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Re: Mini Review: Old School Rally (PS5) - Don't Cut This Retro Rally Throwback

JDINCINERATOR

Reviewed this for PSU and I really enjoyed it. I didn't think the default handling was that bad because with some cars I could glide through corners with grace. I did run into some freezes that were troublesome, particularly when trying to start a Head-To-Head, but really Old School Rally is an exemplary example of a proper PS1 style rally game on PS5.

Re: Video: All the PS5 Games We Think Are 10/10

JDINCINERATOR

A fair list, though to be honest Ragnarok is quite over-inflated with acclaim. Ragnarok becomes relentless with combat encounters so gratuitously the pacing takes a hit, and also Atreus expresses his boredom and fighting draugr over and over and over again. Yes it's an epic adventure in SONY's ostentatious fashion, but its shine is too excessive. Same with Alan Wake 2 because Saga Anderson is bleh personality wise-she aint no viking lol. If Saga's a viking then Alan Wake is a space cadet.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Dispatch?

JDINCINERATOR

Dispatch is a cool and slick superhero adventure and the banter between the superheroes is entertaining, but I don't find the dispatch gameplay to be very enjoyable at all. It's too statistic heavy and can be quite messy if you just send any superhero out to respond to any call.

I'd give it a 7.5/10 as I did for my review on PSU.

Re: Poll: Five Years of PS5 - How Would You Rate Sony's Console?

JDINCINERATOR

PS5 has been good and it's an impressive technical achievement, but really it's continuing the trends the PS5 laid down, and is generally more of a follower than a new console. PS5 games are still carrying the emotional storytelling throne The Last of Us jubilantly sits on, and I think the big hitters are pretentious despite having some deep moments. Astro Bot is the best game on PS5 in my mind because it actually dares to be fun and colourful. Yeah gamers might scoff at it and say it's too much like a Super Mario game, but considering that it's more joyful than the other big SIE games in the past two-decades, it certainly stands out. It doesn't get a 94 on Metacritic for no reason.

Re: Talking Point: Does PS5 Have a Sequel Problem?

JDINCINERATOR

Definitely, they've been following the emotional template of The Last of Us far too much. I also think many of them are pretentious when it comes to getting us to care about them. It's not that these games don't have their moments or brilliance, it's just they feel like they're following an overarching theme that's defining this generation in a po-faced like manner. This is why I think Astro Bot is the best PS game of this generation because it's actually a fun videogame with colour and character-the stuff that's been sorely lacking since the seventh gen.

Re: Poll: Five Years of PS5 - How Would You Rate Sony's Console?

JDINCINERATOR

I think PS5 has been nice, and Astro Bot is probably my favourite game in a long time-but the sappy narratives are getting too pretentious and indicative of The Last of Us. I know our culture influences how games are now, but SONY ought to take some creative risks-though I don't mean like Concord.

Re: Hands On: MindsEye Is a Boring Mess

JDINCINERATOR

As for Aaron positing how it came to this? It's quite clear, there's huge hype surrounding a big modern ambitious game, and the publishers leverage that hype to get us pre-ordering and buying the game-and then while they make all the money, we receive a shoddy product.

This goes to show that we videogamers are cattle because we pre-order and buy without questioning anything. We lead ourselves to disappointment by refusing to refrain. If we don't open our wallets we're saying to these publishers that we're not going to put up with unfinished tosh. But we never learn our lessons and we'll just keep buying and buying and opening ourselves up to disappointment.

Re: Hands On: MindsEye Is a Boring Mess

JDINCINERATOR

It's quite clear that MindsEye is one of those bullshot games that's made to look great in promotional images and footage, but is a pile of ass when it's released to the videogame public.

From what I've played, MindsEye is what I'd call a functional mess. The game works and can be enjoyable a little bit, but it's so disjointed and feel empty more often than not.

Re: EA Sports F1 25 (PS5) - Another Fine Racer That Mostly Sticks to the Formula

JDINCINERATOR

I reckon this is a 6/10 because there's no real innovation here, just a lot of emphasis on content that engages rather than entertains. We're going to keep getting F1 games like this from EA because we keep buying them. We say we want classic cars and tracks, but we won't get those because EA are thinking about improving trends. The reversed tracks idea I've seen in GRID, and there are only a few of them in the game-and they're not interesting at all.

Re: Days Gone Remastered (PS5) - The Definitive Version of a True Fan-Favourite

JDINCINERATOR

Days Gone isn't a "great" game, it's highly generic and contains a protagonist who doesn't have the agency or sense of empowerment and presence of other Playstation icons. Deacon behaves like a teenager who grumbles about getting out of bed in the morning to go to school, and his dialogue is so bleh you can barely hear what he says unless you have the TV volume up.

Re: Game of the Year: Sammy's Top 5 PS5 Games of 2024

JDINCINERATOR

At least Astro Bot is in there and it's great Stellar Blade connects with gamers like it does. Just wish the industry would stop chasing trends and keep chasing fun, but publishers need to exploit our playing habbits, so fun is of a secondary concern. I'm not sure about this Infinitely Sticky, but sounds like a chill kinda game.

Re: The Plucky Squire (PS5) - Joyful, Inventive Adventure on Every Page of PS Plus Gem

JDINCINERATOR

The Plucky Squire is one of those I'm sure some of the casual Playstation audience would write off straight away, but playing it shows that a light-hearted and modest Zelda-like puzzle adventure game will be engrossing in the right hands. I think I prefer this over Tunic, especially when it comes to the ingenuity of how the storybook is used as a map you can pop into and out of to solve headscratchers.

Re: Mini Review: Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP (PS5) - A Sweet Return with a Bittersweet Bite

JDINCINERATOR

To say Lollipop Chainsaw is "legendary" or "laugh out loud funny" is a wild exaggeration. Yes, Lollipop Chainsaw has some lavish style and attempts at humor, but its intellect is as short as Juliet's miniskirt. It's also full of jank and feels kinda slow. Some of the transitions are horrible too. Levels can be overlong and pacing grates. So yeah, more of a 4/10 than a 6/10 in my mind.

Re: All PS5 Pro Compatible Games

JDINCINERATOR

Just to think the PS5 Pro will be rendered completely obsolete when the PS6 becomes a thing. Spending $700 on a machine that only improved visual quality is a bait tactic to sell. Now if it was able to run PS3 games, then that would be worth the money.