johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: God of War Laufey Is the Next Main Entry in the Saga, 'Coming Soon' to PS5

johncalmc

I thought this looked like a bit of a dud. It doesn't help that I wanted Santa Monica to do something - anything - else, but even taking the fact that I was disappointed by the leak, I felt more disappointed actually seeing it. It just looks like a slightly faster God of War with more hair.

I just want something new. Like the first time we saw Horizon. A new idea. New characters. A new story to sink our teeth into. I'm sure this will be fine but it didn't move the needle for me at all.

And I know I'm not alone in this one - what the hell is going on with the talking sword and cube? It's like they've wandered in from another game. Cringed more than once. Dreadful stuff, and actually derailed an already quite boring trailer for me.

Re: Poll: How Would You Rate State of Play for June 2026?

johncalmc

Okay. Until Dawn 2 was probably the highlight. I don't think I've ever noped out of a game as hard as I did during the God of War trailer when the comedy talking sword and cube turned up. The rest of it was mainly new trailers for things we already know about. One of the duller State of Plays for me.

Re: 007 First Light (PS5) - James Bond Returns in a Strong, Confident Origin Adventure

johncalmc

This is a weird game in that the shooting isn't very good, the driving isn't very good, the story isn't very good, the villains aren't very good, the hand-to-hand combat isn't very good, and the stealth is just a really watered down version of Hitman, and yet you throw it all together and it rules.

They need to study this game in a lab. Is it just the Bond of it all? The charm? That you can't help rooting for it because it's got a plucky attitude? I don't know how they did it, but I can't think of a single better example of more-than-the-sum-of-its-parts in gaming than this. Can't wait for them to make another one.

Re: 'Have Fun in the Festering Slop Pit': Hideo Kojima Underfire for Generative AI Short

johncalmc

If you're Kojima, all you have to do is keep making games with characters named things like Elbowman because his tragic backstory is that he's made entirely out of elbows or whatever, do that for the next ten to fifteen, and you go down in history as one of the greatest of all time.

It's so easy. It's harder to mess that up. And yet here we are doing the AI thing, stepping on rakes.

Re: It Seems Most PS5 Fans Prefer Returnal Over Saros, But It's Not That Straightforward

johncalmc

I didn't buy Saros at launch despite how much I loved Returnal because I was half-way through another game. Unfortunately, since then, all I've heard about Saros has kinda put me off it. I'll still play it. But I don't have that urge to play it that I had when it was announced. I'm not one of those git gud people, but Returnal landed with me specifically because of how punishing it was and how hard I had to try to beat it. If Saros is as easy as I've heard, I just don't know if it's going to have the same impact for me.

Re: Bungie Is Not Making Destiny 3, Dev to Be Rocked by 'Significant' Layoffs

johncalmc

The wildest part of this is that they're not already working on Destiny 3. Or another Destiny-alike. I thought Marathon was a side thing and they would be making... something. What a colossal waste of money and a nonsensical acquisition. It always was, but now it seems even worse. $3.6 billion for an extraction shooter nobody seems to care about. Astonishing.

Re: Talking Point: Sony, Don't Re-Reveal Fairgames at the Next State of Play

johncalmc

I said this basically in a comment on the other thread about Break In, so I of course agree with this 100%. The problem we have now is that everyone hates live service, regardless of quality, regardless of how innovative something looks. Even things that look cool get obliterated online. Things that look decidedly meh like Fairgames is reported to be - they don't have a prayer.

I think companies - and by extension, people putting on shows like the Game Awards, need to understand that there is a massive disconnect in gaming. The games companies want to sell are the big live service games that make big live service money, but the games the hardcore audience wants to see are Persona 6, Final Fantasy 17, a new Resident Evil, etc.

Poor Highguard never had a chance because the people watching the Game Awards are not the people who would be playing a game like that. You're advertising McDonalds at vegan food festival.

Sony would be better off advertising games like Fairgames in other places. On TV or something, on YouTube ads, trying to catch a casual audience. Leave the State of Play to the games the people watching State of Play want to see.

Re: Ahead of Humongous State of Play, Sony Trademarks New PS5 Game 'Break In'

johncalmc

It's just going to be Fairgames again isn't it? Probably wise to rename it since everyone hated Fairgames four seconds after it was announced and everyone still hates it. I'm not sure I would put it in the State of Play even with a new name though. At this point it's probably best to announce a live service game via smoke signals or something. The more visible it is, the more furious the reaction.

Re: 'PS5 Is for the Payers': Just 18% Think PS Plus Essential Is Good Value for Money in 2026

johncalmc

I think the problem with Plus is that it just keeps getting more expensive with nothing given in return. The service isn't getting better. It's not like there's a thing you can point to and say, "Oh this is why." In some cases a lot of people would probably argue it's getting worse, and things like the premium tier look especially ropey given the quality and cadence of the classic titles.

It's the same as everything though. Remember that thing? Well it's worse now and it costs more.

Re: Prominent PS5 Podcaster's Account Hacked, Social Engineering Concerns Amplified

johncalmc

It's probably a good thing that this happened to someone internet famous. Not for him, obviously. That sucks for him. But for the larger gaming community. Sony is more likely to do something about this if he's talking about it on a podcast or a stream or whatever and making it more common knowledge. If it happened to little Timmy from Ohio nobody cares, but when there's a fella with an audience talking about it it might force action.

Re: Poll: Would You Buy an inFAMOUS Collection for PS5?

johncalmc

I'd probably play them again but I wouldn't say I would really excited or anything. I liked the first one more than the second one but they're both good. They're also products of their time, and the good/evil system is kinda pointless and badly implemented. I don't know. Of the IP PlayStation could revisit, I'd rank this one pretty low honestly.

Re: PS5's New Weekly Player Tracker Has Revealed Some Brutal Truths for Fans

johncalmc

I don't know how anyone is surprised by this. The biggest, most played games have been dross for years.

It was always wise for Sony to pursue a live service game or two. They just did it in the worst way, completely messed it up, and crippled their own first party output in the process. You could have thrown darts at ideas and accidentally done a better job with it than they did. Or, you know, let someone who knows what they're doing make decisions.

Re: PS5 Boss Says He's Seen the Future of Gaming, and It's 'Unbelievably Positive'

johncalmc

It depends how you define positive, really. I generally think that we live in a great age for gaming if you consider how many great games we get and the frequency of them. We're spoiled.

PlayStation has released very little this generation and there's still not enough time to play all the great games on the PS5. I remember the PS2 days and playing the same game for months on end waiting for the next big release. Now we have to skip games to play the ones we want to play more. It's a feast.

The problem is that if you look at the industry from any other angle it's an absolute train wreck.

Re: PS5 Fighter Marvel Tokon Has a 10-Hour Single Player Story, But It's a Comic with No Gameplay

johncalmc

Mortal Kombat already solved the problem of fighting game single player modes two generations ago. Why are we not just ripping off what they did? I get that the focus is the multiplayer, but it would probably be better to just do no story, or even just have a generic, old school, arcade mode with a thirty second ending for whichever character you use when you beat the boss. Either of those would probably generate less scoffing than this.

Re: Poll: Uncharted 4 Turns 10 Years Old, But Is It the Series' Peak?

johncalmc

Yes, it's the best game in the series. I like that they toned down how much shooting there is, it's got a better story than the other games, there's pirate treasure... the only thing I will say is that it lacks that huge moment - 2 has the train and 3 has the plane and the ship. 4 doesn't have a truly spectacular moment like those, but lots of slightly less spectacular moments.

Re: Why Is Everyone Acting So Weird About PS5 Game Mixtape?

johncalmc

I'm biased here because this is exactly my type of game and I loved their last game too with the guitar fella. Whatever it was called. Anyway, yeah, this is my kinda thing. I guess if it's not you can just not play it or you can be a massive baby about it online. Seems like it's an easy choice but then packets of peanuts have warnings that they contain nuts on them so that's where we're at I guess.

Re: Yakuza Dev's Stranger Than Heaven Drops English Dub Option Due to Bilingual Characters

johncalmc

I cringe every time I hear anybody speaking English in a Yakuza game. Every video I've ever seen of the English dubs make it look like bad anime, and it totally transforms the tone of the game. It makes sense to feature both languages here though.

Hopefully they've got actors that can speak both languages this time, instead of what they did in Infinite Wealth where they just had white characters speaking with obvious Japanese accents when speaking English, or in some cases, just having two voice actors for when the characters switched languages.

Re: STEINS;GATE RE:BOOT Will Force Us to Curse That Goddamn Semi-Colon All Over Again on PS5, PS4

johncalmc

Surely there's no more pointless remake than a visual novel remake. Visual novel technology hasn't seen any huge improvements since the first time this was released. We're still reading and looking at pictures.

Still, I don't know why I'm complaining because I'm blatantly going to buy this. I love this game. Maybe I'll play 0 at some point which I still haven't for reasons unknown.

Re: Stranger Than Heaven Is a Yakuza Series Origin Story, Out on PS5 This Winter

johncalmc

I keep telling my partner that I am convinced that at some point RGG will make a Yakuza 0-2 mainly because I think the name sounds really silly but also because it means they can throw in another young Kiryu and Majima story set in the big gap between 0 and 1. And of course 0 is so popular.

But we also talk about going backwards a lot and how interesting that would be. So personally, I'm thrilled that this is Yakuza -1. My only gripe is that they haven't called it Yakuza -1 because that name is even more ridiculous than Yakuza 0-2.

Re: Fallout Co-Creator Thinks Gamers Are Letting Influencers Tell Them What to Think

johncalmc

I'm not sure people look for what to think. I think people look for people to tell them what they already think. And this isn't a new thing. Long before YouTube and Twitch basically ruined games coverage forever people did this. Comments sections on reviews were full of people mad about review scores for games they hadn't played. They just wanted to hear that the game they wanted to be good was good.

People still do that on reviews but also with personalities. Many people will seek out YouTubers that think the same as them to reinforce and validate their own opinions. Annoyed that Xbox is in the toilet and PlayStation is king? Subscribe to the YouTuber that tells you that next year will be Xbox's year and PlayStation is gonna be toast. Annoyed that you don't want to have sex with the main character of the new blockbuster? Follow the YouTuber that moans about woke developers ruining gaming.

People just need to come to terms with reality. Like what you like. Don't care what other people think. It doesn't matter that the game you were looking forward to got a 6 on IGN. It doesn't matter if you think the latest 10/10 masterpiece is boring. Make your own mind up and stop looking for validation in online personalities.

Re: Lifelong Bethesda Fan Finally Answers: Does Starfield Actually Suck?

johncalmc

I've still not played Starfield but I will. I too love me a Bethesda RPG. Had a blast with Oblivion when the remaster came out recently. Played many of them, and multiple times, got the platinums, etc. etc.

The big thing for me is that while Bethesda were undoubtedly the kings of this kind of game at one point, they've been overtaken, and lapped, and at this point a new Bethesda game looks fifteen years old. I'm currently playing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and it's incredible how much better it looks, how much more engaging the narrative is, and how much it fills that Bethesda shaped void in my gaming life. It's a similar meal but with way more nutritional value.

There's other examples too. Cyberpunk does it but with a far more engaging world and storylines and top-tier direction, The Witcher does it with side-quests that are better than any Bethesda central storyline, I even look at games like Tainted Grail and think it looks more interesting than modern Bethesda output.

The only thing their games have going for them these days as far as I'm concerned is how cosy they feel. It's comfortable playing Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout. It's like slipping into a warm bath for me. Maybe that's enough.

Re: Lords of the Fallen 2's Idea of Female Armour Is Downright Embarrassing

johncalmc

I wouldn't say this is particularly outrageous unless it's a game set in modern day Oxford or something. If the armour looks like it belongs in the world the game is set then I don't care. I even quite like the first black one. The others less so. Really depends on the tone of the game and whether it aesthetically makes sense - is it common for people to dress like this in this world or is it just me looking like I'm going to the met gala but my uber dropped me off at a renaissance fair by accident?

I don't know. If there's normal armour options too then I don't care about this. The statements from the company are cringe though.