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Re: UK Sales Charts: Starfield Soars While Mortal Kombat Hype Brings Back 11

Cashews

@Agramonte Yeah that is Bethesda. Clearly design choice. Instead of Sony or Square Enix telling you that you must save the world from another impending ecological disaster, or guy with a really big magic sword who wants to re-create another timeline or whatever you are placed in a world and you use to imagination to create that world - with the the tools they give you. That doesn't really deviate from TES or Fallout.

Some people need to be on tighter rails. Some don't want that at all. More don't. Skyrim is the most successful rpg of all time by 2x.

Re: UK Sales Charts: Starfield Soars While Mortal Kombat Hype Brings Back 11

Cashews

@Tharsman MS at financial meeting:

"Bob, what is the report?"
"Well sir, So we have 1 million sales on the pc. 2 million upgrade packages on the xbox and 100,000 of the special edition sales. Gamepass subs are up 170%."
"Good, good. Anything else Bob?"
"Well sir...we have this person named Tharsman who spent $1500 on a game without dlc. We are worried the press might get wind of it and say we are anti-mental health."
"Send the chopper to pick up this...Tharsman...right away."
"Yes sir."

Re: UK Sales Charts: Starfield Soars While Mortal Kombat Hype Brings Back 11

Cashews

@HonestHick imo none of it matters - the game is a hit.

The one that truly matters comes out on october 23rd - MS's financials. If it captures this month (Idk if it does or doesn't) it will either show a significant spike on subs or it won't. MS's long term plan is obviously subs over unit sales so I believe this number matters to them a great deal. I think it will be the difference between them phasing the console out (in some fashion) or staying the course.

Re: Roblox Finally Comes to PS5, PS4 This October

Cashews

@somnambulance it's basically Lego MMO Minecraft without it's licensing permissions. I know of a lot of kids that play it. I asked one just last weekend what he does in it and he told me him and friends meet after school and just make up roller coaster designs. Honestly I thought that sounded like a pretty cool thing.

Re: Video: We've Been Playing PS5 Games On a 200" 4K Projector Screen, and It's Insane

Cashews

With the sound presumably projecting in front of you (I assume you were sitting behind the unit itself) - does it still sound balanced? Like not too loud on one side of the room? Or like you are listening to a sound bounced off of the wall back at you?

I would expect the sound to be off if you were sitting too far to the left or right of the speakers themselves.

Looks like a super keen unit thanks for the review

Re: Another Nail in E3's Coffin as Events Collaboration Falls Through

Cashews

@Kienda E3 was created as an elitest con where writers got to go and fans were barred. every year they wrote about the lengths plebs would go through in order to sneak in. Writers would gloat with pages dedicated to all of the loot they got to have and the arly access they got to experience.

Then PAX came out and just opened it to everyone at a price. then the internet got popular and news didn't need gatekeepers any more. Then streaming/youtube became popular and developers could just buy positive word of mouth from them. they could bypass any last vestiges of integrity the journalism industry pretended to have.

Then E3 died.

that is it's story. I left out the current timeline where ESA grovels and embarrasses themselves every time they write a paragraph. that one doesn't need a narrator.

Re: Sea of Stars Now at 250K Sales, Beats First Year Targets

Cashews

@Titntin the day I use some hack blogger as a litmus test for creativity and quality is the day creativity dies within me.

Critics absolutely hated God Hand. they abhored Deadly Premonition. Once both of those titles became cult classics then they re-wrote reviews...changed their mind completely and pretended they were the first to like it. This is common.

Taking reviews of game writers as a judge of anything...I mean ANYTHING...I wouldn't debase myself ever.

Those 2 games are better than any JRPG that has touched this system or the X. Everyone who has played more than a handful of these things, without rooting for some home team, knows this to be true. That's it.

Re: Megan Fox Lends Her Likeness to Nitara in Mortal Kombat 1 on PS5

Cashews

@DreamlandGem It is definitely not young either. It is directly in the middle of life. Middle aged as they say.

Media has no right to subject us to middle age. their job is to make us feel young and beautiful not halfway done with life. It is a travesty and I will not stand for it. i am writing a strongly worded letter to Hollywood demanding they release us from this assault to our senses.

Re: Sea of Stars Now at 250K Sales, Beats First Year Targets

Cashews

@sentiententity a shame. You are missing out on the best system of the generation - and you can walk around with it on an OLED without wifi. Xenoblade 3 and Shin Megami V are better jrpgs than anything on the X or PS - objectively. Shmups it isn't even an argument. Platformers. Lol. Quirky, weird games that Sony abandoned circa the PS3 era - no contest. Splatoon 3 is arguably a better shooter than most of the hifi ones of this gen. Action - I'd put Bayonetta up against GoW any day of the week. With the price of their online sub you could successfully argue it is the best of the three. Sony's online is by far the worst. et cetera.

PS/X have great western rpgs, better fighter selection, better person to person connectivity (also can be seen as a con depending).

But like what you like of course. It isn't close to me I couldn't imagine not owning the fairly inexpensive machine this gen. cheers

Re: Sea of Stars Now at 250K Sales, Beats First Year Targets

Cashews

@themcnoisy swing and a miss!! The PS4 didn't get it right because it was more expensive and it didn't focus on kids. The PS4 got it right because it had the better games - in spades over the competition.

The Switch has the best games and it isn't even remotely close. Sure there are people who like one thing over another - there always are. but if you look over the entire library of games. The RPG selection, the shmups, the platformers, the FPSs, etc...the switch is in a class that won't be topped - and when it is - it will have moved on. Will the next one flop? That is the most interesting topic of the next 3-5 years.

Not to mention saying the other consoles have more adult games is just dumb. There are more adult games on the Nintendo - way too many in fact. Downright raunchy. personally I wish they were gone but such is their grody eshop.

Re: Latest TMNT Film Gets a Video Game Sequel, Out Next Year

Cashews

@homelesscretin I wasn't surprised about Mario - maybe exactly HOW much money it made - but not that it was popular. It also didn't hurt that it had some pretty huge VAs doing the work.

It seems the movie did well enough - especially since the big hitters couldn't promote it because of the strike. I hope it gets a sequel the artwork and VA were top notch. I'm really enjoying the fact that cartoons taking chances on animation style - like Spiderverse and TMNT - are getting more attention than the super-tired Disney style of soulless CGI.

Re: Baldur's Gate 3 Is Now PS5's Highest Rated Game Ever

Cashews

@Darylb88 GTA 6 is going to get so much attention that reviewers will bomb it just for the clicks. A massive reason why games journalism is dying an increasingly quick death today. In five years it will be all but gone.

It is really goofy that people are putting so much stock in these numbers - like it is a game itself where you are rooting for your home sportsball team.

Re: Sony's E3 2010 Press Conference, the One with Kevin Butler, Revived in 1080p

Cashews

@MasterChiefWiggum I was watching some of those butler ads for nostalgia on youtube and some of the Wii copies were so bad. I forgot how sad Move's ice cream cones were and how lame the Wii Mii copies in Mod Racers looked.

I wonder if a console can get over the hump of - massively successful and universally loved console > slight upgrade and not particularly liked console > massively successful and universally loved console > slight upgrade and not particularly liked console > forever...

cycle that PS and Nintendo go through. I think we will find out soon when Nintendo releases info on their next VR Neo Switch.

Re: UK Sales Charts: Hogwarts Legacy on Top as Armored Core 6 Drops

Cashews

I did not expect to see Hogwart's at number 1 until the Switch release. When it does finally release on the Switch it will be a juggernaut that will dwarf it's previous sales - if it doesn't release a buggy, unoptimised mess.
Code in a Box sales for Starfield charting top 10 is impressive.
A lot of games are coming back into the mix as people collect the games they missed with these PS5 discounts. That is good for the developers and good for the playstation.

If any of the big 3 don't make a lot of money this season it could be a curtain call!