Limp dicks for GenZ is so appropriate.

Guaranteeing an incomplete physical release is one of the dumbest business moves I've ever seen. Wallet snapped shut.

Turd polish is apparently on Early Black Friday Sale this year.

Bartender, a round of CHUD Lites for my men!

I'd rather have larger controls, a better Dpad and back buttons.

Pervert with a 'stage' is still a pervert.

Holy Hell, is their some sort of jealousy between the Dead Cells devs and (their cousin) Hades?!? I just had to mash more buttons than a level of Cuphead to bypass the narration and, ya know, PLAY the freaking demo.

DOOM: Cool Hand Luke is underrated.

The impact will be when my purchase of PlayStation games goes from 50 physicals a year to 0 digitals and my purchase of a PS6 remains at 0.

Please tell me there's a No Story Mode.

Western AAA can't die fast enough.

I like the lever-action over/under shotgun that's the width of side by side double barrel that duder is holding in the cover art.

Stripping is the least of problems from "artistic intent" these days. Big chin up, supporters!

Put more "Booth Babes" in games, then step back to observe the wonders of humanity while counting the profits.

No theatrical release beyond Aliens and Predator 2 has been a positive contribution to the franchises. Doggy doo hot garbage.

^^^^^^^^^^
Perhaps a few Wine Moms in Australia will also find it offensive and Rockstar will decide to censor my thoughts with no consideration or appeal.
LET'S GO, RIGHT!?!

If I were to pay & play this fictitious game, my first order of business would be to fictitiously shoot the fictitious game exec that decided to pay $$ for Def Leppard's "Love Bites".

@The_Jobbo
Rejecting such clairvoyance is a choice all your own. Trigger not, as the kind of people that invite me to parties are not the kind of people that invite you to parties.
Toodle-oo.

Helluva bitter 1st paragraph, journ-owner. Save some energy for defending God of Laundry and a female Witcher. I'll check into GTAVI sometime next decade, as I'm currently busy playing the 8-bit tribute lie that The Messenger is anything but a horse pucky platformer. Thanx, reviewers!

Reason #9x to keep my Deluxe Edition sealed and wait to double dip for the "No PS6 Edition". On disc, natch.

That brings a new meaning to "Ghetto Blaster".

I believe it was the great Jack Nicholson that stated "Remakes and remasters of turn based games should shampoo my crotch."

If memory serves correctly, Bases Loaded was the final, and gifted, NES game in my collection. Didn't play it much, as I could put 100+ runs on the board with Canseco & McGwire for LJN's version of baseball. I'll be forever bitter that Nintendo Game Fan(?) never published my blurry photograph of the 127 run game.

*willing to trade my Bases Loaded for your Golgo 13. Crap, I don't have it anymore. Never mind.

@Brigurugi
Check out mah soshal justiss warrior build!

60fps not on disc, no buy. Better cook up an excuse for an updated edition, devs.

Tela, Tela, jewel of Bitmap Bureau’s foul campaign.
Not getting any younger here. Step it up.

No Sierra _______Quest games, no buy.

@GirlVersusGame
You may enjoy reading about the Seminole Tribe Of Florida and the Mardi Gras Indians of Louisiana. They zag'd when others zig'd.

@AhmadSumadi #11
Imagine MLK playing GTA VI.

Funny little shill replies on Twitter, defending Netflix. Sorry you your IMAX dreams became Infinity Vision reality.

Have fun with those digital games on the Sony servers post January '28.

VGP in Canada over PlayAsia for reprints (and everything else). Great customer service taboot.

Ditch everything California/West Coast a.s.a.p.

Absolute godawful tripe, but convenient to informing me the demographic of this website. Have fun storming the castle, kidz.

Garbage in, digital ownership out.

2 discs = problem solved
Costs more? Charge more = problem solved
DLC download code = problem created

@ButteredCrumpet #4:
How 'bout you git gud at motorcycles so you won't compelled to whine about "situational disabilities"
#26:
You are really, really passionate about participation trophies.

Will be buying the Hank Hill character pack dlc.

"So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

Tomb Raider Inhibitor.

Once Kratos read all the charges in Hades on his credit card statement, he'll be back more pissed and determined than ever.

People that use"trigger/triggered/triggering should shampoo my crotch. Worst sequel idea ever, this side of Dragon Age Failhard and anything Druckmann.
Enjoy the crash, SJWs. NEO-GEO AES+ sez buh-bye.

@Vaako007
Yep, just look at Tesla vs. AC/DC.

Turns out it was a sprint.

Jello shots for every time Kratos has to deal with dead wife. Can the man not live on?
Live, Laufey, Stop.

Canadian/West Coast U.S.A. game dev ideas hatched around '18-'22 are AAA hot dumpster garbage. Case studies will be taught on Sony's move to Commiefornia in '16 and the collapse of their future.
Naughty Dog's incoming disaster was hatched in '20.
'Dat bayou devil laughs...

'As consumer preferences and the broader entertainment industry continue to shift away from joysticks to digital, physical joystick production for all new games releasing on PlayStation consoles will soonish cease, as We, Sony, determine the ideal way of eliminating any "joy" in our products is to not provide any optimism, nor optimization in our products. **** YOU VERY MUCH.'

Revision is love.

@Totheteeth
Employed by any other entity would be a bigger surprise. I won't waste your time by pretending to care any further. Enjoy hitting the wall - there won't be anyone else to blame, brainiac.