We all like to twiddle our joysticks for entertainment – but when it comes to the PlayStation 4, the majority of us have our hands firmly on the DualShock 4. One saucy shopper had a very different piece of equipment between his fingers, though – as he was caught choking the chicken in front of the console in an electronics store.
A CCTV video picked up by the Mirror shows the beanied deviant acting downright dirty in front of Sony's device – despite the fact that there are other shoppers nearby. After a few moments of masturbation, a store manager arrives on the scene and orders the overexcited individual to leave. We hope that he didn't beat the final boss, otherwise it might start to feel soggy downstairs.