Sounds more like it belongs in the Hellraiser discotheque. I am not gona be cruising around to this

It’s got souls UI that’s what always strikes me in that depot I like a bit of artistic endeavor there. Is like they have a that same type of font template too it’s often a big clue at a glance, yes it’s got Donnie Yen motion capture but these chinese tities are often proving generic knockoff style

I love how these what are now fine works of sidescrolling art just materialise on my haldheld no fanfare, I mean jesus they’re coming such a fine art now that’s where it’s really at. May as well be 4k on that mere 8” in fact a game tends to appear more defined there due to it but this combination of aspect of retro vibes is what I truly game for, whilst casuals more interested in cinematic experience their blockbusters fully booked up waiting years in advance I am having the time of it

A week of preload will be ample time?

16TB storage else bust!! For all of my 48bit / 384kHz necessities.

Lisa’s controller is actually a beautiful shade of pearl I like it. Nice trim too probably my favourite; I mean you’ve also got that mesmerising gaze all the while but I don’t wanna ruin her mascara smushing the touchpad nor displace a contact

At least they went out of their way to ensure everyone now more than looks the part, I mean I have seen some of those balrog cuts IRL as a dare I presume they usually just square off at the front either way widow’s peaks are out apparently ..

We can view this as a 10th anniversary developmental celebratory release 🙌 took your frickin time bub

Got his trademark all over it’s Hideous.

@Dan12836666 they’re actually using soulslike as a selling point ha well at least they’re honest, can dodge that bullet

This “survival horror Metroidvania” the twin peaks styled Silver Pines looks glorious on the portal is holding me back from resuming Townfall and Sinking City 2 for the now.

Castlevania and maybe Valor Mortis. Let’s see what is top ranking

@Dominator2885 2.4Ghz band does it no problem now, plenty lads with range / penetration issues fact I had more issues with 5Ghz which was weird .. tested it by the router as well with no wall in the way. Besides best not to free up everything else for the better band so if 2.4Ghz does it just as well seize it

@TrevorKevorson I connect only the portal device to the 2.4Ghz band works brilliant .. as of last week’s update at least but also make sure all other 2.4 access points are disabled bar the router itself obvs so it’s one on one and only then does it function correct. If you’ve to split your bands so be it am getting rid of Sky soon anyways; get a proper modern router and stick with IPTV sub screw that outdated service and gear they shackle you with premium prices.

@MatthewJP Jake n Elwood would like that. “We’re the good creole boys!”

Can we have a Slowcore FM to crawl around to causing massive tailbacks

@Kidfunkadelic83 Horror is the bread and butter of cinema, come on. I consistently see the most tastefully graded picture productions there too for all the schlock horror is where the true cinematography buffs prolly reside

@ear__wig “I just wish playing it didn't so often feel like enduring the twisted machinations of Pinhead himself” bloody hell Game Informer I knew this’d be trash on the gameplay level, looked ropey to me.

@EfYI agreed, it’s not for casuals at all but the relative hardcore. Been gaming even when gone to bed now myself ever since I mounted a Sony Xperia atop a DS with the rickety official mount only Japan seemed to have; no stopping me now for well over a decade.

-hiccups and all but now the latest portal firmware update last wk seems to have coincidentally addressed all jitter for the first time in my remote playing life! Which is how dedicated to the medium I have been, all in for the OLED if this is now true again but I’d appreciate another inch of screen real estate…. some of what’s microtext in death stranding 2 in particular atm is hard work very small. All said feels like some kind of endgame arriving for portal this week; very exciting those of us who swear by the medium………

The portal’s 80% battery limit update this week seems to also have ironed out a few remaining kinks behind the scenes so playing a couple the latest classic sidescroller franchises reimagined Shinobi; Castlevania Belmont all good man all good… is a genuinely smooth operator now bn playing it all week 👍 no blips.

Oh yesh let me at it 💨 Star Wars games always shone at racing ultimately, going back nigh on half a century can’t wait to get this one

Make me a Thrustmaster for leftards 😓gawdsake

I knew when I saw it n mashed that wishlist button great news.

-ops there’s a demo try that first.

Good art n it flows I shall get 👍 nice little samhain season sidescroller for the portal

I saw some live walkthrough there, some strange figures in bedrooms like they’re wrapped in cellophane mysteriously illuminated by a red light. YouTube what’r ya givin me

Waw lookie that it’d make your brown eyes blue.

My brother needs this so bad 😅 may well utilize it myself, who knows ..

I have Doom Dark Ages Onimusha and The Invincible on the go.

Brilliant. This is gona be class man am ready

Jesus Christ that’s incredible. And there was I, saying they should just go for the home run but they’re gonna knock it out of the park either way just go for it rofl last chance to dance for the big instalment in the series I just know they’re gonna send me to cloud cuckoo land with mindnumbing minigames and yet more nonsense such as cait sith’s dungeon just when you think you’re over the hill but hey.

Sure looks purty I’ll give it

The deflect mechanic had me hooked but I didn’t actually finish the game was really a soulsy piece of jank. Not much will have changed the sequel isn’t worth top tier pricing, team ninja need to reevaluate

I’ll lay off for now. Control: Resonant is soon

Da-na-na-na cat-maaaaan

You just made it for that subheader 😂

Great I can remove Anthology from the wishlist

Reserved for my Portal! You know it’s where these sidescrollers shine

I got Onishuma that 9 swung it it’s great. And the crazy dub sort of brings Tenchu vibes

A cromags shirt rofl I’ve got to check this out. Looks alright?!

I love the look of that one should be said. Better than any of the dedicated shooter franchise

Bloody heck this one is taking a while to get out

I missed the fact gameplay footage emerged, or more pertinantly location. Looks to be in the thick of it am buzzing

Don’t think I’ll be getting Onimisha it’s too drab looking even for my taste. And attack is rooted to O button 😬 remap or bust!

You’d think we only had one thumb man, they didn’t show a single right stick interaction in the whole half hour of demonstrating the game. Something in sharp contrast players will be doing in the entire time!! ..as obviously flicking the camera pan about looking around is where the low framerate truly gets shown up to the point of motion sickness.

It’s crazy the time and resources for such trash, some may say it’s a little too real completely defying the reason they game

They can only be banking on the absolute crowd this title attracts being such casuals for the most that it’ll likely make not a blind bit of difference. Else they really do have cinematic delusions

So consider the biggest release on the platform is the one that knowingly won’t do 60fps in advance. I know what I won’t do, make it make cents cos am not buying it

That feels a little forced like meeting contractual obligations. I’ve heard some bad albums in my time man

This blast from the past concept feels so fresh it’s like reinventing the wheel