johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Loads of PlayStation Concert Dates Cancelled Amid Rumours of Low Ticket Sales

johncalmc

I'm into the idea. But with it only being PlayStation first party and not just a generic 'games on PlayStation' thing... I mean, I could hum the Uncharted theme, and I know the God of War main song, but unless PaRappa the Rapper gets up on stage and does a rap there's not much to pay to see here. It's not exactly Final Fantasy or Persona or Yakuza is it?

Re: Xbox Squandered Over $300 Million Putting Call of Duty in Game Pass

johncalmc

Game Pass numbers have never added up. It was always an attempt to brute force success by providing a deal so ridiculous that only a company with near limitless funds could afford to keep it going while they gathered the number of subscribers to make it economically viable. It hasn't happened. This is the obvious result.

Sooners it's dead and buried the better.

Re: 'It's Not Just About Adding More': Persona 4 Revival Producer Wants to Get the Remake Right

johncalmc

I liked Persona 3 Reload quite a lot. It's basically Persona 3 with some nice new bits and some QOL improvements. Hopefully they just do the same with Persona 4. I would imagine they'll keep the Golden stuff since Golden is way more important to Persona 4 than the extras were in 3. Golden is also the way a lot of people played the game the first time around.

Also I don't think they really need to do anything with the story. Story is great as it is. Doesn't need to be any longer - or not much longer anyway, and it doesn't really need anything cutting. Just make it pretty, add some new nonsense into it, we're solid.

Re: Marvel's Wolverine Re-Reveal Has Gone Down Extremely Well with PS5 Fans

johncalmc

It was weird. It didn't move the needle at all for me. Yeah, grizzly fella stabbed a few people. I'm not down on the game. I'll definitely play it. Why not? I like the Spider-Man games. Insomniac is great. But this is very much one of those games I'll just play at some point and probably like but I have zero hype for and I still don't after seeing it.

Re: Good God, Crimson Desert's PS5 Collector's Edition Costs a Whopping $280

johncalmc

I've never really understood the idea behind exorbitant collector's editions for games that have no history. Like, how does anyone know they're a Crimson Desert superfan at this point? I get it when you're like 18 Yakuza games deep and they're like here, give us an extra £100 and you can have this ridiculous statue and a selection of character themed pogs or whatever. We're in deep. We know. We'll buy anything. But this is like trust us guys, you're gonna love this. Pay up.

Re: Poll: How Would You Rate State of Play for September 2025?

johncalmc

It was alright. These things are never going to blow anyone away without surprises, big new announcements, etc. This one was mostly updates on things we knew about already and that's fine if they look good and they did.

There was plenty of claret in Wolverine which is nice I guess. I don't feel like I can get excited about a Wolverine game. Saros looked exactly like I thought it would, which is coincidentally exactly how I wanted it to look. More Returnal. Presumably with better roguelike progression less dependent on gittin' good. That's fine. I liked Returnal as it was but I get people didn't like that they didn't get stronger between runs.

Otherwise, yeah. Some stuff. I actually can't remember what they showed except Deus Ex and Dynasty Warriors and it was only last night.

Another stellar report from me.

Re: Run an Okinawa Orphanage for Hours and Hours in Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties for PS5, PS4

johncalmc

I'm fine with them changing the faces and voices because I absolutely hate it in Yakuza 3 when you're walking around with that fella and he keeps shouting "ANIKI!" every four seconds. Unless the new guy also does that. In which case we all lose.

The most important thing is whether or not they've changed Yakuza 3's mediocre hostess club mini-game and made it more like Yakuza 0/Kiwami 2's amazing hostess club mini-game. Haven't watched the video yet so I don't know, but fingers crossed.

Re: State of Play Confirmed for 24th September, 35 Minutes of PS5 News and Reveals

johncalmc

Nice to see Saros. I absolutely loved Returnal so hopefully it's more of that. Otherwise I don't really care. I want Final Fantasy IX Remake or something Yakuza or Persona 6 or one of the things I like. Since that probably won't happen, seeing another dumb live service thing or another superhero game or another thing that looks exactly like Dark Souls but worse... I don't know. Kinda lost interest in these things.

Re: Yakuza Kiwami 3 Seemingly Leaked on Dev Website

johncalmc

This is amazing news. I love the story and the world of 3 but it is a bit of a chore to play because of the dreadful combat in that one. Didn't stop me spending a disgusting amount of time getting the platinum in it, but still, I'd love to have a beautiful, PS5 Kiryu adventure in Okinawa and beyond.

This also gives me hope that we'll also get all singing and dancing Kiwami versions of 4 and 5 too. Why not? Kiwami everything.

Re: Rumoured PS5 Showcase Seems Set for Next Week

johncalmc

I imagine they'll be sticking with calling it a State of Play regardless of whether it's bigger than normal or not. The last showcase was a bit of a stinker, and calling it a showcase just raises people's expectations too much.

Re: 'It Was a Little Callous': Hell Is Us Dev Bemoans Impact of Hollow Knight: Silksong

johncalmc

I'm sure it's really annoying and I do feel sorry for them, but it's not really anything to do with Team Cherry. It's not their responsibility to help other games get seen.

Still, I'm sure he's just speaking out of frustration. And I get it. They've spent time picking a date, doing their marketing, etc. only for a game with an already established fanbase to pull the rug out from under them because they've got the luxury of releasing whenever the hell they want. Gut punch.

Re: 'The Tension Is Hurting a Lot of People': Ex-Bethesda Boss Speaks Out on Subs Like Xbox Game Pass

johncalmc

If you actually care about the industry and follow what's happening and you're not looking at it through the lens of 'this console good because it's the one I have' fanboyism, Gamepass has always been deeply troubling. I get the value. That's obvious. But if a deal is too good to be true it usually isn't. And consumers who are winning now will end up losing in the long term.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Hollow Knight: Silksong?

johncalmc

I really, really like Metroidvania games but I actually found Hollow Knight quite boring and struggled to get into it. So no, I'm not playing this one. I'll probably give the first one another go at some point and then if I like it, yeah.

Re: State of Play Confirmed for 3rd September, Deep Dive on 007 First Light

johncalmc

Seems I'm in the minority here, but I'm into this and it's one of the few SOP's dedicated to a single game I'll actually watch. What's the point in a Ghost of Yotei one? Samurai, swords, we know. We played the first one. Just give me it. Borderlands 4? Let me guess: I run around shooting things and someone is doing some wisecracks? Okay.

But this is a true mystery. Seeing how it ticks will actually be interesting. I'm into it. They should do these for new IP/games we know nothing about.