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johncalmc

johncalmc

Snake! Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

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Re: Opinion: Sony's Disgraceful Bluepoint Closure Should Concern Every PS Studios Fan

johncalmc

I'm actually really, really annoyed by this in a way that I don't think I ever have been for a studio closure. This is catastrophic mismanagement and heads should roll for it.

Imagine buying the best remake studio in the world during a golden age of remakes and then having them/allowing them to work on a God of War live service game and then shutting the studio when that idiotic idea doesn't pan out. Surely there has never been a worse example of a console manufacturer acquiring a studio and mishandling them this badly? Even Xbox gave Rare enough time to come good in the end.

I'm really, really annoyed by this. And the kicker is that they're still working on stuff like Fairgames - a title that seemingly the entire PlayStation fanbase hates already without seeing a shred of gameplay, and they shepherded Concord to release despite literally any single person who knows even a basic amount about the video game industry being able to predict within five minutes of seeing it that it was doomed.

It's like the people making decisions have somehow bluffed themselves into job roles and they're burning down a great thing through sheer incompetence and greed.

I get the live service thing. Big money etc. But just utilise second party for that and let your studios do what they're good at. How hard is that? Instead, we've got Bluepoint shutting down, barely any PlayStation games for an entire generation, and a bunch of boneheads at PlayStation HQ scratching their heads and wondering why Concord didn't become the next Star Wars.

And then to cap it all off, just to rub salt into a gaping wound, it wasn't even that long ago that the suits were giving themselves a big pat on the back because PlayStation has soaring profits. It's making money hand over fist. We're not in dire straits here. They didn't have to close this studio to keep the lights on.

All these people lost their jobs and PlayStation studios is a dumpster fire, and Hermen Hulst is just sat there like

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Re: Here's Why Shawn Layden Thinks Sony 'Can't Get Away' with Making PS6 Digital Only

johncalmc

He's right again. I'm 95% digital. I only have physical games because I can't think of anything else I want for Christmas. But physical needs to be an option for the areas where internet access isn't the best. There's lots of places with data caps, or slow connections. I can download a game in minutes, but even in the US - the biggest market - there's areas where it's not as feasible.

Re: Failing FPS Highguard's Concord Arc Seems Almost Complete as Website Goes Down

johncalmc

This game was toast the second they announced it. Sad, but releasing a generic-ass looking free to play multiplayer shooter in 2026 is signing your own death warrant. Even good ones or interesting ones fail. The gameplay in this one might have been relatively unique, but it looks like every other shooter that's come out in the last few years and allowing Geoff to put this last at the game awards was a colossal miscalculation.

Re: Avowed (PS5) - Overlooked Xbox RPG Arrives with Some Big Upgrades

johncalmc

I was never really excited for this one because I get that the combat is good but combat is like the thing I am least interested in when playing an RPG like this. As long as it's not annoying, I don't care how the combat goes. I just want a good story and a big quest to go on. Don't think this one is for me but I might give it a go when it's cheap.

Re: Opinion: The Euphoric Reaction to PS6's Rumoured Delay Really Confuses Me

johncalmc

I know how long the PS5 has been out. My brain knows how long I've had one. But it feels like this generation is just getting started. I don't know whether it's because PlayStation hasn't bothered to release many games this gen or whether it's because there was so much crossover between PS4 and PS5 games or whether it's some sort of shared hysteria but a lot of people seem to feel this way.

Personally, if you told me PS6 was 2030 I'd be absolutely fine with it.

Re: Fans Are Already Debating Whether God of War's PS5 Trilogy Will Cut the Series' Sex Minigames

johncalmc

Damned if you do, damned if you don't on this one.

They were cringe even back in the 2000s, but if you get rid of them dorks on the Internet will moan about "censorship" and the "woke agenda". If you keep them it's true to the spirit of the original games but dorks on the Internet will describe the game as "problematic" in tedious think pieces.

Honestly, I wouldn't bother remaking them. It's not worth it.

Re: Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties (PS5) - Colossal, Confident Remake Makes Controversial Changes

johncalmc

This review is really good. Doesn't get too caught up in the drama and remembers that we're reviewing a video game here. I get that some people won't like the changes - and obviously the sex pest hiring is a massive unforced error on RGG's part - but if we all stop crying about losing a bunch of mostly rubbish sub-stories, and about a story change that was obvious the second they announced this game, then there's a lot here to like.

The orphanage stuff felt like a chore in the original game but here they've done an excellent job. Tying together several mini-games and short story scenes really works, and I really feel the connection between Kiryu and the kids that I didn't feel playing the original versions.

There's loads to do, the combat is fun - love the perfect dodge - and I am a big fan of the Bad Boy Dragon thing. I really like the modern Yakuza thing of having massive battles with a bunch of people you collect throughout the game.

It's a shame this game has been marred by controversy and subjected to some incredibly questionable review scores based on that, but then it's RGG's own fault so I don't have any sympathy. As a game though, I think this review is spot-on, and the game is great.

Re: 'One of the Worst Decisions Ever Made': God of War Creator Tears 'Total Crap' 2D Title Apart

johncalmc

I haven't played it. And I don't feel strongly about it either way. But I do get the criticism from what I've seen. I think it looks ugly. Why is it story story story in a Metroidvania? Why make a 2D game like this that could allow for some incredible visual flair and stylish combat and then set it in the single least appealing time period of Kratos' life outside of when he was in the womb?

Silksong is like half the price of this isn't it?

I get why it exists and I like the idea in principle. I also like PlayStation trying new things. I also like the idea of smaller games filling the gaps between tentpole releases. The problem is that the gaps between tentpole releases are huge now, and I'm not sure a generic looking 2D God of War game that's way overpriced is the play here.

Re: Poll: How Would You Rate State of Play for February 2026?

johncalmc

I didn't watch it but from the announcements I've been reading it was fine. Big "quick announce Elder Scrolls VI in case they don't like Fallout Online" energy to announcing God of War remakes that don't exist. Still, it's nice to know first party is doing something.

Lot of things we'd already seen. Castlevania was nice. Yeah. Pretty alright I guess!

Re: Most of Highguard's Dev Team Laid Off Just Two Weeks After Live Service Shooter's Launch

johncalmc

I don't know whether Highguard would have ever been a success - unlikely, I think - but Geoff really signed this game's death warrant by putting it on last at The Game Awards. I know it's not fair, and it shouldn't matter, but you only get one chance to make a first impression and instantly disappointing millions of people watching that show by the last reveal being another generic looking free to play shooter was not a good way to generate favour.

Re: No More Yakuza Kiwami Games After Kiwami 3 Story Changes, New Series Could Happen

johncalmc

@Fizza oh Ichiban is alright. But Kiryu is an all time great protagonist, and while I liked Ichiban fine in 7, in Infinite Wealth you could tell they'd already ran out of ideas for him. He's just a big dumb puppy and that's fun for a side character. But he's just not as interesting and the whole power of friendship things is urgh.

Basically, when someone starts with Ichiban he wants to give them a second, third, and fourth chance to redeem themselves. Kiryu pours salt in their eyes and then punches them through a shop window. That's the sauce.

Re: No More Yakuza Kiwami Games After Kiwami 3 Story Changes, New Series Could Happen

johncalmc

Personally I don't care about the changes based on the leaks - haven't played the game. It's fine. Dumb? Sure. But it was dumb from game 1. That's the fun. Treating the story like it was sacred until this moment when the changes aren't even top five silliest things in the series doesn't ring true for me.

I'm more interested in what this means. I assumed Kiwami 4 and Kiwami 5 would follow, and that they were building to basically Yakuza Avengers Endgame. There's so many characters it seemed obvious.

But this almost implies that they're splintering the timeline and continuing the story from 3? Or that they're going to make more young(ish) Kiryu games?

They clearly don't want to leave Kiryu behind and Ichiban kinda sucks so I get it. This is baffling though.

Re: Larian CEO Swen Vincke Sticks His Foot in It Again, Thinks Game Reviewers Should Also Be Reviewed

johncalmc

This is kinda weird because as someone who writes reviews I kinda feel like reviews are borderline worthless. Like, I don't read them. I just look at games and then see if I like the look of them. Occasionally, if I don't know, I'll have a read. But I'm not reading every review to see if the game I'm interested in is getting the scores I hoped.

The point I'm getting to is that a lot of people put way too much stock into reviews. People think they're paid for or "for clicks" even though reviews generate virtually no money for most websites compared to other things like guides, and reviewers aren't all driving around in sports cars.

At the end of the day, it's a person on the internet you don't know telling you if they liked a game you haven't played. I have absolutely no idea how people get so wound up about them. But they do. Like, some of the hate mail I've received and I'm not even a big reviewer... it would raise your eyebrows.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Highguard?

johncalmc

It's not my type of game at all. I just have no interest in multiplayer shooters. So it's kinda hard for me to even know if it has a chance or not. Based on my limited knowledge, it looks pretty much the same as every other multiplayer free to play shooter. Except there's horses. I don't know. I won't be playing it though. Good luck to it I say.