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Re: Sony Patches Mistakenly Released Stellar Blade PS5 Demo to Stop People From Playing It

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@__jamiie If you think this is weird wait till you get a bit older and explore the internet a bit more. I don’t want to spoil it too much for you but I would steer well clear of something called “Porn”….you would be absolutely horrified with what people get up to when they don’t have a strong moral compass like yourself to kink shame and belittle their uncontrollable urges! Keep up the good work!

Re: Tekken 8 Patch 1.02 Out Now on PS5, Adds Cosmetics DLC Shop and Adjusts Characters

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@Nintendo4Sonic I very much agree. I am having a lot of fun with Tekken and an optional shop with no bearing on gameplay is not going to affect my time with it. I also sympathise with Harada’s reasoning for adding a shop. Games cost a ton of money to develop which is often recuperated during release window sales but they also cost money to maintain. Initial Tekken 8 sales alone are not going to keep the servers live and regular updates happening for the next 10 years. If people buying silly outfits and accessories improves the gaming experience for everyone then that’s absolutely fine by me.

Re: Tekken 8's Tekken Shop Will Include Both Paid and Free Content on PS5

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@breakneck This is exactly why I don’t understand people whinging about £70 games. The RRP of a game 10 years ago was £60 so we have seen about a 16% increase in a decade. Here in UK over the same time period food increased around 40%, electricity 60%, petrol 40%-60%, clothing 35%. If we were saddled with the rising costs of development combined with realistic inflation we should probably be buying £100+ new games by now.

As much as everyone hates paid customisation and microtransactions they are here to stay unless we want to be paying even more for new games.

Re: Sea of Thieves Players on PS5 Will Need a Microsoft Account to Play

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Very expected when it includes cross save and cross progression (admittedly I actually wish more games included this). But like @lacerz says it’s mainly going to lead to inflated engagement stats and Philly Spence banging on about how much the Xbox brand has grown this time next year. It won’t be “Millions of players are now playing our games on PS and switch” it will be “Xbox has seen ___% engagement growth in the last 12 months….look shareholder’s are you seeing these frikkin numbers yo?!?….No don’t ask questions it’s all Xbox growth”

Strictly speaking he won’t be lying but it also doesn’t tell the whole picture.

Re: Poll: What Do You Think of PSVR2, One Year Later?

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I would absolutely love one but just cannot justify the cost. I’m very interested in the future of AR/VR in general though, especially having read a bit about Apple’’s new ridiculously priced tech demo. In 10-15 years it could be the new normal for gaming and general computing.

Re: Elden Ring DLC Reveal Trailer Debuts in Less Than 24 Hours

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@cburg *All other multiplatform websites acknowledge this.

PureXbox and Nintendolife do exactly the same. Prime examples are the Balatro article on PX yesterday and the Minecraft DLC announcement on NL. It comes with the territority of being a console specific website. If you want 100% agnostic news then these sites are not for you.

Edit: read the NL article properly and it does mention other platforms. My bad. The PX Balatro one deffo doesn’t though. I read that yesterday and had to google whether the game was on PlayStation.

Re: Xbox Fans Petitioning for Helldivers 2 to Launch on Xbox

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I could understand this a bit more if it wasn’t on the back of MS spending the best part of $80billion simply to lock games out of competing platforms. It just seems super hypocritical. Unless they plan on bringing their exclusive live service games to PS such as Halo Infinite and Forza Motorsport I don’t see why Sony should give them theirs.

Believe me I don’t want to have this bitter fanboyish attitude but it’s just getting frustrating now to watch the direction MS are going. For the last decade it seems that Xbox’s entire business strategy has been centred around piggybacking on other people’s hard work and talent while bringing very little to the table themselves.

Re: PS5 Is Entering the 'Latter Half of Its Life Cycle', Says Sony

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@djlard Ahh yes all the reasons I bought a PS5….to stare at folders. Play the CDs I no longer own because Spotify exists. Browse the internet in the least convenient way possible…are you currently reading this on a phone/laptop or have you fired up the PS4 because you just love trying to navigate the web with a controller? Not entirely sure how I can sarcastically respond to the media player bit because I dunno what you mean tbh…it plays blu rays and it has most of the apps like YouTube, Netflix etc. what media do you want?!? Yes controller battery is bad but extra long USB cables are available for cheap and it’s the trade off for having the extra bells and whistles.

It sounds like you want a PC not a games console. It also sounds like you just want to whinge for the sake of whinging.

Re: Xbox's 'Everywhere' Future Outlined in Company Memo from Phil Spencer

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@__jamiie Sorry I meant Xbox profit. We all know MS is profitable. Im also sure Xbox IS profitable, what I’m suggesting is that it’s probably nowhere near as profitable as you think which is why they never publish profit figures. “Single digit profit margin” straight out of the horses mouth. You keep throwing massive revenue figures out to sugggest ABK will pay for itself in like 12 months or something. I am interested to know why you think that

Re: Xbox's 'Everywhere' Future Outlined in Company Memo from Phil Spencer

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@__jamiie Potentially but we don’t know the profit margin for ABK as a whole. The only info I can find was in Q2 2023 they generated 2.2billion revenue. Even if their profit margin is as high as 15% that’s only 1billion a year profit. Again cash revenue generated is not the same as profit. Revenue basically just tells us how much a company has generated in sales in a given time period and doesn’t factor in dev costs, salaries, keeping the office lights switched on, materials, distribution, ongoing support etc. Microsoft are big enough to play the long game with these acquisitions and absorb the immediate loss but realistically it could take 15, 20 maybe 30 years to pay off ABK based on the profit of the Xbox business alone unless they make some drastic changes….hence them trying out multi platform releases.

Edit: found this https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/delisted/ATVI/Activision%20Blizzard/gross-profit
Which suggests that ABK makes around 5-6 billion a year gross profit so I was well out on my estimations. But still best case scenario if they use ABK profit to fund the purchase it will take about 10 years to pay off

Re: Xbox's 'Everywhere' Future Outlined in Company Memo from Phil Spencer

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@__jamiie Xbox is almost certainly profitable but it’s worth remembering that Revenue does not equal profit. Phil Spencer has previously stated that Xbox operates at a single digit profit margin so even if they make 12bil a year revenue (based on 4bil a quarter) the max profit they make is around 1billion assuming that single digit is 9% but it could be as low as 120mil at 1%. Either way it’s going to take a hell of a lot of good quarters to claw back what they have spent on Bethesda and ABK.

Edit: got the most basic maths wrong. 4bil rev a quarter would be 16bil a year resulting in 1.4bil profit at 9% and 160mil at 1%….long day

Re: Sony May Have Made the Right Call Not Copying Xbox Game Pass with PS Plus

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@Godot25 I think the monthly prices are higher to tempt people into yearly subscriptions which are much better value, particularly if you can get them on a deal. I’m in the UK and I have picked up premium for around £80 a year before in a deal and for what is essentially £6 a month it’s a good deal.

The thing with PS plus extra and premium is I don’t think you’re going to get massive amounts of value if you buy a lot of games on release or you are subbed to gamepass as well. For people new to PS or those who are happy being a few years behind on releases it’s incredible value even at the monthly fee.

Re: Sony May Have Made the Right Call Not Copying Xbox Game Pass with PS Plus

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@Godot25 Xbox and PlayStation are direct competition….MS and Sony are not. Gamepass has the backing of a 3 trillion dollar company that can afford to add day one games and make deals with more third parties. Sony is worth about 118bil which means you could fit roughly 25 Sonys Into MS and have some change (when you actually look at these numbers written down the difference is staggering….a trillion is equal to one thousand billion and has 13 digits!!).

Yes, as a consumer I would love every single 1st party game to arrive on PS Plus day one. As a rational human being I understand that this isn’t possible. If Sony were making promises they weren’t keeping with regards to PS plus I would be annoyed but they have been pretty honest about what they can and can’t do with the service from the get go. So simply put if people don’t think they are getting good value from either Plus or Gamepass they simply shouldn’t subscribe but we can’t expect the exact same service from two vastly different companies.

Re: Xbox Is Bringing Four Exclusives to PS5, But It Won't Say Which

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@Stickleman I just want to address the “everyone has copied it” comment about gamepass. Interestingly it’s MS who have been looking at other people’s homework in the run up to modern day gamepass. Sony introduced PS Plus in 2010 giving away 3 games a month which you could access for the duration of your subscription. MS followed suit in 2013 with games with gold which was lumped in with Xbox live. At this time (and happy to be corrected if I’m wrong) Sony still offered free network play so the PS plus subscription was an entirely optional extra to get a few games a month. Then Sony introduced PS Now in 2014, a sub service where you could access a library of games with new ones added each month. MS released Gamepass in 2017 as a response to this. The copying has very much been one sided but Gamepass has become more famous because of the day one releases and a back catalogue of all first party titles. I have no idea about the financials but I absolutely do know it is not some amazing original idea that MS came up with.

Re: PS5 Is Entering the 'Latter Half of Its Life Cycle', Says Sony

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@djlard maybe for you but I’m very happy with my day one PS5. Anyone who expected Sony to just drop the PS4 the moment the 5 was released was being unrealistic. And some of my favourite games from this gen were released on both….GOW Ragnorok, Elden Ring, Gran turismo 7, Horizon FW (which I personally think is the best looking game I have ever played, it definitely didn’t feel like it was being held back). If you sit there being bitter because PS4 players are playing the same games as you then you are not going to enjoy the console. Why not just play the incredible games instead of panicking about whether the developer has squeezed every last teraflop out of the development process?

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Helldivers 2?

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@RoomWithaMoose it’s one of those that plays much better than it looks. It also helps that it’s as fun when it’s going badly as when it’s going well. With regards to new stuff the way it uses community objectives is pretty unique, I’m sure it’s been done before but probably not on this scale. I dunno what to tell you, it’s just pure dumb, hilarious fun!

Re: Tekken 8 Exceeds Bandai Namco's Expectations, Tops 2 Million Sales

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@MattBoothDev I love the term “fisher price scheme” 😂

I have been predominantly playing online ranked (but getting destroyed) and it’s much rarer on Tekken to be matched with someone using the simplified controls then it was on SF6 for people using modern controls. Also the simplified control scheme on Tekken basically gives you a very very limited set of moves you can use so you might get button mashed for a round or two but once you realise the few patterns they can actually pull off it’s super easy to counter. I’d say in about 60 ranked matches I have played less, than 5 opponents have been using simple controls.

Re: 13 More Games Coming to PS Plus Extra, Premium This Month

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@KundaliniRising333 The max price of PS premium is ÂŁ13.50 a month. The top 6 games alone on that list currently retail for around ÂŁ70 combined on Amazon and at least 4 of them are actually pretty good games. We have also got foamstars, steelrising and rollerdrome to keep for the duration of the subscription. And we get online play (yeh I wish it was free like pc but we are unfortunately not the master race). I will absolutely accept when people say they are crap additions or they are disappointed that they have already played the games but I cannot understand when people think this is an overpriced service. I spent nearly the full price of a monthly sub on my lunch today. What are you expecting PlayStation to give you for ÂŁ13.50?!?

Re: Helldivers 2 (PS5) - The Best Co-Op Shooter on PS5

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@UltimateOtaku91 on Sunday I found that I wasn’t getting XP and rewards when I was joining other peoples sessions but I was getting them when I was hosting so since then I have mainly been hosting lobbies with randos….just don’t tell the randos they won’t be getting anything 😉

Overall though, bugs aside, I am really enjoying the game. It’s been one of those rare ones I find myself thinking about while waiting for the hours to tick by at work so I can hop back in and play it. Can’t wait to spread more democracy!

Re: Games Should 'Earn the Right to Monetise', Says Helldivers 2 Director

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@Kidfunkadelic83 It definitely doesn’t shy away from its starship troopers influence. I think it is a bit of a time sink overall so if you have got other stuff going on it’s probs best to wait….i also don’t have time but i bought into the hype. While it’s nice you can unlock everything without microtransactions I would be lying if I said progress was particularly fast but it’s definitely designed with the view that people will still be playing it in years to come. It’s live service through and through but at the same time doesn’t feel predatory.

Re: Games Should 'Earn the Right to Monetise', Says Helldivers 2 Director

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@Kidfunkadelic83 how it works in practice is actually quite hard to describe but basically there are different levels with different objectives on each planet. Some levels are simply protect an area from waves of enemies but most of them have a bit more stuff to do like facilitating a missile launch, blowing up a massive bug base, turning on a reactor etc. All levels have a time limit and the larger ones (usually 40 minutes) also have side objectives and little points of interest that give you more xp for completing but if you stick to the main objectives you could whizz through most of them in 10-15 mins.

On top of this everyone who plays the game is working towards global objectives so you can see the percentage of completion ticking up. There was a big celebration on Reddit over the weekend when we all finally liberated the first planet 😂….its actually quite cool.

Sorry for the brain dump but hope it helps!

Re: Helldivers 2 Is 'Blowing Through Estimates', Around 1 Million Sales In Less Than a Week

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It’s a really really fun game. It’s the first time in about 15 years where a game has compelled me to speak to randos via game chat. I ended up playing with 3 brilliant American chaps for a couple of hours on Saturday. Even when it’s going wrong it’s hilarious. I have never been so delighted to be team killed because it’s funny watching your character rag doll for miles after taking an air strike to the head and the reinforcement numbers are well balanced.

Once Arrowhead smooth out the server and matchmaking issues we will have a real gem on our hands. It has certainly smashed all my expectations (which admittedly were pretty low)

Re: Poll: How Do You Feel About All of the Xbox Multiplatform Rumours?

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I am extremely opposed to MS buying up massive amounts of multi platform IPs and locking them out of PlayStation so getting Bethesda and future ABK titles on PS would be music to my ears. I don’t however want to see MS bow out of the console race and I also think it would be weird seeing their flagship titles like Forza, Gears and Halo on a different console. That said I think most of these rumours have been blown way out of proportion and in reality next weeks announcement is going to be a whole lot of nothing and very little will change.