies

johncalmc

Combined trophy lists like these are criminal and need to be stopped. Sony needs to go and look at the Mass Effect Legendary Edition trophy lists. Perfect. One platinum for each game and an overarching, series wide trophy list for things you do across multiple games.

And then you've got Kingdom Hearts over here. Now, I know it's only Kingdom Hearts. But we gotta stop this before it gets to something good.

Re: 'Absolutely Massive' God of War Laufey Pre-Orders as PS5 Exclusive Starts Strong

johncalmc

Same as always. Tedious, angry outrage merchant YouTubers make a big stink about it. None of it really matters. And then when it sells gangbusters they'll just lie and pretend the sales numbers are made up. It's all a conspiracy.

Anyway, I pre-order games for the bonuses if I'm interested when the game is available to download. I have very little interest in this game but I know I'll play it and I do like the blue armour so I'll probably pre-order it for that and then just play it later.