@ChrisDeku “100% you’ve never played the original Marathon games in your life.”
I not only played them all in college on my trusty Power Macintosh 7100/66, I also made a couple of single player maps and one of them was included on the Marathon Trilogy box set they released.
So…nice try there, bud. 100% sure you’re dead wrong. The number of hours I spent playing it on the campus network with other like-minded folks was ridiculous.
But please, do tell me what other games I’ve never played in my life. I’m amused by this.
Every time I see the name “Marathon” it makes me wish they’d resurrect the actual original Marathon games. Maybe while they flog this thing, they can do that…
Indiana Jones is well worth your time. I played it on via my Series X and enjoyed the heck out of it. Still annoyed the physical version isn’t the full game on disc (I know, I know, I know) so I’m torn on actually picking it up immediately, especially since I’m focused on Dave the Diver right now!
@OldGamer999 Oh, MP4 has been in development for darn near the entire time the Switch has existed. I’m still shocked (and pleased!) that we’re finally getting it and I’ll absolutely have it on my hopefully-preordered Switch 2!
I just felt the need to toss that in there for full clarity! After all, we also got BotW on Wii U and Switch during the Switch launch. It’s like Nintendo is legally required to release at least one cross-gen title per launch for some reason…
“Oh, and this version's also got an English dub — but only sickos would even dream of playing an RGG game with anything but the original Japanese voices.”
This so very, very much. Don’t get me wrong, the English dub quality for the Ichiban-based games is decent overall, but that voice for Kiryu is just not good. At all. I bounced right back to Japanese after hearing it.
@species That’s the thing that no one seems to realize when they proclaim “see? SEE? Told you it sold/engaged well!” is that Ubisoft still needs to actually make a PROFIT from it.
The amazing amount of money they poured into this demands an equally amazing return on investment. I sincerely doubt that even if it sells as well as everyone thinks it does with the “player” numbers and not “sales” numbers currently being broadcast, it’ll recoup costs to the level they want.
I could be all wet. I doubt I am and I know the spin is very, very in play on both sides. But it’ll be interesting to see how that next financial statement goes. Especially since the credits for the game are, if memory serves from something I read, like TWO HOURS long. That’s…a lot of folks who got a chunk of the budgetary pie…
@Andy22385 Which is exactly why I keep saying that we can’t believe any of this “x million players!” as an indicator of how well this is doing financially.
@Paramahansa Ubisoft won’t say more than “player” numbers and I’m wagering they won’t broadcast actual sales numbers for a few months.
Given that Wilds’ player count on Steam makes Shadows look like some unknown indie game and unlike Shadows you can’t rent Wilds on a subscription service…
I picked up Robocop for Series X for like seven bucks late last year ONLY because of the weird cutscene bug the devs say they can’t/won’t fix on PS5. But now I can try it out on my generally-preferred console and see how much it WOULD have annoyed me!
I’m happy with this month. Don’t care about the massacre, but it’s good to see that Digimon game get some love and after having played part of Robocop, I’m VERY glad to see folks enjoy that one too. So good they got his original actor to voice Murphy!
I look forward to people accusing those of giving scores lower than 9/10 being grifters/outrage brokers/Ubisoft haters.
Edit: Hah, I was too late, already happened. For the record, I did not enter any poll results, as I’ll wait till this game hits the usual Ubi bargain bin level pricing.
I really want the orginal NES version of Life Force to be included in this collection, not just the arcade iteration. I played the absolute heck out of that when I was a kid.
@KundaliniRising333 I hate to break it to you, but this is not the case. 99.9% of disc based PS4 and PS5 games have a completely playable version of the game on disc that can still be used even without patches. Please stop spreading this annoying misinformation.
So, do we have confirmation on whether the disc will be playable without an additional download or not? This is info that will actually influence my purchasing it at launch or not, since I already played it via Gamepass.
Edit: looked at the fine print on the picture. Yup, internet connection required to download game. I’m annoyed but sadly unsurprised.
@trev666 The XBox version might be that large. But the PS5 is, as we all know, more efficient with storage and compression technology and the game may fit on a high capacity 100 GB disc. Well know for sure when it actually releases.
@Residentsteven I know what you mean, but given that Harrison couldn’t pull off a “young Indy” voice in the last film when he was CGI’d young…
I can tell you that Troy Baker did a VERY good job when I played the Series X version a couple months back. The voice acting in this game is extremely well done. The first person view was pretty easy to get used to, though I will say there were a few times I really wanted it to go away. But those were few and far between.
@Apollo2212 Oh, surely it’s the western shills playing it up for clicks, I’m SURE no actual Japanese person is bothered by this game…after all, that’s what we’ve been told in these comment sections over and over, that Japanese people LOVE this game.
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Re: Bungie's New PS5 Shooter Marathon Grabs September Release Date
@RoomWithaMoose Pfft, surely I’ve never played the game series I’ve claimed to play. I mean, obviously they know me better than I know myself somehow!
Re: Bungie's New PS5 Shooter Marathon Grabs September Release Date
@ChrisDeku “100% you’ve never played the original Marathon games in your life.”
I not only played them all in college on my trusty Power Macintosh 7100/66, I also made a couple of single player maps and one of them was included on the Marathon Trilogy box set they released.
So…nice try there, bud. 100% sure you’re dead wrong. The number of hours I spent playing it on the campus network with other like-minded folks was ridiculous.
But please, do tell me what other games I’ve never played in my life. I’m amused by this.
Re: Bungie's New PS5 Shooter Marathon Grabs September Release Date
Every time I see the name “Marathon” it makes me wish they’d resurrect the actual original Marathon games. Maybe while they flog this thing, they can do that…
Re: These 17+ New PS5, PS4 Games Are Coming Out Next Week (14th-20th April)
Indiana Jones is well worth your time. I played it on via my Series X and enjoyed the heck out of it. Still annoyed the physical version isn’t the full game on disc (I know, I know, I know) so I’m torn on actually picking it up immediately, especially since I’m focused on Dave the Diver right now!
Re: PS5 Pro Version of Assassin's Creed Shadows Rivals Ultra High-End PCs, Says Ubisoft
@UltimateOtaku91 …who has said there’s no difference between the base and Pro models? There’s an obvious difference.
Re: Sounds Like Amazon's Tomb Raider TV Show in Jeopardy as It's Reported 'Dead'
In the words of the great Jeremy Clarkson:
Oh no! Anyway…
Re: Netflix's Devil May Cry Has Been Such a Hit a Second Season Has Already Been Confirmed
@SamMR Regardless of the reasons, my point stands.
Re: Netflix's Devil May Cry Has Been Such a Hit a Second Season Has Already Been Confirmed
Just a reminder that Velma got a second season.
VELMA.
Suddenly DMC and Tomb Raider getting second seasons doesn’t seem all that good an indicator of quality…
Re: Insomniac Sounds Sick and Tired of People Demanding Wolverine PS5 News
“How DARE you show interest and excitement about a game we’ve been utterly radio silent on since it was announced!”
Re: Feature: PS5's Not Perfect, But Here Are 5 Ways It's More Consumer Friendly Than Switch 2
@CutchuSlow Sony doesn’t have free cloud saves. Neither does Nintendo.
Re: Feature: PS5's Not Perfect, But Here Are 5 Ways It's More Consumer Friendly Than Switch 2
@OldGamer999 Oh, MP4 has been in development for darn near the entire time the Switch has existed. I’m still shocked (and pleased!) that we’re finally getting it and I’ll absolutely have it on my hopefully-preordered Switch 2!
I just felt the need to toss that in there for full clarity! After all, we also got BotW on Wii U and Switch during the Switch launch. It’s like Nintendo is legally required to release at least one cross-gen title per launch for some reason…
Re: Feature: PS5's Not Perfect, But Here Are 5 Ways It's More Consumer Friendly Than Switch 2
@OldGamer999 cough Metroid Prime 4 cough
Yeah, Nintendo totally believes in generations wholeheartedly.
Re: Feature: PS5's Not Perfect, But Here Are 5 Ways It's More Consumer Friendly Than Switch 2
@BecauseBecause Because people are dumb and believe what they see Random Internet Guy say.
Or they see the “downloading” when a game is installed from discs on their PS5 and think “iT MuSt Be fROm dA iNtErWEbZ!!!”
Either way, it’s very aggravating that these doofuses keep regurgitating the same line over and over again.
Re: Bungie's Marathon PS5 Game Taking Over PlayStation Social Media Pages
Every time I see this Marathon-in-name-only game, it just makes me sad for what could have been.
Re: New The Last of Us 2 PS5 Patch 2.0 Is Breaking Ellie, Abby Upgrades
@Shwing I look forward to the “return to form” for Naughty Dog that’s surely on approach. Surely!
Re: Round Up: A 'Cavern of Stupidity' - The Minecraft Movie Reviews Are Live
If anyone was expecting a Minecraft movie to be a masterwork of cinema, I have a bridge in London I’d like to sell you.
It’ll make incredible money because Minecraft, and that’s what will matter.
Re: New The Last of Us 2 PS5 Patch 2.0 Is Breaking Ellie, Abby Upgrades
Can’t be burned by this patch if you haven’t paid the upgrade tax to have it!
Re: PS5 Players See Switch 2 as a Secondary Console, Not Direct Competition
@Jrs1 Those who can, write articles.
Those who can’t, complain about articles being written.
Re: Don't Be Late to the Hellfire Gala in Marvel Rivals on PS5
Emma is looking very…bounteous in this trailer. As befits the White Queen.
Re: Dodgy List of Most Influential Games Ever Puts 2-Month-Old RPG in the Top 10
I have the same reaction seeing this list here as I did on Pure Xbox. Incredulity.
Re: The Best Yakuza Game's Getting a Director's Cut, But Not on PS5 or PS4
“Oh, and this version's also got an English dub — but only sickos would even dream of playing an RGG game with anything but the original Japanese voices.”
This so very, very much. Don’t get me wrong, the English dub quality for the Ichiban-based games is decent overall, but that voice for Kiryu is just not good. At all. I bounced right back to Japanese after hearing it.
Re: Poll: PS5 Fans, Are You Sold on the Nintendo Switch 2?
I’m a Sony guy first and foremost. But I have been a Nintendo fan since the NES and have owned almost every Nintendo system.
I had the Switch at launch, and I will have the Switch 2 at launch if the fates are kind.
Re: Assassin's Creed Shadows a Big Sales Hit in US, Beaten Only By Monster Hunter Wilds
@species That’s the thing that no one seems to realize when they proclaim “see? SEE? Told you it sold/engaged well!” is that Ubisoft still needs to actually make a PROFIT from it.
The amazing amount of money they poured into this demands an equally amazing return on investment. I sincerely doubt that even if it sells as well as everyone thinks it does with the “player” numbers and not “sales” numbers currently being broadcast, it’ll recoup costs to the level they want.
I could be all wet. I doubt I am and I know the spin is very, very in play on both sides. But it’ll be interesting to see how that next financial statement goes. Especially since the credits for the game are, if memory serves from something I read, like TWO HOURS long. That’s…a lot of folks who got a chunk of the budgetary pie…
Re: Tekken 8 Season 2 Patch Notes Are Here, Insane Buffs Have Fans Asking If It's an April Fools' Joke
As someone who doesn’t play Tekken, I welcome these changes and look forward to more!
Re: Almost All the UK's Boxed Copies of Assassin's Creed Shadows Sold on PS5 Last Week
@Andy22385 Steam sales are tiny?
That’s an…interesting take.
Re: Almost All the UK's Boxed Copies of Assassin's Creed Shadows Sold on PS5 Last Week
@Andy22385 Which is exactly why I keep saying that we can’t believe any of this “x million players!” as an indicator of how well this is doing financially.
Re: Opinion: Why You Should Be Hyped for Raidou Remastered, a Second Chance for a Classic Atlus RPG on PS5, PS4
Any SMT games ported to newer hardware is ALWAYS a good thing. I’ll definitely be buying this.
Now let’s get the DS/3DS SMT games moved over too! Strange Journey, The Devil Survivor biology, SMT4 and its companion game…
Re: Almost All the UK's Boxed Copies of Assassin's Creed Shadows Sold on PS5 Last Week
@Paramahansa Of course it isn’t and of course they don’t. But Steam numbers are the only actual hard data we have, and they’re very telling.
Re: Almost All the UK's Boxed Copies of Assassin's Creed Shadows Sold on PS5 Last Week
@Paramahansa Ubisoft won’t say more than “player” numbers and I’m wagering they won’t broadcast actual sales numbers for a few months.
Given that Wilds’ player count on Steam makes Shadows look like some unknown indie game and unlike Shadows you can’t rent Wilds on a subscription service…
Re: Poll: Are You Happy with Your PS Plus Essential Games for April 2025?
I picked up Robocop for Series X for like seven bucks late last year ONLY because of the weird cutscene bug the devs say they can’t/won’t fix on PS5. But now I can try it out on my generally-preferred console and see how much it WOULD have annoyed me!
I’m happy with this month. Don’t care about the massacre, but it’s good to see that Digimon game get some love and after having played part of Robocop, I’m VERY glad to see folks enjoy that one too. So good they got his original actor to voice Murphy!
Re: Don't Forget About the New Game from One of GTA's Most Important People
Other than that one clip in that state of play, I’ve genuinely heard nothing about this game. I forgot it existed till this article was posted.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Assassin's Creed Shadows?
I look forward to people accusing those of giving scores lower than 9/10 being grifters/outrage brokers/Ubisoft haters.
Edit: Hah, I was too late, already happened. For the record, I did not enter any poll results, as I’ll wait till this game hits the usual Ubi bargain bin level pricing.
Re: Genshin Impact Community in Flames as English Cast Turn on New Voice Actor
I look forward to the comments here being totally respectful to both the original and new VAs and not attacking the new person at all!
Re: Ubisoft Spins Off Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, Rainbow Six into New Subsidiary with Tencent
A return to form for Ubisoft!
Re: Preview: Being the Good Guy Is Fun for Once in Classic GTA Police Sim The Precinct on PS5
“In our short demo, we likened the meticulous nature of it all to extremely deliberate experiences, like Farming Simulator or Death Stranding.”
That’s, uh…that’s kind of a wide range there…
Re: Gradius Origins Collection Brings Legendary Shmup Series to PS5, Includes Brand New Game
I really want the orginal NES version of Life Force to be included in this collection, not just the arcade iteration. I played the absolute heck out of that when I was a kid.
Re: Pac-Man Goes Dark in Shadow Labyrinth, Out on PS5 This Summer
I have to admit, a dark and gritty Pac-Man game was not on my personal bingo card for that Nintendo Direct today. But I’m definitely interested!
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Finally Revealed in Fatal Fury, One the Most Ridiculous Guest Characters Ever
Looks like I’m the only one saying, “Who?”
Re: PS5 Pro System Seller Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Get a Big Upgrade
@neillaw I am shocked, SHOCKED, I say!
Re: Shadow of Mordor's Nemesis System Created to Combat the Used Games Market
Closing the studio that made this game is certainly a novel way to fight the used game market.
Re: Indiana Jones PS5's Physical Release Requires You to Download the Game
@KundaliniRising333 I hate to break it to you, but this is not the case. 99.9% of disc based PS4 and PS5 games have a completely playable version of the game on disc that can still be used even without patches. Please stop spreading this annoying misinformation.
Re: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Officially Out for PS5 on 17th April
So, do we have confirmation on whether the disc will be playable without an additional download or not? This is info that will actually influence my purchasing it at launch or not, since I already played it via Gamepass.
Edit: looked at the fine print on the picture. Yup, internet connection required to download game. I’m annoyed but sadly unsurprised.
Re: At a Tumultuous Time, Assassin's Creed Shadows Is Doing the Business for Ubisoft
If the industry would be worse off without Ubisoft, then maybe the industry deserves to die.
The industry survived just fine when Ubisoft was smaller. It’ll be just fine after Ubisoft is nonexistent or sold off.
Re: Ex-Xbox Console Exclusive Indiana Jones Will Be Fully Revealed for PS5 Imminently
@breakneck …dammit. Guess I won’t be getting it at launch then. Zero reason to get the physical version now.
Re: Ex-Xbox Console Exclusive Indiana Jones Will Be Fully Revealed for PS5 Imminently
@trev666 The XBox version might be that large. But the PS5 is, as we all know, more efficient with storage and compression technology and the game may fit on a high capacity 100 GB disc. Well know for sure when it actually releases.
Re: Ex-Xbox Console Exclusive Indiana Jones Will Be Fully Revealed for PS5 Imminently
@get2sammyb does the freaking dance of joy
@Residentsteven I know what you mean, but given that Harrison couldn’t pull off a “young Indy” voice in the last film when he was CGI’d young…
I can tell you that Troy Baker did a VERY good job when I played the Series X version a couple months back. The voice acting in this game is extremely well done. The first person view was pretty easy to get used to, though I will say there were a few times I really wanted it to go away. But those were few and far between.
Re: Ex-Xbox Console Exclusive Indiana Jones Will Be Fully Revealed for PS5 Imminently
Please please let these physical versions be real.
I enjoyed the heck out of this game on gamepass and would love to replay it on my preferred console, but only if I can actually OWN it.
Hopefully MS puts the whole game on the disc. Since the PS5 enjoys the capability of reading high-capacity blu discs, unlike the series X.
Re: PS5 Pro System Seller Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Get a Big Upgrade
System seller.
AC Shadows.
Those two things do not go together.
@Apollo2212 Oh, surely it’s the western shills playing it up for clicks, I’m SURE no actual Japanese person is bothered by this game…after all, that’s what we’ve been told in these comment sections over and over, that Japanese people LOVE this game.
Re: God of War Fans Gutted with Free 20th Anniversary Goodies
The Last of Us gets a PS3, PS4 AND a PS5 version.
God of War 1&2 get a PS2, PS3 and Vita release.
Numerically it seems fair…but dang a straight PS4/5 port of the PS3 collection plus the PSP games would be nice.
Re: Life Is Strange: Double Exposure Wins GDC Social Impact Award, But Everyone Got Laid Off
@TheSwitchBit You have to remember that these are awards given by game developers to game developers.
It makes sense when you think about it that way.
@TimelessJubilee Well, if I’m not mistaken IGN owns this site now, sooooo….