johncalmc

johncalmc

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Re: Poll: PS5 Fans, Are You Sold on the Nintendo Switch 2?

johncalmc

I thought it was a really underwhelming showing, but that comes with caveats. First, I've never cared about Nintendo hardware and I don't like Nintendo's motion controllery, gimmicky side. I only buy the consoles to play Nintendo games.

Second, I've already played most of the great ports they showed. So I suppose if you only play on Nintendo you were probably excited about Hitman and Elden Ring and whatever.

But for me it was pretty weak, with the high points being Gamecube games on the system and a 3D Donkey Kong game. I'll get one when Mario or Zelda comes out probably.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Assassin's Creed Shadows?

johncalmc

I've played a lot of Assassin's Creed games but Valhalla was the only one I've ever really, really liked. Probably because it's not really anything like a normal Assassin's Creed game. The problem with it was it was still an Assassin's Creed game and it had to shoehorn all the Assassin's Creed garbage into it. Microtransactions, future storyline nonsense, overarching series lore, busywork, etc. It would have been better as a standalone viking RPG.

Anyway, the point is I just can't with Assassin's Creed anymore. Even if it looks cool I just can't sink any more time into this series. I've got way too many things to play.

Re: Square Enix Takes 'Large Loss' on Life Is Strange: Double Exposure

johncalmc

I don't think that what I'm about to say is entirely or even mostly to blame for the soft sales - I think Life Is Strange has maybe just had its time.

But as a massive Life Is Strange fan - except for 2, which sucks - I know why I haven't bought this game yet. It was the weird staggered release where if you bought the more expensive version of the game you got the first two episodes a couple of weeks early.

I wasn't going to pay extra to play a bit of a game early and then have to wait for the rest of it so I just didn't preorder it. Then the lukewarm response to the first two episode from fans meant that I wasn't in any hurry to pick it up upon full release when I had other stuff to do. And then I kinda forgot about it.

Honestly, if they hadn't tried to nickel and dime people for partial early access I probably would bought this on day one.

Re: Ex-Xbox System Seller Starfield Edges Ever Closer to PS5

johncalmc

It's weird thinking back to when Xbox was saying stuff like "one of the most important RPGs ever made" about this. Even then it seemed like a bad idea. Looks even more idiotic in hindsight.

On the plus side I like Bethesda games and I like space so I'll probably pick this up.

Re: Skate PS5 Isn't Even Out Yet, But It Already Has Microtransactions

johncalmc

Optically, this is obviously a tough sell. Microtransactions before the game is even out. Absurd.

But as with anything, there's usually more to it. And here it does make sense to test it out in the alpha, and it does make sense that a game that's free would have microtransactions. There's battles worth fighting in the war against video game industry predatory behaviour and general scummery but this is one I'd sit out.

Re: Activision Confirms Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 Won't Be Free Roam on PS5, PS4

johncalmc

I'm conflicted about this. From a personal standpoint I didn't like Tony Hawks 4 specifically because of the more open nature and the fact that they'd gotten rid of the two minute format. So for me the changes sound nice.

But at the same time, not being open as it originally was, a) this really isn't Tony Hawks 4, and b) the levels were designed to be explored at a more leisurely pace and so I don't know how they'll translate to a two minute format. It's a bit like when they remade Metal Gear Solid using MGS2's mechanics and it completely broke the game because the levels weren't designed with first person shooting in mind.

Still, I'll probably check this out since I love a bit of Tony Hawks, but I do get why some people are sour about it.

Re: FragPunk Delayed on Consoles at the Last Minute, Was Due Out Tomorrow

johncalmc

This was a rollercoaster of a post for me. Seeing its name in the headline was the first time I'd ever heard of the game. Then I thought the art looked cool and I got excited. Then I saw it was delayed and I was still excited and thought it might be one to watch out for at a later date. Then I saw it was a multiplayer shooter and lost all interest. All within the space of like four seconds.

Re: Could the Next Xbox Get a Head Start on PS6?

johncalmc

Unless Sony goes out of business or a meteor lands on PlayStation HQ, Xbox going early into the next gen is literally the only slither of a chance that they've got at making any gains in the console market. So yeah, I imagine they'll go early.

I don't think it will work. But if they're not going to give up then this is their best shot. Series X is over.

Re: PS Plus Essential PS5, PS4 Games for March 2025 Announced

johncalmc

Dragon Age Veilguard takes a while to get going but I think it's a great game once it does. Has some problems - leans a bit too much on puzzles, exploration etc. for my liking - but it's essentially a Mass Effect game with wizards in it and I like that.

Shame there's a Sonic game in there stinking up the joint but the other two are well worth a play. Good month!

Re: Call of Duty Confirms Use of Generative AI in Blockbuster PS5, PS4 Franchise

johncalmc

One of the biggest, best selling every year franchises in the world owned by one of the biggest, richest companies in the world and still they can't spend a bit more money to do it right and pay people properly for their work. Truly pathetic.

Excited for the inevitable Honest Phil Spencer interview where he moves the goalposts to try and make this sound like a good thing.