Fartingale

i’ll be playing some of the newest and hippest games available this weekend, vampire the masquerade: bloodlines (lappytop) and fear effect(5pro)

I don’t know if I’m more disappointed that it’s just the PS1 version running on implicit conversions emulator, or that they needed to change how the save states and rewind function work to make it appear different from all the other PS1/2/psp classics running on the same emulator.

i’m going to assume that i am alive was thrown in for free.

Teddy Roosevelt, Elvira and snoopy will be wearing only period accurate uniforms in codblops7 out of respect for the men and women who complained online 🫡

free is good and all but Saudi Arabia attempting to push itself as a cool soft power is the equivalent of diarrhoea being rebranded as an energy drink.

I’ll be playing Harold halibut, dk bananza and will be picking away at the platinum in sword of the sea.

@Balaam_ yup keeping in a 400+ hour trophy that was only included on the 360 to pad user engagement stats is a bucket of turds.

This is kind of a mixed bag. It’s great that they’re available on new hardware but at the same time the only people who play the classic releases for longer than five minutes are trophy hunters.

I would say I should give pistol whip a go but it’s still to warm for VR

Good for shadows, still waiting for a 50% off sale to buy it for myself but I look forward to playing it.

I’ll be playing Asscreed syndicate, two chapters left so hopefully I’ll be done by Monday.
I’ll also be getting more and more agitated in the battlefield six beta.
Outside of gaming I’ll be slowly weathering a Sherman tank model.

Is this what happens when you train a AI only on images from r/botchedsurgeries?

Cruis’n Blast was the bee’s knees, will check this out even though I don’t give a toot about fast & furious

I’ll wait for a sale I reckon

I think I’m neutral on b6 from what I’ve played, it can by entertaining at times but it also feels like I’ve been playing the exact same game for the last 20 years.

I’ll be playing asscreed syndicate on the 5pro along with some donkey Kong bananarama and mars war logs on the side. I will give battlefield 6 a few more matches but so far I do not care for it.

Booted up my ps3 out of curiosity, needed to do a system firmware update, the classic PlayStation 3 experience.

Same as last week so clair obscur and donkey Kong bananarama, hopefully I’ll get at least one of them finished by Monday.

The only thing I can remember about starfield is finding out that the Xbox series X doesn’t support hdr in 1440p

Fu*k 60fps an increase of unique npc heads is what’s really needed, you get used to 30fps after 20 minutes but seeing the same four heads with and without goatees used on hundreds of npc for 70+ hours start to cause a little madness.

It’s amazing what you can do when you spend $80 billion + and fail spectacularly. If Microsoft didn’t spend that money all these game would still be on this list except forza horizon 5.

I’m still slogging through Clair obscur on the 5pro. I also impulse bought a switch U so fast fusion and donkey kong bananarama on it.

I’ll be finishing off the remaining trophies that my skill level can manage in tony hawk 3+4 and I’ll be taking screenshots of all the creepy smiling in Clair obscur.
I’ll probably play something in vr, maybe I’ll see if I can still murder Mads Mickelsen in Hitman.

Don’t expect anything unique from anyone that still uses twitter.

@Dodoo amazon.ca, it’s still difficult to get a physical copy of Clair 33 in Canada plus I took advantage of a pricing error so I may have been kicked to the back of the queue by amazon in the hope that I would cancel my pre-order.

I’ll be flinging old skaters out of bounds in tony hawk 3+4 and I may start Clair obscur because my pre-order finally arrived yesterday.

Sucks that one of the main reasons preventing releases of classic games is music licensing, at least these guys found a way around it by just stealing everything I guess.

English unless the main character voice actor is as bad as she was in dragon age then I’d grudgingly switch to Japanese.

Developers need to patch in some texture warping for that true ps1/saturn feel.

The best out come for this is a barely functioning multiplayer game that nobody plays. Just seems like a complete waste of outrage

I’m not sure yet, was attempting to platinum jedi survivor but the collectathon became ridiculous and was abruptly deleted, so probably something short or arcadey next.

I’m fine with killing this game.

Phil getting locked out of the building and security won’t let him back in to get his ozempic from the office fridge would have been a more amusing rumour but oh well.

This is the only good thing to happen to call of duty since modern warfare…combat?

I like remakes and I like assassins creed but I don’t think they should mix.

Weekly physical only sales charts at this point are about as useful as an air conditioner in Nunavut during winter, but anyways I guess we have another game to throw on the sales angst pile no matter how well it did or didn’t do.

Jedi survivor on the 5pro and parking garage rally circuit on the IBM compatible.

Handheld pc with Xbox skin can play pc games, shocking!😮

Ds2 is waiting for me in my mailbox but I need to finish Jedi survivor first so I’ll probably look at the box for a bit and install it but won’t start ds2 till next week.

Some fans fume about ai leaf textures while other fans give no sh*ts or think it’s an appropriate use of a stupid technology

Powerwash simulator and Jedi survivor of the 5pro. Maybe some power shovel on duckstation.

Lost record, roadcraft and kcd2 are my top 3 so far.

No thanks I all ready have a pc where I do as much as possible to remove the Xbox branding.

Why did 16 flop on Xbox? You’ve had two years of mixed opinion swirling about. Did exclusivity hurt sales? Only Santa truly knows.

I’ll be playing jedi survivor on the 5pro and maybe roadcraft also on the 5pro.

I still want to play mindseye after watching some streams but the game would benefit going the bulletstorm route and adding the option to swap out the bland ass main character for a confused Duke Nukem

Congrats Stellar blade for beating the banana clicker game for today at least.

Hard no to all three.

Codblops 7’s campaign will be stupid, short and a 400gb download.

I’m interested in mindseye, but I think I’d find it more enjoyable if I wait for a sale