bobby_steurer

I really try to stay positive about stuff, but man, this kinda seems like some FART X SHART to me.

@McSavage Your comment, combined with the slow head-turn of the zombie in your PFP, is the perfect level of sass and cracked me up.

I wouldn’t mind a “Happy Dad” theme. Maybe a Heavy Rain 2, where nothing bad happens and you just hang out with your family. Doesn’t even have to be a direct sequel. You could have a spiritual successor called Light Drizzle.

You think anyone would ever create a game about the opposite? Instead of no people where there should be people, what if someone developed a game where there’s too many people? ‘DisneyWorld: The Nightmare Begins’ or something.

Dude, nice! I remember seeing a trailer for this and thought it looked really cool. Seeing a trailer for it on a platform I actually own and still think it looks really cool!

Hehehe dude this looks cool

@dskatter More bounch to the ounch.

Ok, but how many concurrent Jeff Grubbs does Luca Marinelli have on Steam?

Think deeply before you speak.

@Oram77 We need a fun name for gamin’ gooners. Maybe Goonba?

Next article:

‘Analytics firms and industry insiders confirm that DOOM: The Dark Ages may not have actually been released at all. Game Pass, Steam numbers linked to another game.’

Next article after that:

‘Tech firm concludes that DOOM: The Dark Ages has sold more units than Switch, PS2 consoles combined. A beloved game outpacing all media, all-time.’

@Otalicious Hope you absolutely CRUSH the exam! 💪🏻

Thanks for the great review. I’m really looking forward to this one.

@Oprahs_cellulite You banged well, Oprah’s Celly.

@Oprahs_cellulite Your comment, when read in the context of your username being “Oprah’s Cellulite,” cracked me up so hard that I nearly choked on a piece of rice. (I don’t mean that in a mean/negative way. The dichotomy between the two just struck a chuckle-nerve!)

Rats. Sad to hear it. Hey, still has a pretty sick name though.

That’s pretty dang cool. These games came out during a time that I wasn’t playing at all. It’ll be neat to experience for the first time like this.

@naruball You have a good heart. I’m the opposite - anytime I’ve played UD, I’ve tried to eliminate as many characters as possible. Ha!

@Pushsquarian I read that as a bunch of legs farting on a cat, and then getting ill from it.

Is it weird that….I totally understood?

@CielloArc “We are completely embarrassed to reveal this heaping pile of trash to you today. Please sit back and don’t enjoy the first twenty minutes of in-game footage.”

@Colour I’m personally waiting for the PS5 Pro Enhanced version. If I’m not strokin’ at a solid 60fps, then I’m not strokin’ at all.

Are they not able to ollie>>sticker-slap the hole where all these leaks are leaking from?

Crazy what PSSR can do.

@Czar_Khastik I think I can speak to at least one of those points. Dataminers recently discovered in upcoming patch notes that Hakoom is getting PS5 Pro enhanced at some point in early 2025.

“We want our millions of Yakuzers around the world to know that it’s not the size of your install that matters. Rather, it’s what you can do with it. We firmly believe that all discs are equal in their ability to please - whether you’re a grower-not-a-shower that evolves over time, or a big, honkin’ 80 gig mammoth. The importance is fun…whatever that means for you in the moment.”
-Nagoshi

What a fun idea.

I’d be interested in seeing a mod that extracts all of the dialogue from the game completely, but still keeps cutscenes. So, characters just kind of look at each other for a long, uncomfortable amount of time.

It’s not that I dislike the dialogue. I just….wanna see that.

@Northern_munkey “Much like practicing guitar could lead to you being a better guitarist; and doing your laundry could lead to cleaner clothes; so, too, could the release of this electronic device lead to the slightly more refined next electronic device.”

@tameshiyaku Dude, I’m holding out for the PS Plus Supremium tier, which adds an additional $5 just to turn the console on. Throw on an extra $2 if you want to change the “beep” sound.

@Yousef- Without an upgrade path.

I told my wife the snitch got nerfed and now she thinks I’ve joined a gang. Help.

@Northern_munkey @flaming_kaiser I’m with you guys on this one. Would need to see a bit more, but this is also looking cool to me.

What if it’s just a brand new IP called “A Big One at Least?”

I’m really grateful for this post and all the comments. For whatever reason, I’ve been drawn recently to try out all things rogue and rogue-ish. Never have before. Thanks, all, for your expertise and picks.

@dellyrascal Same here. I hope they can replicate the tension of the movie’s suppressed fart scene.

I don’t know why but any time I see “shmup” lately, I read it as “shrimp.”

That’s…all I’ve got.

@RobN I know they’d never do that, but duuuuude, how SICK would a PS5 paddle controller be?

Now I know y’all be lovin’ this mod right here.

@CharlieChooChoo Limp Blizzkit

@thechetearly I like your profile photo, dude. I haven’t thought of that album in a while.