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This isn't coming out at all, is it?

As sure as night follows day.

'AI thought partners'.

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Loved it and its slightly melancholic air.

My cat, on the other hand, went ***** at the meowing coming from the controller speaker.

Game of the Year for me by a country mile, perhaps even my Game of the Decade. I wish I could scrub it from my memory to play it afresh all over again.

@stocko Pretty certain this is Wood Lane, under the tube line.

@Silenos Stop the press - PlayStation sinks large marketing budget into major first party IP.

007FPS, more like

Edgerunners 2

I've never understood the appeal of GoW - very brown, players control like tanks, bullet sponge enemies.

@darylb24 reported on Eurogamer. Really crappy behaviour

https://www.eurogamer.net/this-sucks-youll-have-to-pay-for-two-clans-in-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-2

The fact you have to pay to get access to two of the game's factions kills any goodwill I might have had towards this.

The dialogue is horrific. Not even funny-bad, just outright terrible.

@nessisonett GTA: The Ice Cream Wars, fighting off the Sighthill Young Team, bashing neds. I'd be all over that like a rash

@Areus something something woke something

Hard disagree - grimly repetitive and massively tedious game.

Played Diablo 4 but found it intensely tedious.

Not even close.

Build a bonfire, boys

Build a bonfire, boys.

Yaaas, improved messages and usability on some screens. Can't wait to download when I get in from work.

Sounding a bit desperate there, chief!

@nessisonett Fit like, quines?

It's going to be a stinker and will be on PS Plus by October.

£126!?! Taking the absolute p.

I don't buy on day one as a rule, and haven't for about a decade, but making an exception for Expedition 33 - it's glorious and these developers should get very bit of support they deserve.

Oblivion? Not for me, Clive.

Glad I waited until the game was complete.

Knock yourself out? The folk who buys one of these will be knocking one out instead.

Hopefully there are few scalpers who bought dozens at £99 and are still sat on their stock...

MINO - Marathon in Name Only.

Looking forward to continuing to ignore Hogwarts Legacy, even when it's free.

Looks generic AF.

Papa Roach and Limp Bizkit? All we need now is Nickelback to complete the set.

The 'Rouge City' typo never stops being funny.

Cor, a decent Terminator game? Wonders never cease.

New Dune game - amazing!

It's an MMO - bleurgh.

It's an MMO survival game - double bleurgh.

G - and I cannot emphasise this more strongly - right TF.

BUt there ARE nO GAmEs

I'll be 'downgrading' to Extra the soonest chance I get.

All these games with 'roadmaps' can suck my plums. Just release it properly!

AI doesn't actually know anything, it just looks at available sources and comes up with something plausible (which is frequently wrong).

I'm not convinced that Rocksteady will exist in twelve months' time, let alone release another Batman game.

Dreadful. High on Life is about as funny as doing dentistry on yourself.

@EfYI I tend to think that if the developer has taken the decision to not include all the content in at the time of release then reviewers shouldn't pay attention to the 'roadmap'.

(Perhaps with an exception for something like Cyberpunk where the updated version is essentially a different game to the catastrophic release.)

Would have preferred Captain Blood (1988) - now that would be a remaster!

You too can now blub your eyes out at the end of 'The Man Who Erased His Name'.

@get2sammyb This guy is obviously some kind of brain genius that sees things we don't to get to this conclusion.

Damn, I had Suicide Squad coming to PS Plus by November. So close!

Waiting for Game Science to now issue a fatwa upon Push Square for not sufficiently respecting their game.