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Re: Sony Says It's Resolved Long-Term PS5 Stock Shortages

TheDudeElDuderino

The waiting "for Slim" gang is hilarious. Dudes, have you not learned anything from how Sony stumbled through 2020-2022. You seriously believe these dudes will release psvr2 AND a mjor revision of their flagship product in the same year? Get a grip and stop pretending like you dudes had any intention of buying any ps console.

Re: God of War Ragnarok PS5, PS4 Reviewer Threatened Over Lower Score

TheDudeElDuderino

It for sure is not a 10/10 either. Like the 2018 one wasn't (the repetitions, the lack of boss fights the short narrative but stretched gameplay, the atrocious crafting and upgrades, the broken difficulty settings)...
But.
But, the overall product was a greater thing than the sum of its "goods" and "bads", and a masterful and enjoyable success. So, we like to award such efforts with 10/10.
On the other hand, this dude focused on the negatives only, which is fine, but all of them, in the face of the overall achievement, realistically, should maybe bring the score down by half a point, fine have it your way, a point. It still ain't a 6, dude, that was malicious, so you know, lesser people will want to get malicious with you then. Not approving of such behaviour, just saying, you should expect it. You wake up and choose violence - then don't cry when violence comes a knocking.

Re: God of War Ragnarok Equals Ridiculously High Review Rating of Its Predecessor

TheDudeElDuderino

@KundaliniRising333 @jordan1992 @Sakai yup, dudes, it's a PS4 game with some extra options for ps5 that let you choose resolution or framerate performance. It's still gonna rock and be great. Like its predecessor, it's a phenomenal 9/10 game (not a 10, both have unecessary fake puzzle time fillers to stretch "time to finish", in adition to the first one having dog*** broken difficulty scaling and a ridiculous number of crafting systems/upgrade mechanics).

Re: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's Photorealistic Amsterdam Goes Viral

TheDudeElDuderino

2007 MW had the part of Chernobil/Pripyat done to perfection. I had a dude, visiting Chernobil in 2012 and he brought a series of pictures and I was like "yeah dude, behind this bulding is a children's playground in such and such state", and the dude was like "what? Have you been there?"... I said "no. But I know this. I have no idea how". A few minutes later I realised it was a false memory built from playing COD a few years back.

Re: PS3 Classic MotorStorm Pacific Rift Looks Sensational in 4K, 60fps on PC

TheDudeElDuderino

Dudes who think that Sony could make an effective PS3 emulator for PS5 are serious Sony fans. They also know jacksh* about it.
Dudes, IF they could and it was easy, they would need to do an emulator and then specific wrappers for each group of games and it would still run like dogsh*. Stop deluding yourselves, PS5 is not THAT powerful.
PS6 tho will probably be able to do it.

Re: Looks Like Deathloop's PS5 Exclusivity Is Coming to an End

TheDudeElDuderino

@Tomato_Goose @Joabra01Swe @stvevan I don't think we can argue with the dude who doesn't want to subject himself to the pain of not being able to play a sequel. Not because his is a valid argument, or because ours is.
It's the old: is it better to feel love and potentially get hurt or to never have loved and not be hurt.
There is no right answer, or rather, there is only one right answer depending on the person you are.
Take care, dudes.

Re: Assassin's Creed Mirage Sneaks to PS5, PS4 in 2023, Priced at $50

TheDudeElDuderino

If you understand Arabic, this is a true return to form re. AC games. The dudes at Ubi can't resist naming their protagonists "on the nose".
First AC's protagonist in the Animus was Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad... or flyer (bird) Son-of-no'One... as well as word play with Altair as the brightest star in the constellation Aquila (Eagle).
Now we have Bassim Ibn Ishaq... which... Smiling Son of Laughter... as well as word play with Ishaq being the Arabic version of Hebrew originating Isaac (the son of Abraham, God’s promised son, a miracle child, born to Abraham and Sarah in their old age).
So yeah, some old dudes at Ubi are promising to give us back our smiles and laughs by giving us a miracle AC reborn. We got it Ubi, we got it.

Re: Enormous Appetite for PS5 Pro Pad As DualSense Edge Trends

TheDudeElDuderino

I am going to buy this because I'm one of the dudes that's been begging for one although I have a feeling only v.2 will be worth its price.
In general, I am not a fan of the base controller. Feels weird in hands compared to what is an ergonomic pinnacle that is the xb controller.
Also, only two back buttons? Meh, really?
I have elite2 and I was probably the dude that bought, like, half of the stock of ds4 back button attachments (I can't play ps4 games without it, it's awesome) so, I will welcome this one. It will probably be £179/€199/$159

Re: We're Sure Fans Will Be Rational Over This The Last of Us PS5 Clip

TheDudeElDuderino

@Shepherd_Tallon I 'member. Do you 'membeeeer?
Hahaha, jokes aside, Beyod Two Souls was released in October that Year, TLOU in June... but way before that time, it was during first released trailers that it became absolutely apparent that they took liberty with basing Ellie's look on that then actress' (now actor) appearance . After that said actress (then) expressed her dissatisfaction with the situation Naughty Dog rushed into changing face vertices positioning for Ellie's 3D model. The original reveal for TLOU can still be found on youtube as well as IGN's reporting.

Re: There's 'No Comparison' Between The Last of Us on PS5 vs PS3, Says Dev

TheDudeElDuderino

@Americansamurai1 and PS4 remaster has identical gameplay, so what is your point? The man said it: you can't just go left and right and implement TLOUp2 all gameplay aspects as they would then need to totally rework everything.
Wait a second. Wasn't this supposed to be a remake from grounds up? Ooops.
Just forget it dude, this is just a continuation of their atrocious PS3 to PS4 "upgrade". No discount for previous owners (God forbid a free upgrade). I stopped paying top dollar to Naughty Dog long time ago and I am happier for it. Got a huge backlog and I CAN WAIT. I played TLOUp2 when it came to PS NOW. Cool game.
I was and still am a rabid TLOU (1) fan but there is zero chances I am buying this before it hits the proverbial dirt cheap discount bin (i.e. until they inevitably put it on that PS Plus Mumbo Jumbo whatchamacallit extra/premium tier).

Re: Video: The Best The Last of Us Moments We Can't Wait to Replay on PS5

TheDudeElDuderino

You can't ever fall in love for the first time again. When this comes to ps+ I will check it out. I was unimpressed by the remaster. PS3 version (for its time and the platform) was and still is way more impressive. Even TLOUp2 was not that technically impressive given the platform. Sure, I'm jaded and I see through ND's smoke and mirrors but the absolute "WTF! How can this run on this box and look so good" of TLOU on ps3 will not be achieved with this "remake".

Re: Hands On: Cyberpunk 2077's PS5 Version Actually Feels Like a Finished Game

TheDudeElDuderino

@Mossbergs don't be silly dude! Rockstar doing city feeling alive better 7 years ago? Hahaha, no, dude.
Rockstar made their city feel alive, better, and pedestrians acting more naturaly 14 years ago on consoles two generations prior to this one. Fourteen, dude, Fourteen. CDPR sucks at this, their city feels like a ps2 open world game city (at best GTA3 like). I still love the game though. The story is cyberpunk through and through and it is well executed. Not the game they promised, though, not by a long shot, and it never will be.

Re: Hands On: Cyberpunk 2077's PS5 Version Actually Feels Like a Finished Game

TheDudeElDuderino

Finished game? Not by a long shot dude. Even in its PS5 version there are still wierd tech issues like texture pop-in, and this in performace or graphics mode. CDPR should have never released Cyberpunk on anything else but PCs, but then I wouldn't have been able to enjoy it and finish it on my ps4pro+ssd or continue my save on ps5 and I wouldn't have been able to double-dipp by buyin' an xbsx version, because I just love this not the game we were promissed but still a frigin awesome game. Frack it, I'm stayin'. Enjoying my CP2077.

Re: Horizon Zero Dawn: Full Story Recap

TheDudeElDuderino

Duuuude! @Quintumply , man, sir, this is outstanding. I'm ashamed to say that when I saw the title of the article in my rss feed, I went "there's no way anyone wrote this properly because there's just too much of it not to miss something".
I came to comment what was missing and I leave in awe. What a great job, sir!
Not only is it useful to HZD newcomers but also to us who have finished the game and dlc years ago. Maybe also to those who played the game and didn't bother with all the audio and text logs.
I came to skim the article and instead read it from start to finish. Bravo!

Re: Sony 'Vastly Overpaid' in 'Desperation' for Bungie, Says Outspoken Analyst Michael Pachter

TheDudeElDuderino

@get2sammyb you agree with him either because you want to generate engagement here, like this one or you honestly think he is right.
And the pachter dude is right if you take these numbers and put them in a jar. But imagine this: after bethesda and AB acquisitions, MS turns around and while farting accidentally aquires Bungie. How much is that purchase worth to Sony now? It's priceless. 3.6 B is nothing when you're hanging by the skin of your teeth (FPS wise). Pachter and you should get a room, dude.

Re: Not All Circuits Will Have Rain in Gran Turismo 7 on PS5, PS4

TheDudeElDuderino

1. DriveClub lives through those rain effect.
3. Not all tracks will have this awesomeness? RIGHT ON! Why am I happy? Well, you know what GT Sport did not have for every track and every mode? VR. Do you know which racing game had the best implemented VR on ps4 bar none. Yup. GT Sport. Bar none. I tried them all. They were either floaty, projectile vomiting inducing or they had their visual fidelity destroyed.
Polyphony, as always, choses quality over quantity. Far out!

Re: Poll: What Are Your Thoughts on Sony's Buyout of Bungie?

TheDudeElDuderino

Sony smartly burning cash.
Bungie is the king of FPS shooting mechanincs and the feel of shooting. I abandoned Destiny the first time they removed content I paid for and haven't gone back. No free offer got me either, I will never touch it. But! But, those several hundred hours in Destiny were pure joy to play, loved every second of it. So yeah, a lot of potential there and if Sony didn't step in someone else would, ergo a smart move.