Fartingale

The swi2ch being a slightly beefier ps4 is nothing to throw temper tantrum about.

Loook at the booobs! Loook at the buums! Loook at the head… no wait look at the thighs… now the head….you know what we’re not gonna show you the head sculpt, another shot of the knockers!!

I felt this way about going from Wii u to switch. the Wii u was full of Nintendo charm, the switch on the other hand felt like an early prototype that was never updated.

Not interested in online games anymore but I hope marathon does well.

Wait for a 50%+ off sale it is I guess.

I’ll be swinging my sword wildly and hoping for the best in kingdom come deliverance 2 on the 5pro. Dropping my gun at every possible opportunity in Hitman woa on psvr2 and fighting with the camera in jet set radio/future on pc.

At least the watermelon knockers have been left unmolested by the evils of censorship.

I was wondering if the physical version of Indy circles on ps5 would contain a working version of the full game on disc but I guess the answer to that is no.

I don’t think Jeff Grubb can correctly predict when he needs to poop.

I can’t say I enjoyed when I would binge a game and then have dreams about running around endless random corridors with disappearing enemies all night, but the most that ever cost me was 100$ and not the billions bigtech is spending on this crap.

I’ll be playing atomfall on the 5pro, jet grind radio, jet set radio future on the pc and will be constantly bungling assassinations in hitman on psvr2.

Wait for a sale.
130$ cad after taxes is a hard no

As someone who has been slogging through yakuza zero for the last seven years, more cut screens would feel like a repeated kick to the gut, less cut screens on the other hand would be fantastic

I was expecting the s2 to be expensive, but not that expensive and Nintendo seems to be nickeling and diming you on everything else, so probably a pass at launch and I’ll just wait for more exclusives to come out.

I plan on buying the switch 2 at some point but I can’t say I’m all to excited, mainly hoping that it’s backwards compatibility boost resolution.
I except s2 to be ps4 equivalent in power but with ray tracing and dlss which is more than adequate. Price 500 to 550 cad.

This will be the first time this will be said in gaming history, atomfall needs a whistling on/off toggle.

Show Sony how it’s done push square raise that ignore list to 1000!!

I’ll wait to see if any milf or gilf character dlc gets announced before buying.

Those look like decent numbers to me considering how niche or old some of those games are.

I’ll be finishing off the remaining trophies in bomb rush copywrite and once that’s done I’ll be starting atomfall.

I’ll buy it day one but good god the character design is awful. I hope Sony has panic contacted clap handz to start working on a real follow-up after there live services failings as well.

It’s just a Xbox branded pre built gaming pc, I don’t think Sony will give a ***** and as soon as someone figures out how to enable steam big picture mode it will be a steam machine built by Microsoft.

Also this is just jazcorden fishing for attention.

@SJR from what I remember of 1+2 all the original skaters got aged up 20 years.

Skating around as a fat haggard Bam is gonna depress a whole lot of millennials.

I just platty’d deliver us Mars so Im still debating what to play next. Abandoned or retro probably.

I’m surprised twitter users aren’t upset about kratos’s woke nipples

I had shadows preordered but I cancelled the preorder, I’m just not in the mood for an open world game right now. Will buy shadows when I am in the right headspace which will hopefully be when it’s on sale.

S**t I guess I’ll be playing deliver us mars next.

I’m not sure metro could get any darker, but I guess if you currently live in a country that is fighting for its survival against a crazed neighbour you’re going to find even darker places to draw from.

I only played Starfield for about 10 hours, it had a really nice special edition controller and that is the only positive thing I can say.

I’ll be impregnating everyone in the Sims 4 with my little sim me on my lappytop and I’ll also will be feeling like a bad ass but looking like a goober while playing synapse on psvr2.

The only fond memory I have of 13 is it got me into collecting play arts figures for a few months. 13-2 was great though.

Quake and stalker shadow of chornobyl on the 5pro and sims 4 on the lappytop. I might bail on stalker and resume a different game I’ve previously abandoned, its not clicking with my current head space.

I ended up playing the first kingdom come deliverance for most of last month in preparation for playing KCD2, so I guess KCD2 is my game of the month even though I’m gonna have to delay playing it for another month to avoid burnout

It’s hard to even get indifferent about the next Xbox irrelevant S/X.

I’ve made it to the point of no return in kingdom come deliverance 1, so that will be my weekend. I will be playing a few short games once kcd is all done me thinks.

Tried previous entries on the psp, Wii and ps4. none of them clicked, might check out wilds in a few years when it’s cheap but never understood the appeal from what I’ve played.

Charging $$$ to edit your character is top-tier sleazy.

@Moj500 seeing that forza horizon 1,2,3 and 4 have all been delisted from all digital storefronts, I wouldn’t say I’m fear mongering or lying.

For a game that’s going to be delisted in a couple of years no physical option is a real downer

The Forza horizon games have all had their online shut down and been delisted after 5 to 6 years. So asking full price for a game that’s reaching its end of life is kind of a ***** move by Microsoft.

I’m still haunted by some of my poor decisions I made in fable 3, the sound of townspeople and villagers constantly vomiting from drunkenness is all I can hear when anyone mentions fable.

Spoiler: Solid Snake isn’t the main character instead you will be playing as Raiden after the prologue

Kind of fishy that they didn’t compare prices between other digital storefronts and only went with physical but then again 0% doesn’t grab headlines like 47%.

Still flailing with my sword about in kingdom come deliverance 1, I think I kind of got the hang of the combat after 130 hours, but I still flub it up depending how many enemies are attacking me. Beyond that I might play a psvr2 game to mix it up.

I bought pirate yakuza because I’ve bought every Like a Yakuza at launch since 2, I don’t plan on playing it anytime soon because I'm at least 3 to 5 games behind.

I think Sony problem with their AA games wasn’t that the market disappeared but that no one bought them.
I also don’t think the AA market has disappeared at all on the PS5 it’s booming. It’s just really hard to classify what counts as a AA game anymore.

The only people coasting are the writers highlighted in those links.

Was surprised none of them where from Forbes though.

Saros and dreams of another were my top two. The bland babes with blades games look interesting and onimusha trailer was the dud of the show for me.

I’ll be playing Kingdom come deliverance, The first one on my ps5. I took a seven year break from playing it so I ended up putting 15 hours in before realizing that the save I was using was missing about 30 hours of playtime. So that was fun. Other than that, maybe gunner’s heaven.