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Re: For Some Reason, 90s FMV Basketball Game Slam City with Scottie Pippen Is Coming to PS5, PS4

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Heh. I have a core childhood memory around this game. There are some questionable lines in this game. My elementary school was fancy and had a really nice computer lab with lots of games, and when I was in grade 4 someone installed all the popular FMV games from the time, including this one. In one scene, a character is hitting on a girl and says “girl, I would drink your bath water.” Ten year old me was like “what?!” Stuck with me ever since.

Re: 'By Every Objective Measure, We're Thriving': Microsoft CEO Expresses Gratitude to All Those Laid Off

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Xbox posted a buuunch of jobs on LinkedIn within the last couple days. There’s a concerted effort happening in tech right now to devalue technical roles, bolstered by inflated AI numbers and dubious benchmarks. They know they still need these people, they just don’t want them making 6 figure salaries anymore. It’s insidious, it’s all just stock market manipulation, something Microsoft is very, very good at. I’ve worked for some of these companies and you can see the grift for what it is. Pretty sad, makes me want to be a farmer and never write a line of code ever again.

Re: Xbox U-Turn the First Step Towards Gamers Rejecting $80 Games

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It really depends on the game for me. If it’s a game I’ll play for 100’s of hours, sure.. that’s still an OK ROI for me. However, it being a green light to just charge that much for every release is a DAFT idea that I really hope blows up in their faces. I was thinking about grabbing the Switch 2 Mario Party release this week, but it’s 115$ CAD. That’s ridiculous. It’s a collection of mini games that might get cracked open here and there when friends are over, not a frigging chance in hell.

Re: Mass Xbox Layoffs Begin, Everwild and Perfect Dark Both Reportedly Cancelled

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“Microsoft: Spectacularly Failing Upwards Since Windows Vista”

But seriously the company’s never been more successful, their net income increased by 7.5 billion since 2023, the year they acquired Activision/Blizzard. It’s easy to point to that as the cause here but I think it’s a bit more nuanced than just that, although I’m sure it has a part to play.

So how does Microsoft deliver value to shareholders when so many of their products appear to be stinking hot garbage water? Operating efficiency. They have a 46% operating margin, which is incredibly “efficient” to an investor. It’s kind of their style, and this is how they achieve it, gutting their divisions, hands off project management, all the things we rail on about are actually intentional things to this company, even if they’re resulting in substandard products. The point isn’t to make good software, it’s to sell shares of their company and making sure those shares continue to go up.

At the end of the day, it sucks, and Microsoft hoovering up companies was terrible for those companies and their products, because now their products are being made (or not made) the Microsoft way.