johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: PSN Down as PS5, PS4 Players Can't Log In or Play Online

johncalmc

I always play Infinity Nikki first thing in the morning. Do my dailies. Ease myself into things. Now I can't. So I gotta play the last thing I was playing on disc. Silent Hill 2. Silent Hill 2 at 7am. I suppose I could always turn my Switch on. Silent Hill 2 before breakfast then.

Re: Poll: How Long Does It Take You to Beat a Big RPG?

johncalmc

I'm not doing them in a couple of days because I have an actual job and stuff, but I do tend to play through games very quickly. Not that I'm good at them, I just don't really have any other hobbies and stuff and my partner is a gamer too so it's not like I have to turn Cyberpunk off to watch Love Island with her or something. I average 50+ games a year and finish all of them and a lot of those are big boys.

Re: Dragon Age: The Veilguard Failed Because It Wasn't Live Service, EA CEO Seems to Suggest

johncalmc

Dragon Age "failed" because EA had unreasonably high expectations for a game that shipped a decade after its last entry that had been through substantial development turmoil precisely because of an attempt to make it live service. Stop expecting everything to sell twenty million. Stop wanting everything to be a forever game. Stop obliterating teams because upper management made terrible decisions.

Re: EA Stock Price Plummets After Dragon Age: The Veilguard, FC 25 Disappointments

johncalmc

A million and a half for Dragon Age sounds alright to me.

I know Inquisition sold over ten million but that was like ten years ago. I think the appetite for a follow up to that game has perhaps subsided over the years somewhat. I mean, I played it and I couldn't remember anything about it when I played Veilguard. People kept turning up in "remember me?" cameos and I was like errrrr.

Still, I thought Veilguard was great. It's a shame that inevitably the sales on this one being perceived as soft will lead to cheers from culture war morons on the internet. Another game caught up in tedious online drama for no reason.

Re: Preview: Assassin's Creed Shadows Is the Golden Ticket Ubisoft Needs

johncalmc

I know a lot of people are hatin' on this game for nefarious reasons but I have quite a different one for why I'm just not going to touch it. I just can't with Assassin's Creed anymore. I actually really really liked Valhalla and played it for ages but then they went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like, "hey what if we throw all that future storyline rubbish in at the end?"

I just can't. I have too many games to play and even if this one looks cool the thought of watching them scramble to somehow tie this to the greater lore with more dreadful future bits puts me off totally.

Re: Poll: How Would You Have Reacted to a Live Service God of War Announcement?

johncalmc

Obviously, we haven't seen it. Maybe they could have done something super interesting.

But on paper, and with nothing more than "Bluepoint were making a live service God of War game" to go on, it sounds like one of the single stupidest things I've heard in years. Bluepoint - a studio famed for superb remakes - being bought by Sony in an era of quality remakes of beloved franchises... obviously you'd expect them to be remaking a classic and not live service slop.

That alone is bad. But then just the central idea of a God of War live service game. It just doesn't sound appealing to me in any way. I like God of War a lot. But I like being in there, having a story for twenty hours, getting out. What would a live service God of War even be? It just sounds like such a terrible idea.

Re: Horizon MMO May Have Survived NCSOFT's Cull After All

johncalmc

Well, this was the Sony live service pish I was most interested in so it would be nice if it has survived. I don't know if I'll play it but if I can make my own person and dress them up in cool clothes and fight things without having to really talk to anyone then I'll probably give it a go.

Re: Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii Unloads PS5, PS4 Combat Overview Trailer

johncalmc

I imagine this is not going to be as wild as the trailers look. Infinite Wealth had a really kinda grounded - relatively - story compared to all of the side shenanigans. Which is true of every Yakuza, of course. So I'm imagining that this is going to have all the standard Yakuza drama - probably a crying Majima - and also swashbuckling nonsense. I'm into that.

Re: Poll: Do You Use PS Stars?

johncalmc

I don't do the thing where you have to play certain games or whatever. But I have redeemed quite a bit of credit from them. I bought Phantom Liberty for Cyberpunk 2077 and Alan Wake II using credit earned from Stars.

Re: Square Enix Wonders Why Life is Strange: Double Exposure Didn't Work Out

johncalmc

I think that this might the rare occasion where offering an early release for pre-ordering might have been a bad idea. The super-fans (aka the ones who hate the games the most) were the ones who pre-ordered the game to get the first two episodes early, and then by the time the game actually released in complete form they'd all been on Twitter for a week moaning about how bad the first two episodes were and how they'd ruined Life is Strange (again).

Not exactly glowing reviews and negative online chatter probably hurt it.

Re: Horizon Hatred Simmers Once More As Sony Announces Movie Adaptation

johncalmc

Imran Khan - and other criers on Twitter - should probably remind themselves that most people who buy video games are casual gamers who see ads on TV, catch a review, hear from a friend etc. They're not the people who spend their time whinging on Twitter about everything.

Horizon sold, so it makes sense Sony would make a Horizon movie. Twitter is not real life.

Re: Game of the Year: #4 - Stellar Blade

johncalmc

I got Stellar Blade for Christmas so I hadn't played it when I did my GOTY voting but this absolutely would have made my list. I'm an hour or so away from getting the platinum and I've spent around 100 hours on it since Christmas Day.

I honestly thought this game was like a ten or fifteen hour Devil May Cry type thing. I didn't realise I could go fishing and stuff and collect a billion different costumes.

I like the story and the characters and the world. It looks amazing. The combat is fun and doesn't annoy me. The music is S-Tier. I really, really like this game. Genuinely surprising.

Re: Infinity Nikki (PS5) - Impeccably Presented Fashion Sim Is an Open World Essential

johncalmc

I've never played any of these free to play games before but I did try this because I liked the vibe and I needed something to play on the side of other games.

I've got 100 hours in this now, finished the main story, and not spent a penny doing it. I'm surprised by the monetisation here. Yes, there's lots of different currencies and I can see how you might end up spending a fortune if you wanted everything, but I've fully unlocked all of the timed outfits so far just using the currency earned in game.

It's a really great game and I would have voted for this in my game of the year picks if I'd played it before voting.

Re: Cyberpunk 2077 Patch 2.2 Out Now, Expands Character Creation, Vehicle Customisation, Photo Mode

johncalmc

I'm into this because I love character creator nonsense, even in a game that desperately needs more third person scenes so we can actually see our character.

One thing - in the bullet points at the top it lists new hair options but then in the more in depth bit below there's no mention of new hairstyles. I'm not being nitpicky, I just care about hairstyles in my games.

Re: Fantasian Neo Dimension (PS5) - Delightful JRPG Comfort Food Let Down by Uneven Combat

johncalmc

@Oram77 It's kinda the problem with scoring games generally. Like I 7/10 liked this game. It's a 'Good' on our ranking scale. But I can easily see someone giving it an 8 or a 9. I really think it'll come down to how much you like the combat. The story is whatever and the characters are stereotypes. That's all fine. They're not going to be the dealbreaker here. It's how much you jive with the combat that is going to determine if you like this game or not, and from about the halfway point I hated pretty much every boss fight.