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Re: Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for June 2026?

YoureTooSlowBro

I already own all of these games, but it's an objectively good month. Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl is really the only "miss" if you could even call it that. Grounded and Darktide are both very successful and very well received. Anyone who says it's a bad month should work on their ability to be objective. Just because the games aren't for you doesn't mean their crap.

Re: Dead Rising Franchise Still Alive as Capcom Considers Sequels, Remakes

YoureTooSlowBro

@Nepp67 Have you never played an Onimusha game? It's the definition of a zombie game lol. You fight resurrected undead samurai, that's literally a zombie.

I know it seems like I'm upset about the zombies, I'm not. I just don't understand why they keep giving the same handful of franchises so many ports, remakes, or collections, while completely neglecting others. This isn't just a Capcom issue, it's an industry wide one.

Re: Dead Rising Franchise Still Alive as Capcom Considers Sequels, Remakes

YoureTooSlowBro

@Nepp67 Onimusha and Dragons Dogma have zombies. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but you may want to try again. Most of Capcoms modern releases have zombies or zombie like enemies. I'm glad you'll eat up anything they make and pretend it's good, but I won't. Not until they remake or port something that's not another generic zombie game.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Silent Hill F?

YoureTooSlowBro

It's a 9/10 for me. The Japanese voice acting is amazing, it has the best story in any game this year, and it looks and sounds great. The only thing that kept it from being a 10 was the few forced combat arenas. The combat is good, but multiple arenas in a row kinda feels out of place.

Re: You Might Need Roblox to Play Some Future Like a Dragon Games

YoureTooSlowBro

@ErrantRob Yeah, this place is full of dinosaurs that don't realize they're in the overwhelming minority now. Kids today don't really care about single player games. They only want social experiences and free games. It doesn't make sense to them or their parents to pay $70 for a new single player game when they can play Roblox or Fortnite for free.

Re: Square Enix 'Aware' of Clair Obscur's Success, Ponders Turn-Based RPG Revival

YoureTooSlowBro

@Andy22385 The highest player rated game of all time is hilarious. The game is fine but there's some clear astroturfing going on. Most of those reviews are from a day after the game came out. No one beat the game in that time. They probably haven't even beat the first chapter at the time they "reviewed" it. It's a bunch of people caught up in the hype of the honeymoon phase.

Re: Square Enix 'Aware' of Clair Obscur's Success, Ponders Turn-Based RPG Revival

YoureTooSlowBro

You may want to update this article and maybe next time do some more digging before writing a story. This entire thing is false. Genki himself even corrected it. The person saying this was a reporter.. not an investor. Square didn't praise Expedition 33, they only said that the companies origins are from turn based games. There was no mention of Final Fantasy going back to turn based.

Re: Marathon a 'Premium', Paid for Game on PS5, But It's Not $70

YoureTooSlowBro

I'm so glad it's a paid game. Free to play games are the worst, especially in team based games. I think the people who say it's going to fail because it's not free to play are absolutely delusional lol. I imagine most of them are upset because they can't download it just to be toxic and ruin everyone's time.

Re: RUINER Dev Hands Its New PS5 Game Metal Eden a Demo, Out Now

YoureTooSlowBro

Sadly, the demo isn't in a good state. The frame rate was all over the place. The most glaring issue though is the camera acceleration. It's absolutely abysmal with no way to turn it off. Honestly, camera acceleration shouldn't be in FPS games to begin with. Hopefully they get this sorted out before release.