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Re: Borderlands 4 Promises Not to Be Aggressively Unfunny

J2theEzzo

@TruestoryYep Absolutely spot on. I really can't understand how people can relish Tina with praise, while criticising so much of the humour of the series, when she's been one of the most despisingly written characters in the whole thing. People slandered Awkwafina for "talking like she's black", but Tiny Tina gets scooped up for a sequel, and a film, with no one batting an eye at how offensive she is- and not in the intended way.

Re: Borderlands 4 Promises Not to Be Aggressively Unfunny

J2theEzzo

Why don't they concentrate on making a good story/ plot, and then find ways to add humour and nuance? Or, even better, the humour should arise organically, from having a well written script, with characters that have emotional depth.

Stating that you're working with the funniest people to write the plot sounds like another mistake. I'm sure they thought the last few games were funny at the time, but the writing was all purely adolescent and missed more than it hit.

Re: Sorry Tifa Fans, Final Fantasy 16's Clive Joins Tekken 8 on 17th December

J2theEzzo

Yeah, I nabbed it on disc for about 15 quid, so I can'tcomplain, but part of why it doesn't feel very Final Fantasy to me, is that it doesn't really involve a whole party, the way some of the others did? Clive has chums, but you never directly control them, and it very much feels like his story, above anyone else's, in my opinion. And it's definitely more 'action' than 'rpg', but by all means, check it out! I'd say 7 and 9 are definitely up there, for myself!

Re: Sorry Tifa Fans, Final Fantasy 16's Clive Joins Tekken 8 on 17th December

J2theEzzo

@Flaming_Kaiser It's a really fun game, that they just don't want you to play half of the time. Seriously. Im about 60 hours in, and half of that has been cutscenes and exposition to set up the story. Then one third of the gameplay has been fetch quests. The other 2 thirds I've played have been excellent, but yeah... very mixed feelings about this one, and it's probably my least favourite mainline FF game I've played in recent years.

Re: Elden Ring: Nightreign Announced, a Co-Op Game for PS5, PS4

J2theEzzo

@Oxy But it isn't a battle royale? It's a co-op roguelite...

And Fromsoft have been re-using assets for years. Nevertheless, I'm very up for this; it sounds like they've made a slew of characters from across the game, who represent different playstyles, with different weapons and abilities, and then you fight through a randomised series of bosses from across the past few games, I'm guessing, with some amount of permanent progress.

All in for that.

Re: Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Takes Series Back to 2D Action Roots on PS5, PS4

J2theEzzo

Confident it's in good hands, after playing Blasphemous, but what I wouldn't give for a fully 3D, Ninja Gaiden action game. After the success of Space Marines 2, I think it's clear that people are ready for some more PS3 era style games. No more overblown budgets and unnecessarily constant cutscenes- (looking at you GoW Ragnarok and FF XVI) just some solid, satisfying, gameplay, with lots of options to get creative with how you want to cut through the hordes of enemies ahead of you.

Re: The Witcher 4 Announced Starring Ciri

J2theEzzo

Very cool! Ol' Cirilla is looking pretty bad assed, and would be neat to have a grappling hook, in place of the crossbow, along with a few more powers. Seems they're keeping the tone all very 'folk horror' still, which is grand!

Re: Sony Pictures Seemingly Done with Terrible Spider-Man Spin-Off Flicks

J2theEzzo

I think Holland makes a good Peter Parker, but I'm a bit disappointed by how his "Spiderman" has been waylaid by all the iron man tech. He's basically "Iron Spider" at this point, and the suit (which is always crappy cgi) does all the heavy lifting, metaphorically and literally.

I prefer the OG Toby Spiderman, with more practical effects in that sense. That said, just about every other SSU film has been tripe- Venom included, and I think the reliance on overblown CGI is a big part of that. There's very little substance, or soul, to the films anymore.

Re: Marvel Rivals Is Off to a Heroic Start with 10 Million Players in First Three Days

J2theEzzo

@riceNpea That's how good your eyes are, though? Your eyesight could be perfect, (admittedly, mine isn't) but if you're playing a game, and an enemy comes windmilling at you, full of bright lights and mad colours that present a visual mess, and the question is then- "how am I supposed to see through all that to know when to dodge?" That isn't an issue of visual acuity, so much as it is of poor game design, right? So it isn't about legibility, or your own acuity- it's about how easy it is to read/ deconstruct another's movement, or if you will; hitbox data to frame analysis.
Unless you're just joking, and suggesting the game's easy to read, and we're all blind. Which could be true- I haven't played it... 🤔

Re: Foamstars Support Ends in January as Square Enix Drops Soapy Live Service Shooter

J2theEzzo

@somnambulance Yeah, I'm enjoying the recent serving of coop games, indie or otherwise, but they're few and far between... Ravenswatch is a nice multiplayer roguelite, and previously, Helldivers had been doing us (my friends and I) well. Space Marine 2 has been fun, but is over very quickly, and then you're back at looking for the next game to play! It's clear why a title like CoD gets such avid support, but agreed, not friendly to dip in and out of!

Re: Foamstars Support Ends in January as Square Enix Drops Soapy Live Service Shooter

J2theEzzo

@PuppetMaster I'm not sure I'd even state FF 16 as being a quality title. It looks pretty, sure, but the combat feels like a janky DMC, because it practically is, and it doesn't "feel" like a Final Fantasy title, although the atmosphere is there. Overall, the entire game plays like a giant fetch quest, with a few cinematic battles thrown in.
I'm trying to slog through it, but it feels tedious to me, and a far cry from the highs that the series used to hit. Discounting the remakes, 15 felt much more like a true modern FF title... 16 is just a medieval action game.

Re: Foamstars Support Ends in January as Square Enix Drops Soapy Live Service Shooter

J2theEzzo

@somnambulance There have been SO many promising looking free to play titles out over the past few years, but people have limited time to stretch out among all these releases, including actual "1 and done" games. It's far too saturated, but most people don't seem to realise- or their games have been in production too long to get ahead of the curve. Even more unique F2P titles have sunk. The fact is, no one is gonna shake up the industry or take the crown from the big titles you mentioned. Their fanbases are way too entrenched and loyal to give up and jump ship, so new releases are immediately fighting an uphill battle. Might be time to stop chasing the trend...

Re: Ubisoft FPS XDefiant Shutting Down, Not Accepting New Players

J2theEzzo

@themightyant Concord was riddled with many problems, but as someone who played the beta, I will say that it was also boring as hell. 2 hours felt like a slog, and as though everything had been seen and done in half that time. All the unlocks were very slow and purely cosmetic, which, to be frank, I just don't care about (especially given that you never even see your ugly character outside of dashing). It was totally middling, at best.

Re: Ubisoft FPS XDefiant Shutting Down, Not Accepting New Players

J2theEzzo

@get2sammyb I think it's just that there's no more space for a "free to play" fps. Fortnite is huge, Destiny 2 is still alive (I think?), and then there's the other hero shooters, taking up the space. PoE is slated as being better than Diablo, and is an ARPG, of sorts, which there isnt too many of. Infinity Nikki is... whatever the hell that is, but is essentially kinda unique. I don't think Rivals is gonna last long though, to be honest. Despite the Marvel label, (which I think people are a bit tired of, as a franchise) it's not really doing anything new.

Re: Gamers Are Reportedly More Interested in Watching Games Than Actually Playing Them

J2theEzzo

I might watch some gameplay to get a sense of something I'm curious about buying, as with watching reviews, but... no. I'm not here to watch other people play. Isn't that just younger generations, for whom Fortnite is as much a social event as a game to play? And other kids, who can't buy games, so watch videos?

As to why any consenting adult decides to spend more time watching a video of something, than to actually play it... It's like we're becoming the real-life Plato's cave... 😬

Re: Bloober's Cronos: The New Dawn Inspired by Dead Space, Alan Wake Mechanics

J2theEzzo

@PegasusActual93 There's the fantastic nemesis system, that WB are belligerently holding onto the patent for, and so has only been used in the Shadow of War/ Mordor games up to now... and what about in MGS 4, there was Snake's ptsd/ stress bar, that you could fill up again by smoking cigarettes. Don't think we'll be seeing that one return anywhere 😅😉

Re: Helldivers 2 Wins Game of the Year at UK Industry Awards

J2theEzzo

A great game that was/ is a blast to play with friends, but just quickly got left in the wake of further great games released soon after. To be fair, despite an apparent lack of first party titles (as people say), this has been a solid year for games, and it's not (quite) over yet!

Re: Official Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero Tournament Is an Unsurprising and Unmitigated Disaster

J2theEzzo

I don't want, or need, for the to get a balance patch. That said, if you're going to hold a tournament, perhaps there should be rules stating that this kind of bs isn't allowed? Keep the competitive aspect fun, by making people engage with the game properly, and not just play chase. Set restrictions or time limits on how long this is allowed, before people have to fight properly, etc.

Re: Sony's Latest First-Party Release Is Struggling to Do Concord Numbers on PC

J2theEzzo

It's almost like the "game" is just a despicable attempt at a franchise cash-in, slapping Lego on something in the run-up to Christmas and expecting it to sell. Because, reviews would suggest, it has a clear case of not really knowing its audience, or appealing much to people who like to play proper games. Too simple for adults, and children have no idea what Horizon is, supposedly. Have to say, I'm pretty tired of seeing another X Lego game. Feels like constant drivel without reinvention.

Re: Rumour: FromSoftware Classic Getting the Remaster Treatment

J2theEzzo

After getting my 2nd plat for Elden Ring earlier this year, I revisited the ol ps4 Dark Souls 3; finished off my 2nd playthrough with a dex build, then went back to new game plus with my strength pyro build. Fought all the secret bosses, got all the endings, and decided that I was properly done with it, by that point.

It's a great game, undoubtedly, but I don't think it needs a remaster? From always use the same shoddy textures, and the game runs smooth, as it is. The atmosphere still carries nicely, so I don't think it needs a 60 quid remaster for a few nicer details.