Following a 2-day internet outage earlier this week, I can guarantee I'll never rely on game streaming. When all the video/music streaming is unavailable, the only thing that's left for entertainment is the good old console or pc that doesn't require the internet
We need Skynet to rid the world of executives who are pushing AI. I'm not suggesting they get killed. Just scare them enough so they retreat to their bunkers. This way the world can finally improve.
A big thanks to all the unpaid testers who paid full price for the game. Thanks to all of you, other people will be able to enjoy the game at a lower price when it's out of the oven.
Some director was drunk and drew a declining chart from right to left and nobody had the courage to correct him. This resulted in a direct implementation of price evolution in the wrongest way possible.
Now in a perfect japanese world, that person would comit seppuku, but Japan was corrupted by western culture and he instead received a huge bonus for being incompetent. Because failing upwards is the new trend. Now we need more live service, because as we've seenthis week, Fortnite can't fail and prints infinite money.
They need to shorten those skirts if they want more than 4/10 on Push Square. That's not the reason it got such a poor score? My bad.
But you should specify how much the reviewer loves anime when you score this type of game. You clearly need to be wired like a Crunchyroll addicted NEET to be the targeted audience.
I don't get why they keep increasing the price indefinitely. They don't bet on game sales anymore? Every manufacturer used to sell their consoles at a loss.
When I compare Spider-Man to Spider-Man 2, I really don't understand how the cost could have tripled when they reused so many assets from the first game.
Hopefully Sony will shift from high budget live service failures to smaller budget games that can experiment without losing hundreds of millions of they fail.
The knowledge required to optimise games has been completely lost.
In a few years, games will be upscaled from 50p/3fps to 4K/120fps and the AI will pretty much guess what the entire game is supposed to be. Now I understand why DLSS 5 was created.
Did they also ass the rain mechanic that made you slide all the way down after climbing for half an eternity in their prototype? If Nintendo patented that part, it was a waste of money.
@rawzeku I don't blame you. If they lose enough money on crappy live service, they'll eventually have to focus on single player games. I'd trade all live service games for more AA.
I'm sure it's a planetary wide brainwash system that made everyone hate the objectively best game ever made named MindsEye. You can only enjoy it with a tin foil hat.
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Re: Rumour: A God of War PS5 Prequel Not Starring Kratos Will Take Us to Multiple Mythologies
As long as it doesn't have Atreus.
Re: Inevitable PS5 Sequel Marvel's Spider-Man 3 Teased in a Quickly Deleted Social Post
I wonder if they'll triple the budget again. Looking forward to it after Wolverine.
Re: Rumour: Call of Duty's $300 Million Xbox Game Pass Gambit Could End
@TrollOfWar Thanks for the info. For some reason I thought the reason was official.
Re: Fable PS5 Reportedly Delayed, GTA 6 Could Push It to 2027
GTA6 will help sell the PS6 when it comes out in 2030.
Re: Rumour: Call of Duty's $300 Million Xbox Game Pass Gambit Could End
Wasn't call of duty the excuse to increase game pass price?
Re: PS5's PS Store Is Getting a Netflix-Style Makeover Soon
I only use 3rd party shops for consoles. Dekudeals is so much better than anything Nintendo or Sony has ever made for their consoles.
Re: Our Hype for Samson on PS5 Crashes as GTA-Like Gets Slammed by Reviews
It can still be considered a Mind's Eye killer.
Re: PS5 Fans Want Trophy Upgrades After Xbox Improves Achievements
I prefer trophies on Switch 2. Way less intrusive.
Re: 007 First Light Is Getting Its Own Limited Edition DualSense PS5 Controller
I'll stick to the base PS5 controller until they release a Zelda Dual sense.
Re: Sony Delists 100s More Crappy PS5, PS4 Games, Including Jesus Simulator
Trophy time wasters (also called hunters I believe) are already crying about this slop going away.
Re: PlayStation Acquires Machine Learning Specialist to Achieve 'New Levels' of Game Visuals
"PlayStation Acquires Slop Specialist to Achieve 'Mobile App Levels' of Game Visuals"
There, I fixed the title for you.
Re: 'The Solution Is to Get Rid of Consoles': Analyst Predicts $1,000 PS6 and a Transition to Game Streaming
Following a 2-day internet outage earlier this week, I can guarantee I'll never rely on game streaming. When all the video/music streaming is unavailable, the only thing that's left for entertainment is the good old console or pc that doesn't require the internet
Re: PS6 Could Cut Costs with Just 1TB Storage, But Games May Have Smaller File Sizes Than Before
Can we stop with the ps6 rumours until we get something news worthy?
Re: As PSVR2 Dies a Slow Death, One of Its Best Devs Confirms Mass Layoffs
Maybe they should have opened their game to people who don't own a VR headset to massively increase potential buyers?
Re: New Lord of the Rings Game Comes from Tomb Raider Dev, It's Claimed
Any mention of Rare makes me question why Nintendo never acquire them. And I realise I'm not on Nintendo life.
More on topic: does the right to the Nemesis system come with the LOTR IP?
Re: 'It's All a Bit Depressing': Just 13% Think PS5 Is Worth Its New Price
It's a classic price drop. Except it's dropping to the ceiling. Sony's gravity is as messed up as the world we live in.
Re: Is That a The Last of Us 3 Tease in Neil Druckmann's Latest Social Post?
It will be shadow dropped the same day as Half life 3 and Star citizen 1.0
Re: Ex Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Dev Says They Were Fired and Replaced with AI
We need Skynet to rid the world of executives who are pushing AI. I'm not suggesting they get killed. Just scare them enough so they retreat to their bunkers. This way the world can finally improve.
Re: It Never Ends: Eidos Montreal Confirms Mass Layoffs Including Veteran Studio Head
I bet someone is getting a big pay rise for each layoff. We are in the wrong timeline.
Re: One Player Just Unlocked PlayStation's Impossible Platinum Trophy
I'll never understand that trophy obsession. When a game becomes a chore, I just move on.
Re: Major Crimson Desert Patch Out Now on PS5, Makes Countless Gameplay Improvements
A big thanks to all the unpaid testers who paid full price for the game. Thanks to all of you, other people will be able to enjoy the game at a lower price when it's out of the oven.
Re: Feature: PS5 Price - Why Does It Cost So Much in 2026?
Some director was drunk and drew a declining chart from right to left and nobody had the courage to correct him. This resulted in a direct implementation of price evolution in the wrongest way possible.
Now in a perfect japanese world, that person would comit seppuku, but Japan was corrupted by western culture and he instead received a huge bonus for being incompetent. Because failing upwards is the new trend. Now we need more live service, because as we've seenthis week, Fortnite can't fail and prints infinite money.
Re: Step Aside, Pokémon! This Ambitious PS5 Creature Catcher Swaps Pokéballs for Pokécubes
How did they manage not to copy paste Pokémon design? They still might get sued by Nintendo for the name slightly similar to amiibo.
I'll keep some microwave popcorn, just in case.
Re: School Girl JRPG Series Blue Reflection Getting Massive PS5 Overhaul, Including Mobile Game Remake
They need to shorten those skirts if they want more than 4/10 on Push Square. That's not the reason it got such a poor score? My bad.
But you should specify how much the reviewer loves anime when you score this type of game. You clearly need to be wired like a Crunchyroll addicted NEET to be the targeted audience.
Re: Japan's Cheaper, Language Locked PS5 Shielded from Outrageous Price Increases
I don't get why they keep increasing the price indefinitely. They don't bet on game sales anymore? Every manufacturer used to sell their consoles at a loss.
Re: Rumour: Dramatic PS5 Price Increases Incoming, Potential Announcement Tomorrow
If I was told in 2020 that the PS5's price would evolve like RAM, I would have imagined a 150-200€ console.
What a sad state for high tech.
AI can't die quickly enough...
Re: PS5 Players Seemingly Skip Marathon as Sales Estimates Look Very Weak
Sony will never get the money they poured into bungie back. Not with marathon, and probably not with future extensions on a dead destiny 2.
Re: 'This Is Unsustainable Madness': Modern Video Game Budgets Are Out of Control
When I compare Spider-Man to Spider-Man 2, I really don't understand how the cost could have tripled when they reused so many assets from the first game.
Re: If You're Playing Final Fantasy Games on PS5, There's a Good Chance You're Old
I installed it yesterday, but haven't played it yet. I voted in the name of near-future-me.
Re: 'The Jumping, Movement, and Attacks Are Way More Responsive': Crimson Desert PS5 Patches Fix Crashes and Controls
Sounds good. A few more patches and it'll be worth buying.
Re: Sony's PSN Rebrand Is Well Underway, and the Clues Have Been There All Along
My most pressing question: why don't they use TM on Playstation anymore? People might forget it's trademarked.
Re: Capcom's Stance on Generative AI Is Interesting Following Resident Evil Requiem's DLSS 5 Makeover
Translation:
"We will use AI, but hide it well enough to avoid any backlash.
This statement was generated by ChatGPT."
Re: Jim Carrey Confirmed to Return for Sonic the Hedgehog 4 in New Teaser Trailer
I guess the script was written in golden ink with an angel's quill, or something similar. Now I have a reason to watch it.
Re: Spider-Man: Brand New Day Just Did Something Even GTA 6 Couldn't
Looking at the tidal wave of crap that has been the MCU these past few years, It has a good chance to feel like a masterpiece in comparison.
Re: PS5 Spin-Off God of War: Sons of Sparta Has Been a Big Hit for Sony
Hopefully Sony will shift from high budget live service failures to smaller budget games that can experiment without losing hundreds of millions of they fail.
Re: It Sounds Like PS6 Will Support a Form of FSR Frame Generation
The knowledge required to optimise games has been completely lost.
In a few years, games will be upscaled from 50p/3fps to 4K/120fps and the AI will pretty much guess what the entire game is supposed to be. Now I understand why DLSS 5 was created.
Re: Resident Evil 2 Director Says Requiem Needs a 'Non-Scary' Mode for Fraidy Cats Like Him
Great idea. We also need a crimeless mode in GTA6, and a mode to replace the wolf in okami with a pug or a poodle.
Re: 'No One Is Buying This on PS5': PC Port Begging Already Unbearable as Sony Switches Strategy
They had Concord on PC for 2 weeks. What more do they want?
Re: Step Aside PS Portal! The Best Way to Use PS5 Remote Play Is Getting Better
Nothing beats playing a game in ultra low definition on the Wii U game pad.
Re: As PS6 Delay Rumours Swirl, Fans Debate Ray Tracing's Worth
The future of gaming is bleak if it's made of GenAI, artless ray tracing and upscalers from 480p to 4K.
Re: Ghost of Yotei Nearly Stole One of Breath of the Wild's Most Distinctive Features
Did they also ass the rain mechanic that made you slide all the way down after climbing for half an eternity in their prototype? If Nintendo patented that part, it was a waste of money.
Re: 'This Should Be Illegal': PS5's Dynamic Pricing Roundly Criticised by Disgusted Sony Fans
"it’s not clear how the manufacturer is determining who gets which promotions and why."
I'm pretty sure they are using some scummy AI models to do it. Sony probably doesn't even understand how it works.
Re: Opinion: I Wonder if Xbox Helix Will Force Sony to Break Its PS6 Silence
Sony moved the PS5 ahead when Xbox series was announced. This is why it's launch was so chaotic. They weren't ready at all.
They will do the same for ps6 and it will also be a mess
Re: Star Wars: KOTOR PS5 Remake Exists and Is Still in Development, Dev Says
@Czar_Khastik Hopefully we'll get a bundle with Star citizen.
Re: 'They're Not Going to Delay PS6': Hardware Leaker Says 2027 Still Likely After Xbox Helix Reveal
"Will easily push 4K, 120fps"
I'll believe it when I see it. Maybe start with 4K/60fps without fake frames or upscaling.
Re: Preview: Sword Art Online Returns to PS5 as a Darker Open World Action RPG This Summer
At this point, there have been more games than anime seasons, films and spin-offs. And the games aren't exactly known for their quality.
This one looks cool, but I'll wait for reviews. Hopefully this one will be great, but I won't hold my breath.
Re: Out Today: Marathon's PS5 Launch Puts Sony's $3B Live Service Gamble to the Test
@rawzeku I don't blame you. If they lose enough money on crappy live service, they'll eventually have to focus on single player games. I'd trade all live service games for more AA.
Re: MindsEye Studio Laying Off More Staff as It Doubles Down on Conspiracy Theory
I'm sure it's a planetary wide brainwash system that made everyone hate the objectively best game ever made named MindsEye. You can only enjoy it with a tin foil hat.
Re: After Cancelling Most PC Ports, Sony Promotes New 'PC Ready' Controller
Can a company be called bipolar?
Re: Don't Worry, Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Is 'Not a Roguelike', Says Konami
Did people really expect it to be a roguelite? I always thought it would be a main line castlevania.