@bpomber I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the reviewer found it worth mentioning because a 2D murder mystery role playing game set in a 16th century Bavarian town is slightly more niche than hockey.
@get2sammyb Based on the comments, you probably only need a number and bullet points and can use lorem ipsum for the body text in future reviews. Might be some cost savings there.
At last, I can stop monologuing in the mirror when I feel the urge to spend time chatting with sullen-faced peasants. Team Green’s sudden realization that they’re the world’s largest software company is already bearing fruit!
Appreciate the review, as I’ve been on the fence about this one, but I believe it’s based on Love Live! Sunshine!! rather than Long Live Sunshine. Just to be pedantic.
@Sakai Don’t worry, I’m sure the good folks at PS aren’t trying to slight the conquering behemoth that is the Switch, truly the Toyota Corolla of gaming. Rather, with Nintendo’s characters being so popular in other forms of media, amusement parks, etc. they likely add a large number of searches that are unrelated or tangential to gaming.
This was a nice change of pace on a chilly Sunday. Love Elizabeth’s brooch in the second pic. It’s great that excellent character design can live on through cosplay after the source material has started to fade from (my) memory.
@JamieO Great to see a shout out for Rainbow Islands. Just an absolutely charming game with mechanics that still seem fresh today. Have a great birthday hanging out with Bub and Bob!
@nessisonett Yes, normal is exactly what I thought too, until I saw people’s reactions and began to question my own sanity. Maybe it’s one of those Magic Eye pictures where if you casually glance at it, it’s an average drawing of Lara Croft, but if you stare at it cross eyed you see Gerard Butler in one of those totally non-homoerotic scenes from 300.
@TrannosaurusBex I thought the sequel was on par with if not a bit better than the original game. Also, it’s part of the February Picks PS Stars campaign so you can get 50 extra coin-things if you do wind up taking the plunge.
Always a treat to get a JamieO retro review, even for a game that I didn’t play back in the day. My clearest memory of the prequels is skipping out of work early to see The Phantom Menace on opening day, and being wowed by the visuals but pretty let down by just about everything else. The quote about the target audience being 12-year-olds gave me a chuckle since I remember a big plot point being about a trade federation disputing high taxes on certain routes. You know, kid stuff.
@carlos82 I’ve happily wasted dozens of hours playing it and find that it’s the rare example of a live service game that I really enjoy without feeling like it’s trying to mug me.
I picked it up last week after learning about the early release in the comments section of a pretty reliable Playstation website called Tap Triangle or Shove Circle or something. It’s very early going for me, but the game seems pretty robust and does a great job of making you feel like you’re flying. Unfortunately, it also does a great job of making you feel what it’s like to lose control and park your aircraft in the sea, but that’s probably more on me.
@ztpayne7 Oh, you weren’t being negative at all. I was referring to the article about the Rec Room developers deciding against a PSVR2 port, which has been popping up on a bunch of gaming sites.
@ztpayne7 @CaptD Hearing that there’s an Ultrawings 2 made my day. The first one was a pretty amazing experience, so patch or no patch the sequel is going right in the cart. It’s a shame the only VR headline making the rounds is essentially a negative quote, but I guess that makes for better reading than “Sequel to Awesome Flight Game Releases Early.”
I loved the Atari Recharged series, and that was just a fresh coat of paint and some tweaks. Based on the trailer Atari Beyond looks like a complete reimagining. It would be great if they could make it a series where different developers could put their own spin on Atari classics.
For a company whose games feature some truly wonderful art design, Remedy seems to struggle with making an appealing logo. To be fair, though, it is better than the 90’s iteration that made me a bit queasy.
This caught my eye on the PS store, but I was a little wary because the logo was giving me bargain bin vibes. What can I say, I’m shallow. I’m happy to say that his review did enough to push it on to my wishlist.
These are my favorite kind of lists because they get me to pay attention to things I may have overlooked and point me towards games I passed over. And also because pointless complaints about year end lists are top five on my year end list of favorite comments to dislike, so this is a win-win for me.
@AFCC Atari 50 has a platinum, but it’s a tough one and is sitting at 0.1% earned. Nearly all the trophies are tied to the new reimagined games though.
Oh wow, they threw in a Lynx title too! What a nice early X-mas present. The museum elements and breadth of content really make Atari 50 the high water mark for retro collections.
@PixelDragon Those examples are…a bit arbitrary, but I’ve had some issues with disc rot on older DVDs that have proven hard to replace. I think the lesson is that no matter what you do, entropy always wins.
@rockodoodle I just hopped back in to have a look around and it doesn't seem too much different from what I remember. Perhaps a little smoother. Apparently the lighting issue I was griping about is only present on the William's tables, which leads me to believe that it's intentional. To me, Pinball Arcade is still the best way to enjoy the classic tables, anyway. By the way, there are a few tables in the year end sale with reasonable prices.
@rockodoodle For a reboot, Pinball FX felt like a bit of a step backwards. All the elements you mentioned, plus the wonky lighting, make me head to the prior version when I need a pinball fix.
@Czar_Khastik I was thinking it sounded like Vonimir Pharmaceuticals entry into the men’s supplement market. Surely they could hire some retired athletes to promote it in a slightly uncomfortable way…
@nessisonett It well could be, but it could also be the current flag used for Japan’s self defense forces, or any number of flags from the 800 years or so leading up to the Meiji restoration.
This looks like a really good change of pace game, and the more sciencey science fiction aspect sounds refreshing. Also, the “objectives holding your hand a lot of the time” thing doesn’t seem so bad. Sometimes it’s nice to just hold hands.
Yes, what an awful CEO for having maintained and grown Playstation's market dominance through a generation change all while navigating a pandemic, supply chain shortages, and global inflation. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” Until he retires, I guess.
@NinjaNicky Yes, once you’ve completed the story, caught all the fish and their monstrous variants, found all the messages in bottles, completed the research projects and upgraded your ship, and finished the side quests, there may be nothing left to do.
It took me a little time to get acclimated to how delicate my boat is and how a slight bump can ruin a passenger's day...permanently, but this has become one of my absolute favorites of the year. Just a wonderful combination of mood and mechanics that keeps you wanting to see the next terrible thing lurking beneath the surface.
@nessisonett It reminds me of some of the Saturn era live action gravure idol games, which were pretty snazzy for their time. I’m sure it’s not for everyone, but it looks like it features Japan’s most infamous pool, so I’m all in!
I have fond memories of the first game and am just thrilled that the sequels are being made available, warts and all. Actually, these games are just too cute to have warts. Let’s call them blemishes.
And on to the wishlist it goes! I only vaguely remember the original, but this looks phenomenal. Got a bit of the first time on the Haunted Mansion at Disney vibes.
@deathaxe As much as I enjoy the books, David Suchet is cemented in my mind as Poirot. That series was a wonderful adaptation, even though it too played fast and loose with the source material on occasion. Then again, I’m pretty sure that’s the point of an adaptation. Now if there was just a Captain Hastings game where I could push X to exclaim “I say!”
I found a snippet from a press release about the revised deal that paints a bit of a darker picture: "Alas! I had turned loose into the world a depraved wretch, whose delight was in carnage and misery”
No, wait, that’s about the original Frankenstein, not this new monster.
I was on board until watching the video and seeing the screen fill up with enough obstacles to make a bullet-hell shooter blush. Still might bite if the frustration to enjoyment ratio isn’t too out of whack.
@Bez87 It’s definitely still a thing here in the states. A fleet of them roam around town here every morning and afternoon creating mini-traffic jams. Many of them are pretty ancient, but then again, so are the people who drive them for the most part.
Oh man, I can feel my stomach twist into knots just thinking about trying to find a seat far enough away from the 8th grade bully with the peach fuzz mustache, yet close enough to the cute girl from history class so that I might be able to strike up an awkward conversation. This add on could have easily been a stand alone stealth/horror/dating sim game.
Younger me would have gone nuts for a game like this, but older me just wants to sit quietly without any limb flailing. Still, nice to see another creative use of the sense controllers.
That is some awkward axe grinding in the IGN excerpt. I know that this is not my type of game, but I’m starting to get swept away by the flood of praise that Baldur’s Gate 3 is receiving. I need to find something to buff my impulse control…
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Re: Mini Review: Pentiment (PS5) - A Slow-Burning 16th-Century Murder Mystery
@bpomber I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the reviewer found it worth mentioning because a 2D murder mystery role playing game set in a 16th century Bavarian town is slightly more niche than hockey.
Re: Mini Review: Pentiment (PS5) - A Slow-Burning 16th-Century Murder Mystery
@get2sammyb Based on the comments, you probably only need a number and bullet points and can use lorem ipsum for the body text in future reviews. Might be some cost savings there.
Re: Mini Review: Pentiment (PS5) - A Slow-Burning 16th-Century Murder Mystery
At last, I can stop monologuing in the mirror when I feel the urge to spend time chatting with sullen-faced peasants. Team Green’s sudden realization that they’re the world’s largest software company is already bearing fruit!
Re: Mini Review: Yohane the Parhelion: Numazu in the Mirage (PS5) - Anime Idols Entertain in Easygoing Deckbuilder
Appreciate the review, as I’ve been on the fence about this one, but I believe it’s based on Love Live! Sunshine!! rather than Long Live Sunshine. Just to be pedantic.
Re: New Spider-Man 2 Suits for Huge 7th March Update Revealed, Will Cost $5 at First
@nessisonett Oddly enough, my wife said the same thing when she agreed to go on a first date with me.
Re: PS5, PS4 Is Losing the SEO War Against Its Rivals
@Sakai Don’t worry, I’m sure the good folks at PS aren’t trying to slight the conquering behemoth that is the Switch, truly the Toyota Corolla of gaming. Rather, with Nintendo’s characters being so popular in other forms of media, amusement parks, etc. they likely add a large number of searches that are unrelated or tangential to gaming.
Re: Gallery: Our Favourite Cosplay at MCM Birmingham
This was a nice change of pace on a chilly Sunday. Love Elizabeth’s brooch in the second pic. It’s great that excellent character design can live on through cosplay after the source material has started to fade from (my) memory.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 516
@JamieO Great to see a shout out for Rainbow Islands. Just an absolutely charming game with mechanics that still seem fresh today. Have a great birthday hanging out with Bub and Bob!
Re: Looks Like This Is the New Lara Croft in PS5's Next Tomb Raider
@nessisonett Yes, normal is exactly what I thought too, until I saw people’s reactions and began to question my own sanity. Maybe it’s one of those Magic Eye pictures where if you casually glance at it, it’s an average drawing of Lara Croft, but if you stare at it cross eyed you see Gerard Butler in one of those totally non-homoerotic scenes from 300.
Re: More Than 2,000 New PS5, PS4 Deals Dropped Tantalisingly onto PS Store
@TrannosaurusBex I thought the sequel was on par with if not a bit better than the original game. Also, it’s part of the February Picks PS Stars campaign so you can get 50 extra coin-things if you do wind up taking the plunge.
Re: Mini Review: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (PS1) - Force Pushes the Adventure into Action Adventure
Always a treat to get a JamieO retro review, even for a game that I didn’t play back in the day. My clearest memory of the prequels is skipping out of work early to see The Phantom Menace on opening day, and being wowed by the visuals but pretty let down by just about everything else. The quote about the target audience being 12-year-olds gave me a chuckle since I remember a big plot point being about a trade federation disputing high taxes on certain routes. You know, kid stuff.
Re: Dive into Free PS5, PS4 Racer Disney Speedstorm's Little Mermaid Season Soon
@carlos82 I’ve happily wasted dozens of hours playing it and find that it’s the rare example of a live service game that I really enjoy without feeling like it’s trying to mug me.
Re: Ultrawings 2's PSVR2 Stealth Launch Even Caught Its Developer Off Guard
I picked it up last week after learning about the early release in the comments section of a pretty reliable Playstation website called Tap Triangle or Shove Circle or something. It’s very early going for me, but the game seems pretty robust and does a great job of making you feel like you’re flying. Unfortunately, it also does a great job of making you feel what it’s like to lose control and park your aircraft in the sea, but that’s probably more on me.
Re: Stilt Swaps Hands for Big Springs on PSVR2
@ztpayne7 Oh, you weren’t being negative at all. I was referring to the article about the Rec Room developers deciding against a PSVR2 port, which has been popping up on a bunch of gaming sites.
Re: Stilt Swaps Hands for Big Springs on PSVR2
@ztpayne7 @CaptD Hearing that there’s an Ultrawings 2 made my day. The first one was a pretty amazing experience, so patch or no patch the sequel is going right in the cart. It’s a shame the only VR headline making the rounds is essentially a negative quote, but I guess that makes for better reading than “Sequel to Awesome Flight Game Releases Early.”
Re: Lunar Lander: Beyond Is Atari's Latest Revival of a Classic on PS5, PS4
I loved the Atari Recharged series, and that was just a fresh coat of paint and some tweaks. Based on the trailer Atari Beyond looks like a complete reimagining. It would be great if they could make it a series where different developers could put their own spin on Atari classics.
Re: Remedy and Rockstar's Logos Both Use an 'R', and Take-Two Can't Tell the Difference
For a company whose games feature some truly wonderful art design, Remedy seems to struggle with making an appealing logo. To be fair, though, it is better than the 90’s iteration that made me a bit queasy.
Re: Mini Review: Toy Trains (PSVR2) - Ex-Superhot Devs Deliver Tranquil Train Fun
This caught my eye on the PS store, but I was a little wary because the logo was giving me bargain bin vibes. What can I say, I’m shallow. I’m happy to say that his review did enough to push it on to my wishlist.
Re: Game of the Year: Top 10 PS5, PS4 Soundtracks of 2023
These are my favorite kind of lists because they get me to pay attention to things I may have overlooked and point me towards games I passed over. And also because pointless complaints about year end lists are top five on my year end list of favorite comments to dislike, so this is a win-win for me.
Re: Site News: Submit Your Snaps for the Push Square Community Screenshot Competition
It was nice to see last year’s winners again. That @nessisonett spider man shot still makes me chuckle.
Re: Llamasoft: The Jeff Minter Story Is Digital Eclipse's Next Interactive Documentary
Clearly I have died and gone to retro gaming heaven. Just put my corpse out with the bins on garbage day before it starts to moulder.
Re: The Brilliant Atari 50 Adds 12 More Games in Free Holiday Update, Available Now
@AFCC Atari 50 has a platinum, but it’s a tough one and is sitting at 0.1% earned. Nearly all the trophies are tied to the new reimagined games though.
Re: The Brilliant Atari 50 Adds 12 More Games in Free Holiday Update, Available Now
Oh wow, they threw in a Lynx title too! What a nice early X-mas present. The museum elements and breadth of content really make Atari 50 the high water mark for retro collections.
Re: PlayStation Users Set to Lose Hundreds of TV Shows They Paid For
@PixelDragon Those examples are…a bit arbitrary, but I’ve had some issues with disc rot on older DVDs that have proven hard to replace. I think the lesson is that no matter what you do, entropy always wins.
Re: It's Going to Be a Big Few Days for Virtual Pinball Fans on PS5, PS4
@rockodoodle I just hopped back in to have a look around and it doesn't seem too much different from what I remember. Perhaps a little smoother. Apparently the lighting issue I was griping about is only present on the William's tables, which leads me to believe that it's intentional. To me, Pinball Arcade is still the best way to enjoy the classic tables, anyway. By the way, there are a few tables in the year end sale with reasonable prices.
Re: It's Going to Be a Big Few Days for Virtual Pinball Fans on PS5, PS4
@rockodoodle For a reboot, Pinball FX felt like a bit of a step backwards. All the elements you mentioned, plus the wonky lighting, make me head to the prior version when I need a pinball fix.
Re: PS1 JRPG Fans May Want to Keep an Eye on Arisen Force: Vonimir for PS5, PS4
@Czar_Khastik I was thinking it sounded like Vonimir Pharmaceuticals entry into the men’s supplement market. Surely they could hire some retired athletes to promote it in a slightly uncomfortable way…
Re: Arguably PS5's Best and Worst Games of 2023 Now Have Trials on PS Plus Premium
Must…fight…morbid…curiosity…
Re: Stop the Presses: Xbox Actually Outsold PlayStation in Japan Last Week, But There's a Big Catch
@nessisonett It well could be, but it could also be the current flag used for Japan’s self defense forces, or any number of flags from the 800 years or so leading up to the Meiji restoration.
Re: Embracer COO Announces Departure Following 'Rough' Year for Company
“Well, my work here is done.”, he thought to himself before moving on to ruin the next thing.
Re: The Invincible (PS5) - Hard Sci-Fi Adventure Tells a Good Story
This looks like a really good change of pace game, and the more sciencey science fiction aspect sounds refreshing. Also, the “objectives holding your hand a lot of the time” thing doesn’t seem so bad. Sometimes it’s nice to just hold hands.
Re: Mini Review: Ebenezer and the Invisible World (PS4) - Gorgeous Metroidvania Burdened by (Bah Hum)bugs
That’s a shame. It seemed like a really novel idea…
But (mostly) seriously, I’m be all in for more Dickens games. Maybe a FPS take on Bleak House or an Oliver Twist survival game.
Re: Rumour: The Next Far Cry Game Is an Extraction-Based Multiplayer Shooter with Permadeath
@Voltan I think it’s pronounced “fad.”
Re: Become Unstoppable with Madden NFL 24's Season 2 Superstar Abilities, Angry Runs
Angry runs, huh? Reminds me of that time I undercooked the chorizo..
Re: Jim Ryan Retires as PlayStation Boss in March 2024
Yes, what an awful CEO for having maintained and grown Playstation's market dominance through a generation change all while navigating a pandemic, supply chain shortages, and global inflation. Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.” Until he retires, I guess.
Re: Spooky Fishing Adventure Dredge Gets Boat Customisation in Latest Free Update
@NinjaNicky Yes, once you’ve completed the story, caught all the fish and their monstrous variants, found all the messages in bottles, completed the research projects and upgraded your ship, and finished the side quests, there may be nothing left to do.
Re: Spooky Fishing Adventure Dredge Gets Boat Customisation in Latest Free Update
It took me a little time to get acclimated to how delicate my boat is and how a slight bump can ruin a passenger's day...permanently, but this has become one of my absolute favorites of the year. Just a wonderful combination of mood and mechanics that keeps you wanting to see the next terrible thing lurking beneath the surface.
Re: Eternights (PS5) - A Surprisingly Charming Apocalyptic Dating Sim
That subheading was worth the wait. Also, really looking forward to playing this in all of its slightly shameful glory.
Re: Like a Dragon Gaiden Reveals Its Mini Games, from the Fights to the Kinky
@nessisonett It reminds me of some of the Saturn era live action gravure idol games, which were pretty snazzy for their time. I’m sure it’s not for everyone, but it looks like it features Japan’s most infamous pool, so I’m all in!
Re: Mini Review: Rhapsody: Marl Kingdom Chronicles (PS5) - Musical JRPG Hits a Bum Note
I have fond memories of the first game and am just thrilled that the sequels are being made available, warts and all. Actually, these games are just too cute to have warts. Let’s call them blemishes.
Re: FMV Classic The 7th Guest Arrives on PSVR2 in Time for Halloween
And on to the wishlist it goes! I only vaguely remember the original, but this looks phenomenal. Got a bit of the first time on the Haunted Mansion at Disney vibes.
Re: All Aboard! Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express Stops on PS5, PS4 This October
@deathaxe As much as I enjoy the books, David Suchet is cemented in my mind as Poirot. That series was a wonderful adaptation, even though it too played fast and loose with the source material on occasion. Then again, I’m pretty sure that’s the point of an adaptation. Now if there was just a Captain Hastings game where I could push X to exclaim “I say!”
Re: Microsoft to Sell Activision Blizzard Streaming Rights to Ubisoft in Revised Deal
I found a snippet from a press release about the revised deal that paints a bit of a darker picture: "Alas! I had turned loose into the world a depraved wretch, whose delight was in carnage and misery”
No, wait, that’s about the original Frankenstein, not this new monster.
Re: Everhood: Eternity Edition Brings Highly Acclaimed Musical Adventure to PS5, PS4
@__Seraph Good to know. Thanks!
Re: Everhood: Eternity Edition Brings Highly Acclaimed Musical Adventure to PS5, PS4
I was on board until watching the video and seeing the screen fill up with enough obstacles to make a bullet-hell shooter blush. Still might bite if the frustration to enjoyment ratio isn’t too out of whack.
Re: PS Store Reloads with Almost 2,000 PS5, PS4 Deals
Nice! Seems like a good time to give Red Matter 2 and Star Trek Resurgence a go. I guess it’s going to be a sci-fi end of summer.
Re: Bus Simulator 21 Goes Back to School on PS5, PS4 Later This Month
@Bez87 It’s definitely still a thing here in the states. A fleet of them roam around town here every morning and afternoon creating mini-traffic jams. Many of them are pretty ancient, but then again, so are the people who drive them for the most part.
Re: Bus Simulator 21 Goes Back to School on PS5, PS4 Later This Month
Oh man, I can feel my stomach twist into knots just thinking about trying to find a seat far enough away from the 8th grade bully with the peach fuzz mustache, yet close enough to the cute girl from history class so that I might be able to strike up an awkward conversation. This add on could have easily been a stand alone stealth/horror/dating sim game.
Re: Mini Review: VR Skater (PSVR2) - Practice Makes Perfect in Challenging Skateboard Sim
Younger me would have gone nuts for a game like this, but older me just wants to sit quietly without any limb flailing. Still, nice to see another creative use of the sense controllers.
Re: Round Up: Baldur's Gate 3 Reviews Suggest It's One of the Best RPGs Ever Made
That is some awkward axe grinding in the IGN excerpt. I know that this is not my type of game, but I’m starting to get swept away by the flood of praise that Baldur’s Gate 3 is receiving. I need to find something to buff my impulse control…