johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Infinity Nikki's Biggest Ever PS5 Update Prompts a Grovelling Apology, Free Compensation

johncalmc

@Kidfunkadelic83 I've played two gacha games - this and Zenless Zone Zero and the difference between them is astonishing. ZZZ is very much a game where nearly all the cast is female, they're all very bouncy, some questionable attire choices for battle etc.

Infinity Nikki is actually really wholesome. It's like a Disney story or something in tone, and in terms of the clothing etc. it's not pervy at all. Even the clothes that are part of the "sexy" category are like old school jazz singer outfits rather than anything weird.

Mostly it's just about a wholesome, let's be nice people and make the world a better place story with lots of dress up and customisation. Very easy to play. Very charming and likeable.

Re: Days Gone Remastered (PS5) - The Definitive Version of a True Fan-Favourite

johncalmc

I'm really not into the whole biker thing or the story or the characters or anything, but I did like just going around and shooting the don't-call-them-zombies and stuff. It's a shame they bury all the best bits - i.e. the hordes - at the end of the game, but once you get there it is really good.

I'll probably play this one again for another platinum at some point. I don't know when.

Re: TV Show Review: The Last of Us (HBO) Season 2 Episode 2 - More Birdie Than Hole in One

johncalmc

I don't get the changes they've made really. Presumably, it's because they're not going to finish the story of the game in one season so they think they've got to spill the beans on some things earlier. But it kinda ruins the entire pacing of the story. There's a reason we're not supposed to know these things yet. But here they're just like LET ME EXPLAIN EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING RN

Re: Opinion: Baldur's Gate 3 Was Already a 10/10, But Updates Have Made It an All-Time Masterpiece

johncalmc

Baldur's Gate 3 is one of the easiest 10/10s I've ever played. I don't mean in difficulty, I mean in saying it's a 10. I get why it might not be for some people. Not every masterpiece - be it movies, paintings, whatever - is going to hit for everyone. But I would think even people who don't like it because it's not their kind of thing would have a hard time arguing that it's not an incredible piece of craft.

I'm probably going to go back in for another run at it somepoint in the near future. A really special game.

Re: Switch 2 Fans Can’t Stand Seeing Nintendo’s New Console Compared to the 12-Year-Old PS4

johncalmc

This should not be drama. You only have to look at it for like four seconds to see what sort of level of power we're dealing with. There's arguments about stuff being under the hood that's better than PS4 etc. etc. etc. but the end result is that when you look at Switch 2 games they're gonna look more like PS4 games than PS5 games.

I'm surprised any Nintendo fans care about this. They've been looking at straight garbage for the best part of a decade. Be happy things are getting better.

Re: PS5 Fans Give Bungie's Marathon the Cold Shoulder, 34% Say You'd Have to Pay Them to Play

johncalmc

It's not a surprising statistic. I mean, it looks bad. But when you start thinking about it there's obvious skews here. How many people started visiting this site because they were deeply invested in live service games? How many people bought PlayStations for God of War, or Ghost of Tsushima, or The Last of Us? More casual gamers are right into Call of Duty or Fortnite or whatever but are they coming to sites like this?

Marathon is launching into a hostile environment. The most hardcore of the PlayStation fanbase isn't just ambivalent towards live service games - a lot actively want them to fail so developers stop making them. It's the more casual, silent majority that will make or break the game.

All that said I do think this thing is in trouble. Extraction used to be a game type within a multiplayer mode within a package that included a single player campaign. Now you're expected to pay for it and you get nothing else, with less content available at launch so they can sell it all to you later.

Eventually people are going to say enough is enough. Concord already went down in flames. Marathon might look pretty but otherwise asking people to pay for a package this slight is a tall order.

Re: Poll: Are You Planning to Buy Bungie's Marathon?

johncalmc

I'm unironically in the "you'd have to pay me to play Marathon" camp. I've been over multiplayer shooters for years. Pretty art doesn't change that.

Even as someone that no longer plays multiplayer shooters I can still see a lot of problems here. Charging for it being the first problem. Seems like it's launching with barely any content being another.

It looks nicer than Concord and it doesn't have the hideous character designs and toxic word of mouth working against it but I do think this game could struggle. Maybe the Bungie name will help it. God knows why.

Otherwise, I just don't care. At least they're not wasting any of their single player studios on this.

Re: Poll: 5 Years Later, How Do You Feel About Final Fantasy 7 Remake?

johncalmc

I don't really like it. It's the rare case of a game that has something in it that I hate so much that it actually retroactively ruins everything else for me.

The parts of the game where it stays close to the original are fantastic I think. And I love the voice acting, the music, the combat is fun. Once the plot ghosts come into it I could start seeing the cracks, and then the whole ending... man. All the Kingdom Hearts pish really ruins the whole thing for me. Not as much as Rebirth, but it's still bad here.

I think what I hate the most is that it's so close. The bits that are great are so great. And there are moments playing it when it's like exactly the remake I wanted. But I just can't with all the nonsense. The meta stuff is really, really bad. I sat on the ending for a long time trying to convince myself it wasn't embarrassingly bad because I wanted to love the game. I was kidding myself though. Rebirth really helped in that regard, because that was even worse so there was no convincing myself after that.

It's okay. I've still got Final Fantasy VII. This was just a massive wasted opportunity.

Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Thoughts on Potential $80 PS5 Games?

johncalmc

@Th3solution I should clarify, when I say value I don't just mean hours played even though that was the only example I gave. Value isn't just time spent to me. Ten hours spent wonderfully is a better value proposition to me then sixty hours in which half of it is tedious busywork.

So I would pay more for The Last of Us Part II, for example. I relatively short game but one that I think is the best at what it does. I'd pay a lot more for What Remains of Edith Finch than whatever it costs.

I agree companies should be exploring the spectrum of pricing more. It's ridiculous that we just decided AAA games cost £70 and that's that. Some games are simply worth more than others and if you've made The Witcher 4 and you're confident in it and you think you can sell it for more, then I say sell it for more.

Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Thoughts on Potential $80 PS5 Games?

johncalmc

I'm not bothered about £75 games, really. There's loads of games where if you looked at how much I got out of them they'd be worth way more than that. I got Cyberpunk 2077 for £12 and I got the DLC free. I've played it four times. I've spent hundreds of hours with it. It's a disgrace I got it so cheap. I should be able to buy it again because I feel so bad about it.

It's all about value. Would I buy Mario Kart World for £75? Absolutely not. Because I'm not going to sit and play Mario Kart for more than five or ten hours. It ain't happening. I'm 40. I'm not sitting and playing Mario Kart with friends. I'm gaming in my pyjamas and talking to my cat.

But a GTA VI? Sure. I can see the value. A Witcher 4? I can see the value in that. Honestly, if you told me The Witcher 4 was £100 I could make a case for it because I know how many hours I spent - and loved - with The Witcher 3. Different games have different value to me and so it's a case by case basis.