@Jrs1 I'm probably older than you fella , i need more from my gameplay, I need my games to be deep and meaningful , but for a fiver its ok for a quick 10 minutes, if you don't have much time on your hands,but the same gameplay loop for longer than that , nah...its like 2 quid on steam so it will rate highly , its worth 2
@Jrs1 yeah i bought it on your recommendation, didn't think much of it not even for a fiver, its like a mobile or flash game from years ago , but I thought vampire saviours was garbage as well.
@Drnsnsr men who like a bit of smut also have relationships with real life women , im gonna tell you something you may find shocking, women like a bit of smut also, women hate men on white chargers , they actually prefer men that are you know , men, you'll learn this as you get older.
@Drnsnsr you don't have to be lonely or sexless ,to appreciate a pair of massive comedy breasts, sam fox and Katie price made a whole career out of such things π this has been a thing for decades , I remember the advert for the game barbarian in the 80s ,Maria whitakers massive bazookas front and centre π
@Brundleflies21 I just googled Tracey emins bed , good god it sold for Β£2.5 million , they couldve had my daughters for a fraction of that , its exactly the same.
Well that's just ridiculous, they're massive, how are you supposed to fight with those , completely unrealistic and they should be ashamed of themselves , i mean how are you even supposed to run with two massive swords like thatπ
I love how its motion capture and shes still wearing a bikini.."so you're sure you can't just add the outfit later"....."no no no that's impossible" Bravo gentlemen...bravo π π π
@somnambulance i tried To a T , not for me , I found it extremely annoying,and the gaming equivalent of a child saying are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet. Oh and I wanted to punch that giraffe in the face , my kids love it though π€£
@KingPev yes it is i love it , granted its a bit bethesda janky , but the world is massive and craps all over avowed , its like if morrowind and skyrim had a kid , im enjoying it very much and only 30 odd quid , they also seem to be on top of the patches and hot fixes which is more than be said for oblivion, if you like these types of games you'll love it.
Nothing but tainted grail , they've just released a new patch which fixes the screen tearing and reinstates the resolution toggle , its even better now and at a solid 56fps π€£ and ive just found a sketch book that let's me sketch whatever I'm looking at which I'm finding very amusing.
@ShogunRok off topic but where's the tainted grail review, they've just released a patch that gets rid of the screen tearing , its very good , massive and craps all over avowed , its also better than oblivion in my opinion
So expedition 33 sold 3.3 million copies and this is 3.3gb ,and if you add and then multiply those numbers you get 666 eventually , end of days confirmed
@Trauma_Team_Medic I'm struggling to think of a worse game released the same year with the same budget , apparently they made actual costumes for all the motion capture actors , whats the point in that , maybe they should have concentrated on some actual gameplay instead
@MrPeanutbutterz the majority don't simp , but straight men will comment on such things, my mate been in a relationship for decades with his Mrs, very grounded person, played stellar blade for the first time the other day, the first thing that came out of his mouth was , 'arse on that' π
I gave it a 6 and I'm being generous , was gonna knock a point off for those god awful giant robot /dragon levels , played it for a few hours and I think I'm done with it , hasn't even got fancy graphics to drag me back in, those flying levels look crap.
Just finished expedition 33 what a game , started tainted grail not far into it , but I know what I like and like what I bloody well see , another AA banger, kcd2 just had its hot fix so that's sorted now, may join henry on another adventure.
@Toot1st is doom free to play ? , does it contain millions of celebrity endorsements ?, is it multiplayer ? Fortnite is a completely different experience , what a ridiculous comparison, you'll be comparing expedition 33 to musical chairs next
@Toot1st what of good games that don't have such nonsense, which outweigh the successful games that have that crap by many,im talking about traditional console or pc gaming not that glorified mobile rubbish ,if subscription services where more important Microsoft wouldn't be throwing their games at ps, they need those playstation sales, they're quite happy to throw around sales numbers it seems now, when its regarding ps, most wishlisted, top 3 games in the ps charts , ms games best selling on ps , they haven't shut up about it since they launched sea of thieves, sales are important to a company when they are actually making sales , who would have thought.
Yeah i did say in another comment, if you work it out its probably less than 700k sales , which is terrible for a well known AAA game , even though some people on this site, saw that as a success ππ€£π€£
@Fiendish-Beaver even though theres probably well over 35 million game pass users across pc and xbox, so 33 million have chosen not to play doom even though its technically free on the service, with less than 1 million users on ps5 let's say for arguments sake its 750k , thats 1 percent of the total ps user base that bought a high profile multiplatform title , but that's going of 75 million ps5s sold , not taking into account pro users , so its probably less than 1 percent , very poor indeed.
3 million players, 2 million on game pass , so 1 million have bought it across 3 platforms, pretty poor showing from a high profile title in my opinion, i found it boring but I've always found doom monotonous, need a bit more from my games, but hey if its your bag , then I'm happy for you , i will say though that giant robot level was awful π
I remember the games for the commodore amiga , boxes as big as a small child, filled with a manual the size of a novel,stickers, posters, and sometimes even a tshirt , that was just standard , no overpriced collectors edition slapped on it,good times π
@OldGamer999 some people don't have Internet, one of my friends doesn't, I know he's weird , a cash is king type of guy , yeah one of those , he does have a ps5 and he borrows my games mainly , he brought his ps5 mine to download oblivionπ if he went into a store and just bought doom he wouldn't be able to play it, because the games not on there π€ͺ , and to me that's weirder than not having the Internet in the 21st century.
@somnambulance yeah that would be all well and good if it was in the least bit true, what marketing did xbox do for expedition 33 ? apart from slapping it on game pass ,if youre outside of the xbox eco system you wouldn't have a clue what's on there and when, i poo poo on the idea that game pass, has any influence with games selling better on other platforms,I mean ive got it on game pass , but the decision to buy it for my ps5 ,was purely based on reviews and gamers saying how great it was, which i feel is the real reason its sold so well.
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Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
@Jrs1 I'm 55 beat ya π yeah me neither ,although I did love midnight suns , use to play a lot of populous and north and south years ago though.
Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
@Dan12836666 yeah the precinct is quite addictive , I enjoy it
Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
@Jrs1 I'm probably older than you fella , i need more from my gameplay, I need my games to be deep and meaningful , but for a fiver its ok for a quick 10 minutes, if you don't have much time on your hands,but the same gameplay loop for longer than that , nah...its like 2 quid on steam so it will rate highly , its worth 2
Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
@somnambulance well that's just weird π
Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
@Jrs1 yeah i bought it on your recommendation, didn't think much of it not even for a fiver, its like a mobile or flash game from years ago , but I thought vampire saviours was garbage as well.
Re: Poll: Vote for Your PS5 Game of the Month (May 2025)
So where the hell is tainted grail , craps all over the rest
Re: Here's Your First Look at Project Spirits, the Next Flagship Title from the Makers of Stellar Blade
@Drnsnsr men who like a bit of smut also have relationships with real life women , im gonna tell you something you may find shocking, women like a bit of smut also, women hate men on white chargers , they actually prefer men that are you know , men, you'll learn this as you get older.
Re: Here's Your First Look at Project Spirits, the Next Flagship Title from the Makers of Stellar Blade
@Drnsnsr you don't have to be lonely or sexless ,to appreciate a pair of massive comedy breasts, sam fox and Katie price made a whole career out of such things π this has been a thing for decades , I remember the advert for the game barbarian in the 80s ,Maria whitakers massive bazookas front and centre π
Re: Here's Your First Look at Project Spirits, the Next Flagship Title from the Makers of Stellar Blade
@Brundleflies21 I just googled Tracey emins bed , good god it sold for Β£2.5 million , they couldve had my daughters for a fraction of that , its exactly the same.
Re: Here's Your First Look at Project Spirits, the Next Flagship Title from the Makers of Stellar Blade
Well that's just ridiculous, they're massive, how are you supposed to fight with those , completely unrealistic and they should be ashamed of themselves , i mean how are you even supposed to run with two massive swords like thatπ
Re: Stellar Blade Dev Massively Upgrades 3D Scanning Tech Ahead of Sequel
I love how its motion capture and shes still wearing a bikini.."so you're sure you can't just add the outfit later"....."no no no that's impossible"
Bravo gentlemen...bravo π π π
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 583
@Northern_munkey is it green blood on the ps version only, or can you turn it off, the videos I've seen have green and I cant be arsed with that.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 583
@somnambulance i tried To a T , not for me , I found it extremely annoying,and the gaming equivalent of a child saying are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet. Oh and I wanted to punch that giraffe in the face , my kids love it though π€£
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 583
@KingPev yes it is i love it , granted its a bit bethesda janky , but the world is massive and craps all over avowed , its like if morrowind and skyrim had a kid , im enjoying it very much and only 30 odd quid , they also seem to be on top of the patches and hot fixes which is more than be said for oblivion, if you like these types of games you'll love it.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 583
Nothing but tainted grail , they've just released a new patch which fixes the screen tearing and reinstates the resolution toggle , its even better now and at a solid 56fps π€£ and ive just found a sketch book that let's me sketch whatever I'm looking at which I'm finding very amusing.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 583
@Jrs1 eh this year has been the year of the indies on ps,with some great titles that have sold extremely well on playstation.
Re: The Witcher 3 Final Patch Confirmed, Adds Mods on PS5
So will this be crappy mod support like skyrim on ps5 ,or full fat like xbox
Re: Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time (PS5) - Level-5 Returns with Its Most Addictive RPG Yet
@ShogunRok off topic but where's the tainted grail review, they've just released a patch that gets rid of the screen tearing , its very good , massive and craps all over avowed , its also better than oblivion in my opinion
Re: MindsEye Really Does Look Like a Long-Lost PS3 Game
The lead character reminds me of a young alan sugar....you're fired
Re: Assassin's Creed Shadows Update 1.0.5 Out Now on PS5, Full Patch Notes Revealed
So expedition 33 sold 3.3 million copies and this is 3.3gb ,and if you add and then multiply those numbers you get 666 eventually , end of days confirmed
Re: Hellblade 2 Finally Getting Physical Edition on PS5, Courtesy of Limited Run Games
@Vectrex I'd rather watch my child's nativety play for 8hrs than play it again, yes iam not a fan π
Re: Hellblade 2 Finally Getting Physical Edition on PS5, Courtesy of Limited Run Games
@Trauma_Team_Medic I'm struggling to think of a worse game released the same year with the same budget , apparently they made actual costumes for all the motion capture actors , whats the point in that , maybe they should have concentrated on some actual gameplay instead
Re: Hellblade 2 Finally Getting Physical Edition on PS5, Courtesy of Limited Run Games
@tameshiyaku its just so so boring , makes everybodys gone to the rapture seem exciting
Re: Hellblade 2 Finally Getting Physical Edition on PS5, Courtesy of Limited Run Games
@Trauma_Team_Medic you're very generous with those scores π
Re: Hellblade 2 Finally Getting Physical Edition on PS5, Courtesy of Limited Run Games
They could give it away and I still wouldn't want it , trash non game, its up there with ET on the atari 2600, as one of the worst games ever made
Re: Stellar Blade PS5, PC Fans Are Already Simping Over New Boss Character Scarlet
@ATaco you're not allowed to appreciate attractive women anymore did you not know π
Re: Stellar Blade PS5, PC Fans Are Already Simping Over New Boss Character Scarlet
@MrPeanutbutterz the majority don't simp , but straight men will comment on such things, my mate been in a relationship for decades with his Mrs, very grounded person, played stellar blade for the first time the other day, the first thing that came out of his mouth was , 'arse on that' π
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give DOOM: The Dark Ages?
I gave it a 6 and I'm being generous , was gonna knock a point off for those god awful giant robot /dragon levels , played it for a few hours and I think I'm done with it , hasn't even got fancy graphics to drag me back in, those flying levels look crap.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 582
Just finished expedition 33 what a game , started tainted grail not far into it , but I know what I like and like what I bloody well see , another AA banger, kcd2 just had its hot fix so that's sorted now, may join henry on another adventure.
Re: After Pre-Launch Sellout, Expedition 33 Offers Collector's Edition Content Standalone
@BusyOlf I was level 80 and he was still kicking the crap out of me , I gave up π€£
Re: Stellar Blade PS5, PC Fans Are Already Simping Over New Boss Character Scarlet
@MrPeanutbutterz you don't understand the appeal of an oversexualised character in a medium dominated by straight men , erm okπ
Re: Elden Ring Will Get Its A24 Movie Adaptation, with Alex Garland in the Director's Seat
Id rather have an expedition 33 movie , this will just consist of some guy rolling around on the floor for 90 min and then dying.
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Toot1st is doom free to play ? , does it contain millions of celebrity endorsements ?, is it multiplayer ? Fortnite is a completely different experience , what a ridiculous comparison, you'll be comparing expedition 33 to musical chairs next
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Toot1st what of good games that don't have such nonsense, which outweigh the successful games that have that crap by many,im talking about traditional console or pc gaming not that glorified mobile rubbish ,if subscription services where more important Microsoft wouldn't be throwing their games at ps, they need those playstation sales, they're quite happy to throw around sales numbers it seems now, when its regarding ps, most wishlisted, top 3 games in the ps charts , ms games best selling on ps , they haven't shut up about it since they launched sea of thieves, sales are important to a company when they are actually making sales , who would have thought.
Re: Oblivion Remastered Updates Still Nowhere to Be Seen a Month After Release
Never mind oblivion , wheres the kcd2 patch to fix the broken mess that the game is after the last update , im suprised you guys haven't reported it
Re: Analytics Firm Predicts Paltry Full-Price Sales for DOOM: The Dark Ages on PS5
Yeah i did say in another comment, if you work it out its probably less than 700k sales , which is terrible for a well known AAA game , even though some people on this site, saw that as a success ππ€£π€£
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Fiendish-Beaver even though theres probably well over 35 million game pass users across pc and xbox, so 33 million have chosen not to play doom even though its technically free on the service, with less than 1 million users on ps5 let's say for arguments sake its 750k , thats 1 percent of the total ps user base that bought a high profile multiplatform title , but that's going of 75 million ps5s sold , not taking into account pro users , so its probably less than 1 percent , very poor indeed.
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Toot1st I dont personally care I'm just stating that 1 million copies sold across 3 platforms is dire
Re: Hellblade 2 Announced for PS5, Out This Summer
@Korgon play it , judge it , never speak of it again.
Re: Hellblade 2 Announced for PS5, Out This Summer
Yay the most boring game in the world π gave me stomach ache its that crap, how much is the garbage so I can whinge some more π
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Toot1st irrelevant, they aren't putting their shows on disney plus
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@Fiendish-Beaver you think 1 million sold across 3 platforms is a great showing for such a high profile AAA game, strange
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
@themightyant if it wasn't important to ms why are they putting all their games on ps ?
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages Attracts 3 Million Players, Over 2 Million Estimated on Xbox
3 million players, 2 million on game pass , so 1 million have bought it across 3 platforms, pretty poor showing from a high profile title in my opinion, i found it boring but I've always found doom monotonous, need a bit more from my games, but hey if its your bag , then I'm happy for you , i will say though that giant robot level was awful π
Re: Finally, a Line of Physical PS5 Games Where the Packaging Is Beautiful and the Full Experience Is Actually on the Disc
I remember the games for the commodore amiga , boxes as big as a small child, filled with a manual the size of a novel,stickers, posters, and sometimes even a tshirt , that was just standard , no overpriced collectors edition slapped on it,good times π
Re: Inquiry Already Underway Over Lacklustre DOOM: The Dark Ages Opening
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Re: Massive Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Patch 1.3, First DLC Out Now on PS5
It's so broken now π what have they done
Re: Inquiry Already Underway Over Lacklustre DOOM: The Dark Ages Opening
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Re: Inquiry Already Underway Over Lacklustre DOOM: The Dark Ages Opening
@OldGamer999 some people don't have Internet, one of my friends doesn't, I know he's weird , a cash is king type of guy , yeah one of those , he does have a ps5 and he borrows my games mainly , he brought his ps5 mine to download oblivionπ if he went into a store and just bought doom he wouldn't be able to play it, because the games not on there π€ͺ , and to me that's weirder than not having the Internet in the 21st century.
Re: Inquiry Already Underway Over Lacklustre DOOM: The Dark Ages Opening
@somnambulance yeah that would be all well and good if it was in the least bit true, what marketing did xbox do for expedition 33 ? apart from slapping it on game pass ,if youre outside of the xbox eco system you wouldn't have a clue what's on there and when, i poo poo on the idea that game pass, has any influence with games selling better on other platforms,I mean ive got it on game pass , but the decision to buy it for my ps5 ,was purely based on reviews and gamers saying how great it was, which i feel is the real reason its sold so well.