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Re: Lies of P Dev Is Making Headlines, But Not for Reasons Anyone Wants to Hear

Hyena_socks

This is like how Subway workers are called 'sandwich artists' - they produce formulaic bog standard output at budget.

Now Subway is fine, if you want a quick snack it can hit the spot, but you're never going to be blown away, you're never going to have the best meal of your life.

That artist is going to serve you exactly what you expect, and nothing more, with all the enthusiasm of a Penguin gifted a wet sock.

Re: Crimson Desert PS5 Update Streak Continues in Patch 1.06, Out Now on PS5

Hyena_socks

This is incredible work, loads of updates to look forward to. Unfortunately, I've not seen anything about the save glitch that hit me and struck off a weeks playtime.

I really don't want to go back to it and hit the same issue again, it's one of the few glitches (besides obvious game breaking ones) that really kills my enjoyment of a game.

I'll hold off a little while longer just in case.

Re: 'I'm Tired of Games That Are Too Big': Open World RPG Dawnwalker Doesn't Want to Waste Your Time

Hyena_socks

I'm all for a world that feels lived in, with plenty to see and do with engaging stories. Witcher 3 had some of the best quests and writing I've come across.
Just really hope they nail that aspect - I'm a bit concerned the protagonist and main story will be bland.

I am really looking forward to this, I just feel like there's a 6 or 7/10 lurking and I'm not quite sure why. I'll be very happy to eat my words though

Re: Fallout Co-Creator Thinks Gamers Are Letting Influencers Tell Them What to Think

Hyena_socks

@Balaam_ I had a similar thought, and it's an interesting one to ponder.

In many ways our access to information was more limited, I typically got the official PlayStation magazine, occasionally dipped into others.

Same as you, the previews gripped me. The little nuggets of information that couldn't afford the big spreads, just a screenshot, a bit of text, could hook me.

I think also the fact we could rent games made a huge difference. Spending £3.50 to rent an intriguing game meant it was little issue if it was bad, you might even finish it over a weekend.

Now people have to decide to spend £50-80 on a new game, you largely have to be sure either:
A) you're going to like it - if someone you 'know' and/or respect likes it, you probably will.
B) if it's bad, you're not an idiot for thinking it would be good, everyone thought the same. You can commiserate with company and communally bash it.

Re: Lords of the Fallen 2's Idea of Female Armour Is Downright Embarrassing

Hyena_socks

Over 100 comments on this, I'm sure it's very balanced and thoughtful and not full of people the game developers are pandering to.

Thank god the male fantasy gaming fans are traditionally a progressive bunch that fully respect women and diversity in their worlds.

These do look ridiculous, but if there's outrage it should be shown towards things like Steller Blade too (worse, as it's based on a real model), the plethora of free-to-play games sexualising young-looking 'women' and similar.

I agree, it's silly, it's dated, it's pandering to men who seem to forget porn exists, and the older designs look both better, cooler and I dunno, a tough lady in practical armour is hotter to me than someone in 3 conveniently moulded golden bars and a smoulder.

But fantasy aimed at men is fantasy aimed at men, it'll be the last thing in the world to change.

Re: Poll: One Year Later, Did Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Deserve All the Praise?

Hyena_socks

I love RPG's, turn based combat, beautiful worlds but I bounced off this.

The combat is quite stressful with a sometimes really challenging parry system I wasn't expecting, save systems meant I had to wait until I had a chunk of time to play, and disappointingly the characters were dull as dishwasher.

HOWEVER I hear it really picks up, and I want go back to it. It clearly had promise, great soundtrack and world, an interesting hook. Hopefully the characters get a bit more engaging and relatable/likeable.

Re: Life Is Strange: Reunion (PS5) - Twee Mystery Finale Falls Flat

Hyena_socks

@somnambulance that's disappointing to hear. I'm planning to play through the series from Before The Storm onwards, so hopefully by the time I get to Reunion at least they'll have ironed out some of the issues.

I'll still definitely play it, but in my head the comics were a perfect end for me, I'm just treating this as a bonus

Re: Dawnwalker Is PS5's Most Promising RPG, Chomps Down on September Release Date

Hyena_socks

This is looking more and more like, funnily enough given the name, Crimson Desert.

If they get the writing chops of The Witcher, with the fun gameplay of Crimson Desert, wrapped in a glorious gothic blanket, I'd pick this up in a heartbeat.

But it's that writing which will seal it, and I think that's what I'm bouncing off right now - we've not seen much, likely as it's not typically something that makes exciting promo material.

Re: Steelrising, GreedFall PS5 Dev Spiders Is Reportedly Soon to Close

Hyena_socks

@Deadhunter always thought this too. Greedfall 1 is so unique, weird but ambitious and gripping.

I've not played 2, though I am intrigued.

But Greedfall felt like a demo for something that could have been something really special if they had the time and money. From what I've read, all their games have been similar - excellent premise, but missing the mark based on limited budget/time.

Re: Crimson Desert Devs Get Huge Bonuses as Korean PM Praises PS5 Hit

Hyena_socks

@THEBrew whilst I appreciate your service in getting one drunk at minimal cost, could you find an alternative nickname for our backboneless leader that doesn't equate being bad with being a woman or having a speech impediment?

But no, I couldn't, unless they were asked to by someone with their hand in their honey jar.

Re: Final Fantasy X Turns 25 This Summer, as Square Enix Opens Special Website

Hyena_socks

@nomither6 no, not yet, I'm not even middle aged! I've not even begun to peak!

This is a good excuse to go back to the game though, it was like the end of a JRPG era for me. I remember being pretty disappointed with a bunch of JRPG's that followed, when I'd devoured every one I found from the late 90s onwards.

It has its tropes, but in terms of overall story and the 'big bad' it's still pretty unique and compelling. Blitzball had no right being that involved and addictive (and frustrating) too.

Re: Final Fantasy X Turns 25 This Summer, as Square Enix Opens Special Website

Hyena_socks

I don't like this. I absolutely adore the game, one of the last great FF's before 16 reclaimed much of the glory. But it is not 25 years old.

I don't remember clamouring for more screenshots in the latest gaming magazine, being blown away by every moment of it, having the single weirdest nightmare of my life about Blitzball.

Or if I do, it was last year, when it first came out.

Re: Hands On: The Expanse's PS5 RPG Has Serious Potential, But Its Protagonist Is a Big Problem

Hyena_socks

@Fyz306903 I only watched a few episodes to be fair, but honestly it was most of the actors for me. Seemed like a fair bit of 90s fantasy tv overly hammy or wooden acting (facial expressions, dialogue etc.).

HOWEVER that was years ago when it first came out, maybe I was too harsh at the time or it gets better. I'll definitely give it another proper go soon, I've heard the show (and books) are superb overall.

Re: 'We'll Share More When We're Ready': Xbox Wants to Make the 'Right Decision' on Exclusivity and PS5

Hyena_socks

@Truee fittingly, very true!

Those are my thoughts exactly. This reads to me more like "get PS fans panicking so they buy more Microsoft games, to keep us multi platform, then when we have new hardware out that can actually compete, we'll pull the rug"

No hate on that, it's marketing and I'm sure it'll work. But hopefully they do keep games multi-platform, it'll depend if they have to tone down games to run on PS5 next-gen, and face the same disasterous issue they had between Series X and S.

Re: This K-Pop Idol Tycoon Game Might Be Our Dream PS5 Sim

Hyena_socks

The idea sounds like a lot of fun, but the art style looks like some sort of mobile porn game advertised on FB, and the gameplay doesn't look a whole lot better.
But if it's decently deep sim gameplay I can see this being a guilty pleasure to people.

'People of Note' ironically conpletely slipped me by, and I'm very intrigued by that.

Re: Hands On: The Expanse's PS5 RPG Has Serious Potential, But Its Protagonist Is a Big Problem

Hyena_socks

Owlcat do have an unfortunate habit of choosing some truly heinous, among some truly fantastic, voice actors - looks we got two Lann's to lead the charge instead of two Wenduag's. But nothing that can't be updated, or the character might grow on you.

Though fittingly faithful to the TV show - which manages to both be thoroughly compelling, whilet boasting some distractingly godawful acting.

Re: PS5's 007 First Light Shows Its Hitman DNA in This Great New Overview Trailer

Hyena_socks

This continues to look a tonne of fun - but a couple things seem a bit clunky, the animations look a bit stiff and the enemy AI looks questionable.
Someone popping up from hiding behind a table, saying something like "Hello, I'm George, I'm here to sweep your chimney" would be a tad suspicious.

But it does still look a riot, a proper Uncharted action film vibe, as you swagger around using cool gadgets, so I'd be happy with that.

Re: One of PS5's Most Promising RPGs Gets a Gameplay Blowout and Release Date Next Week

Hyena_socks

Very excited for this - I don't know why, but I can't shake the feeling this'll end up a 6/7 overall, that something will hold it back, but it'll still be a unique, charming game. A bit of a Crimson Desert.

As long as they nail the atmosphere, character/s and story it'll be great - I could put up with lacklustre gameplay if we get writing closer to the Witcher games. So...the opposite to Crimson Desert, in that regard.

Re: Round Up: The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Really Does Sound Like the PS5 Mass Effect Successor We Need

Hyena_socks

Owlcat making a game only 30 hours long is incredibly hard to believe - but I'm sure they'll nail the roleplaying. Their games always have an incredible degree of roleplaying, things to miss, things you can lock yourself out of hours down the line without even realising.

They're also, traditionally, terribly optimised at launch - hopefully the beta will give it time to develop, and we'll just be left with the diamond their games end up as.

Re: The MindsEye Saga Never Ends as Devs Accuse Studio of Violating Their Privacy

Hyena_socks

This is turning utterly surreal - the management sound like they're having a psychotic break, seeing enemies everywhere.

No excuse for spying on your employees - but if they have studios in Europe and the UK, clearly this is a breach of GDPR and thoroughly illegal I would have thought, even if they only applied it to their US branch I think GDPR still applies?

Hopefully employees can get some answers and the top brass can get removed and given help.

Re: 8 PS Plus Extra Game Removals for May 2026 Confirmed

Hyena_socks

@dskatter aye unfortunately, they've quite significantly sciffed what was meant to be a little graphics upgrade.

For some reason introduced a bunch of options/sliders to match PC, but it's caused zooming to be all over the place (Sniper/gun zooms are hyper sensitive, Scanning is painfully slow), weird issue where if you try and mark a target you crouch instead (if using a certain layout), and the black bleeds a lot now so it's super visually dark unless you whack up the lightness, and deal with that on menus.

I'm not fussy, I brought the game at launch and loved it, but it's borederline unplayable atm with my sniper netrunner build.

So Sandland it is...hopefully not as dull as others said here

Re: 8 PS Plus Extra Game Removals for May 2026 Confirmed

Hyena_socks

Damn, some games I've dragged my feet with there - might have to drop everything and check out Sandland. Won't be hard with my current games screwed by a bum patch (Cyberpunk), and just hit a nasty save glitch in Crimson Desert that's gaslighting me into believing a week of progress never happened.

Re: PS5's NTE Blows Up Gacha Norms with 470 Free Pulls and No 50/50

Hyena_socks

I find these sorts of games just inherently untrustworthy. I get they make their money from people buying currency for pulls, but I still feel uncomfortable about anything pushed as 'free-to-play'.

At best they're designed to rinse you clean with shady gambling mechanics (but somehow less regulated), at worst they do that and harvest details. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was even some money laundering tied into it all.

Game does look sick though.

Re: Poll: Do Crimson Desert's PS5 Patches Put Other Devs to Shame, or Is the Game Simply Unfinished?

Hyena_socks

Having been one of the poor sods that bought Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, and got to BG3 Act 3 before their patches did, I'm not sure I'd call this game unfinished. But it wasn't exactly primed and ready to go too.

It's very playable on a base PS5, it's very fun, but there's some real annoying issues (like fiddly controls) that hold it back.

I doubt they intended to release it in a worse state, people have held off buying it because of its issues, but I also think praising a company releasing a game a bit too soon before it's fully ready should be commended. But I'm glad to see updates rolling out, and I'm looking forward to jumping back in