johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Poll: How Would You Rate State of Play for September 2025?

johncalmc

It was alright. These things are never going to blow anyone away without surprises, big new announcements, etc. This one was mostly updates on things we knew about already and that's fine if they look good and they did.

There was plenty of claret in Wolverine which is nice I guess. I don't feel like I can get excited about a Wolverine game. Saros looked exactly like I thought it would, which is coincidentally exactly how I wanted it to look. More Returnal. Presumably with better roguelike progression less dependent on gittin' good. That's fine. I liked Returnal as it was but I get people didn't like that they didn't get stronger between runs.

Otherwise, yeah. Some stuff. I actually can't remember what they showed except Deus Ex and Dynasty Warriors and it was only last night.

Another stellar report from me.

Re: Run an Okinawa Orphanage for Hours and Hours in Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties for PS5, PS4

johncalmc

I'm fine with them changing the faces and voices because I absolutely hate it in Yakuza 3 when you're walking around with that fella and he keeps shouting "ANIKI!" every four seconds. Unless the new guy also does that. In which case we all lose.

The most important thing is whether or not they've changed Yakuza 3's mediocre hostess club mini-game and made it more like Yakuza 0/Kiwami 2's amazing hostess club mini-game. Haven't watched the video yet so I don't know, but fingers crossed.

Re: State of Play Confirmed for 24th September, 35 Minutes of PS5 News and Reveals

johncalmc

Nice to see Saros. I absolutely loved Returnal so hopefully it's more of that. Otherwise I don't really care. I want Final Fantasy IX Remake or something Yakuza or Persona 6 or one of the things I like. Since that probably won't happen, seeing another dumb live service thing or another superhero game or another thing that looks exactly like Dark Souls but worse... I don't know. Kinda lost interest in these things.

Re: Yakuza Kiwami 3 Seemingly Leaked on Dev Website

johncalmc

This is amazing news. I love the story and the world of 3 but it is a bit of a chore to play because of the dreadful combat in that one. Didn't stop me spending a disgusting amount of time getting the platinum in it, but still, I'd love to have a beautiful, PS5 Kiryu adventure in Okinawa and beyond.

This also gives me hope that we'll also get all singing and dancing Kiwami versions of 4 and 5 too. Why not? Kiwami everything.

Re: Rumoured PS5 Showcase Seems Set for Next Week

johncalmc

I imagine they'll be sticking with calling it a State of Play regardless of whether it's bigger than normal or not. The last showcase was a bit of a stinker, and calling it a showcase just raises people's expectations too much.

Re: 'It Was a Little Callous': Hell Is Us Dev Bemoans Impact of Hollow Knight: Silksong

johncalmc

I'm sure it's really annoying and I do feel sorry for them, but it's not really anything to do with Team Cherry. It's not their responsibility to help other games get seen.

Still, I'm sure he's just speaking out of frustration. And I get it. They've spent time picking a date, doing their marketing, etc. only for a game with an already established fanbase to pull the rug out from under them because they've got the luxury of releasing whenever the hell they want. Gut punch.

Re: 'The Tension Is Hurting a Lot of People': Ex-Bethesda Boss Speaks Out on Subs Like Xbox Game Pass

johncalmc

If you actually care about the industry and follow what's happening and you're not looking at it through the lens of 'this console good because it's the one I have' fanboyism, Gamepass has always been deeply troubling. I get the value. That's obvious. But if a deal is too good to be true it usually isn't. And consumers who are winning now will end up losing in the long term.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Hollow Knight: Silksong?

johncalmc

I really, really like Metroidvania games but I actually found Hollow Knight quite boring and struggled to get into it. So no, I'm not playing this one. I'll probably give the first one another go at some point and then if I like it, yeah.

Re: State of Play Confirmed for 3rd September, Deep Dive on 007 First Light

johncalmc

Seems I'm in the minority here, but I'm into this and it's one of the few SOP's dedicated to a single game I'll actually watch. What's the point in a Ghost of Yotei one? Samurai, swords, we know. We played the first one. Just give me it. Borderlands 4? Let me guess: I run around shooting things and someone is doing some wisecracks? Okay.

But this is a true mystery. Seeing how it ticks will actually be interesting. I'm into it. They should do these for new IP/games we know nothing about.

Re: Poll: What Are Your Thoughts on Metal Gear Solid 5, 10 Years Later?

johncalmc

I remember the day I bought this. I took the day off work, but it was before I was all digital, so I went to the store and they didn't have it. Ended up having to drive between about twelve different supermarkets before I found one that had it.

Then I got it home, started it up, was super into it during the hospital, and then I spent the rest of the day getting increasingly irritated that there was barely any story, and it was just me wandering around strapping balloons to people and doing the same things over and over again in slightly different places on the same map.

Never really got on with this game at all. Gameplay, nice, yeah. But it's just not Metal Gear to me, and if I'm doing a series playthrough I just end it at 4.

Re: GTA-Style Anime RPG NTE Takes One Step Closer to PS5 Release

johncalmc

I don't know what this is but I'm into it. I don't mind the gacha style as I quite like coming back to do little jobs every day and build towards something. But it's gotta have things I want to unlock. I only play Infinity Nikki (unlock cool outfits!) and Zenless Zone Zero (unlock cool characters!) but the other ones haven't enticed me in.

If the things we're unlocking are cool maybe I'll play it.