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Re: TV Show Review: The Last of Us (HBO) Episode 4 - A Heart-Warming Breather

GuyProsciutto

Everything since the quite-good first episode has been a letdown. Everything about it just feels like kinda faceless, generic "prestige TV" (a genre in the decline, as there hasn't been a show of the Sopranos/Deadwood/Mad Men-level quality in years). Like, it's well-acted, well-written, and the production values are there, but it feels more like the show runners are explicitly just trying to make a video game adaptation with a prestige sheen, and aren't bothering too much with justifying why this is different enough from, say, The Walking Dead (which TLOU is admittedly much better than, but has so much in common with, thematically, that this just feels like a retread at times.) Just my two cents. I like the games, and Pascal is pretty good in this, but yeah, it's leaving me cold.

Re: Fleabag's Phoebe Waller-Bridge on Deck for Tomb Raider TV Show

GuyProsciutto

Well, both Lara and Phoebe were born into vast amounts of wealth 99% of the population wouldn't see if they saved every penny they made over a lifetime, and are also the beneficiaries of innumerable elite connections that enabled them to pursue their passions without the threat of failure, so they're pretty similar in my opinion.

Re: Deadpool Deals Big Damage in Marvel's Midnight Suns Next Week

GuyProsciutto

On the one hand, it's a wonderfully fresh spin on turn-based tactics. Firaxis knocked it out of the park, and I was really skeptical about the card-based approach. It works, and it's fun as hell.

On the other hand, though, the writing is absolutely atrocious - I already can't stand the generic MCU approach to dialogue and storytelling, and this has all the worst parts of that cranked to 11. Tony Stark is the most infuriatingly annoying, but the writing on the whole is just terrible.

Re: Heartbreaking God of War Ragnarok Quest Pays a Very Special Tribute

GuyProsciutto

@Finozzi1696 comments like this just scream "lonely, unloved, and bitter". There is no doubt in my mind that you lead a very sad, lifeless existence, and you likely contemplate the meaninglessness of it all fairly regularly, but spend a lot of time leaving angry comments on internet posts in an attempt to push those thoughts way. Therapy or support groups would be a better use of your time.

Re: Hogwarts Legacy Looks Like Another Magical PS5, PS4 Open World

GuyProsciutto

"The conversations look a generation behind something like Horizon Forbidden West, but to be fair, Guerrilla has set a high bar to beat."

What could this possibly be referring to? Graphics or writing? Because if it's the former, Horizon's facial animation is decent, but looks absolutely goofy in comparison to something the TLoU2, and if it's the latter, you must be joking, because the writing in that game is truly terrible.

Re: The Half-Vampire Blade Joins the Growing Marvel's Midnight Suns Roster

GuyProsciutto

Hope this turns out well.

As an aside, Blade deserves better than the MCU. Rewatched the first two Wesley Snipes movies, and as campy as they are, they're infinitely more watchable than the unbearably tedious crap the MCU has been endlessly forcing through the conveyer line for the last several years. There's little doubt that the MCU/Disney flick will be as toothless and generic as the rest of their stuff, with early reports suggesting they're making a bloodless film with a soft PG-13 rating, and their policy of overruling their directors' choices.