johncalmc

johncalmc

Snake! Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

Comments 3,288

Re: Resident Evil 9 PS5 Reveal This Week, It's Claimed

johncalmc

I'm not a big Resident Evil guy or anything but didn't Village already conclude the Ethan Winters story?

Hopefully Resident Evil 9 is back in third person and they give us an old favourite to play as. Like Jill. Let us play as Jill. Or better yet, Barry Burton.

Re: Rumour: Greek God of War Game Is a 2.5D Metroidvania

johncalmc

Super not excited for this. I do like the idea of PlayStation making smaller games to fill in the gaps between bigger games though, and I hope they do that. I'm just not feeling the whole Kratos in Ancient Greece thing. I do love Metroidvanias though so I'll probably end up playing it if it's real.

Re: Random: Commemorative Launch Plaque of PS5 Catastrophe Concord Donated to Thrift Store

johncalmc

Just here to back up that a) this is sad but it would be rad to own this thing, and b) there has never been a more high profile disaster video game than Concord. Unless I've totally forgotten something, Concord is an unprecedented failure. Yes, other games were taken offline. Yes, other games flopped or languished in development hell. Concord was a PlayStation first party AAA big budget soon-to-be-the-next-Star-Wars merchandise-at-the-ready-because-the-kids-are-gonna-love-it calamity.

Re: PS Plus Essential Games for June 2025 Announced

johncalmc

This is an odd one. I must confess I sigh whenever sports games are involved in Plus. Particularly American sports. And the Destiny thing... you can't even play all of Destiny anymore can you? Bit weird to give away the ending when you can't even play the start.

That said, the other two games are doing it for me. Alone in the Dark is exactly the sort of nonsense I'd pick up in a sale.

Re: TV Show Review: The Last Of Us (HBO) Season 2 Episode 7 - Great Game Makes for Okay TV

johncalmc

This is such a weird show now. It ended exactly where I guessed it would when I heard season two was only seven episodes long, but I hadn't expected them to blow Abby's motivations and the porch scene etc. already. I get why, but I'm not into it.

The problem here is that the game's narrative only works as a game. Or, I suppose, a twenty episode season two. The way they've done it means that you've got... what? Two years for season three? And then presumably it'll be a series about Abby - do people want a series of Abby? People weren't even thrilled about a chunk of time playing as her in the game.

Still, it's certainly interesting seeing how they're tackling these problems. I'm mostly interested in how people who haven't played the games are enjoying it. Or not. For them it's different. This is the only version of the story they know, but I'm struggling with it because I already know the better version of the story.

Re: It's Over! FTC Drops Its Case Against Microsoft's Activision Buyout

johncalmc

@get2sammyb I don't know. I do think it's a victory for players - just not in the way Microsoft intended. Buying Activision undoubtedly shone a spotlight on Xbox within the company, and probably led to the decision to go third party. In a way they they went so hard that there was nowhere left to go, and the big boys in suits took over. PlayStation fans are doing great out of this and since PlayStation is the dominant brand, it's kind of a victory for players.

Re: Analytics Firm Predicts Paltry Full-Price Sales for DOOM: The Dark Ages on PS5

johncalmc

The "players" metric rather than sales has always been nonsense. If you're going to give the players number, give the number for how many people played it for more than an hour or two and bounced. Gamepass has made the players number totally meaningless.

I think here the interest in the game was just surprisingly low. If Gamepass was the reason for sales struggling then Oblivion, Expedition 33, Forza etc. wouldn't be cleaning up.

Re: Infinity Nikki Dev Issues Another Grovelling Apology As Next PS5 Update Is Delayed

johncalmc

@get2sammyb I think they've been alright with four weeks, honestly. But then I'd never played another of these games before. Every month you get a little bit of story - tat, mainly. Then they add new dresses etc. Presumably a big update would come after six months or a year or whatever with these mini ones filling in the gap.

This one has been a catastrophe though. Multiplayer I'm not sure anyone was asking for with nothing to do and it barely works. An empty new area that's pointless. Story retcons to force new players into the multiplayer/real money shop as fast as possible. Chaotic.

I'd be fine with them slowing the cycle down if they're struggling, as it appears they are.

Re: Infinity Nikki Dev Issues Another Grovelling Apology As Next PS5 Update Is Delayed

johncalmc

Wild how much they missed the mark on this. I wonder where it went wrong. If we're being cynical, I'd imagine that they wanted to introduce new players to multiplayer/spending real money as fast as possible which led to them retconning and trashing the story, and then also leaving the game riddled with bugs.

It's quite a mess but I do like getting all of the apology diamonds so that's good. If they keep messing this thing up I'll have that new dress in no time.

Re: Zenless Zone Zero's Sequel Sized PS5 Update Will Be Revealed This Week

johncalmc

I started playing this game for some reason and I'm guessing I've missed most of the characters since there's a lot of empty spaces on the roster. But I have a team that I use on every single mission and they're winning so I guess that's good.

I'll probably keep playing it until I've got the platinum since I've done most of it anyway. Maybe I'll stick with it for the new update.

Re: Poll: 10 Years Later, What Are Your Thoughts on The Witcher 3?

johncalmc

It's one of the all time great video games. The only thing I don't like about it is the combat. I find it quite irritating in that regard, and I just bang it on easy and smash everyone up when I replay it these days. The main draw here for me is the world and the quests and the characters. Just being in the world is an absolute pleasure. It's a fantastic experience.

Re: TV Show Review: The Last Of Us (HBO) Season 2 Episode 6 - Robbing the Story of Its Genius

johncalmc

Where I liked most of the changes in season one except for the spores change which they obviously didn't like either since they've added it back in, the changes in season two have been dreadful.

This episode is the worst offender. I can't unplay the game so I'll never know what it's like to experience this show without the knowledge of how the ending scene plays out in the game, but if you know both, it's staggering how much they ruined it here. It's double staggering the actual writers of the Part II that had already written a better version of this then went on to sign off on this.

Sigh.

Re: Like It or Loathe It, This Is Why Sony Won't Stop Trying to Make Live Service Games for PS5

johncalmc

I know why they're chasing live service money. Live service games get more money from you by giving you less. It's a no brainer that they should be aiming for some of that sweet sweet money.

What I've never understood is the strategy. They're constantly aiming for impenetrable markets with undesirable products. Concord, of course, being the best example - an Overwatch-like nearly a decade after Overwatch launched and three or four years after everyone got totally sick of it.

Chasing trends rarely yields great results, particularly in an industry with elongated development times. By the time your game is finished the world has moved on.

I'm surprised they haven't tried to do more of what they're actually good at and then twisting that into a more live service thing. I look at games like Infinity Nikki and ZZZ and all that Gacha pish and a lot of those games are essentially never-ending single player campaigns that update once a month with new stuff.

I'm not necessarily saying they should go the gacha route but why haven't they tried a single player live service game? I don't know, a big open world RPG or something. Add new quests for better loot, new outfits, whatever. Every year or so add a new region with more robust stuff to do. A big ongoing story. Microtransactions for new hats or whatever.

Maybe it wouldn't work. But trying something different seems like a better strategy to me than just shrugging and saying, "What if we try another first person shooter?"

Re: Reaction: Game Key PS5 Discs Are a Disgrace, and Sony Should Put a Stop to Them

johncalmc

I can't even nearly care about this. Half the games that release today run like a dog's dinner without downloading patches anyway. At this point surely most people still buying physical are only doing so either a) because they want the box on the shelf, or b) because they want the option to trade in later. Both still apply.

Don't get me wrong. I think it's stupid. Just put the damn game on the disc. But I'm not upset by it. Seems like much ado about not quite nothing but not much.