I wouldn’t mind a “Happy Dad” theme. Maybe a Heavy Rain 2, where nothing bad happens and you just hang out with your family. Doesn’t even have to be a direct sequel. You could have a spiritual successor called Light Drizzle.
You think anyone would ever create a game about the opposite? Instead of no people where there should be people, what if someone developed a game where there’s too many people? ‘DisneyWorld: The Nightmare Begins’ or something.
Dude, nice! I remember seeing a trailer for this and thought it looked really cool. Seeing a trailer for it on a platform I actually own and still think it looks really cool!
‘Analytics firms and industry insiders confirm that DOOM: The Dark Ages may not have actually been released at all. Game Pass, Steam numbers linked to another game.’
Next article after that:
‘Tech firm concludes that DOOM: The Dark Ages has sold more units than Switch, PS2 consoles combined. A beloved game outpacing all media, all-time.’
@Oprahs_cellulite Your comment, when read in the context of your username being “Oprah’s Cellulite,” cracked me up so hard that I nearly choked on a piece of rice. (I don’t mean that in a mean/negative way. The dichotomy between the two just struck a chuckle-nerve!)
@CielloArc “We are completely embarrassed to reveal this heaping pile of trash to you today. Please sit back and don’t enjoy the first twenty minutes of in-game footage.”
@Czar_Khastik I think I can speak to at least one of those points. Dataminers recently discovered in upcoming patch notes that Hakoom is getting PS5 Pro enhanced at some point in early 2025.
“We want our millions of Yakuzers around the world to know that it’s not the size of your install that matters. Rather, it’s what you can do with it. We firmly believe that all discs are equal in their ability to please - whether you’re a grower-not-a-shower that evolves over time, or a big, honkin’ 80 gig mammoth. The importance is fun…whatever that means for you in the moment.”
-Nagoshi
I’d be interested in seeing a mod that extracts all of the dialogue from the game completely, but still keeps cutscenes. So, characters just kind of look at each other for a long, uncomfortable amount of time.
It’s not that I dislike the dialogue. I just….wanna see that.
@Northern_munkey “Much like practicing guitar could lead to you being a better guitarist; and doing your laundry could lead to cleaner clothes; so, too, could the release of this electronic device lead to the slightly more refined next electronic device.”
@tameshiyaku Dude, I’m holding out for the PS Plus Supremium tier, which adds an additional $5 just to turn the console on. Throw on an extra $2 if you want to change the “beep” sound.
I’m really grateful for this post and all the comments. For whatever reason, I’ve been drawn recently to try out all things rogue and rogue-ish. Never have before. Thanks, all, for your expertise and picks.
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I really try to stay positive about stuff, but man, this kinda seems like some FART X SHART to me.
Re: PSN Among Dozens of Other Online Services Recovering from AWS Outage
@McSavage Your comment, combined with the slow head-turn of the zombie in your PFP, is the perfect level of sass and cracked me up.
Re: Talking Point: Are You Getting Sick of Sony's Supposedly 'Samey' Approach to Story Telling?
I wouldn’t mind a “Happy Dad” theme. Maybe a Heavy Rain 2, where nothing bad happens and you just hang out with your family. Doesn’t even have to be a direct sequel. You could have a spiritual successor called Light Drizzle.
Re: Creepy Viral Hit POOLS Takes the Plunge on PS5 in November, Playable Demo Out Now
You think anyone would ever create a game about the opposite? Instead of no people where there should be people, what if someone developed a game where there’s too many people? ‘DisneyWorld: The Nightmare Begins’ or something.
Re: Satisfactory, the Popular Open World Factory-Building Game, Is Finally Coming to PS5
Dude, nice! I remember seeing a trailer for this and thought it looked really cool. Seeing a trailer for it on a platform I actually own and still think it looks really cool!
Re: Henry Halfhead Is Probably the Most Unusual PS5 Game You'll See Today
Hehehe dude this looks cool
Re: Official Ghost of Yotei Popcorn Bucket Triggers Tedious Takes on PS5 Exclusives
@dskatter More bounch to the ounch.
Re: Even Death Stranding 2's Luca Marinelli Was Fooled by His Solid Snake Appearance
Ok, but how many concurrent Jeff Grubbs does Luca Marinelli have on Steam?
Re: Borderlands 4 Boss Writes Grovelling Apology for Implying 'Real Fans' Will Pay $80 for PS5 Game
Think deeply before you speak.
Re: Stellar Blade PS5, PC Fans Are Already Simping Over New Boss Character Scarlet
@Oram77 We need a fun name for gamin’ gooners. Maybe Goonba?
Re: Analytics Firm Predicts Paltry Full-Price Sales for DOOM: The Dark Ages on PS5
Next article:
‘Analytics firms and industry insiders confirm that DOOM: The Dark Ages may not have actually been released at all. Game Pass, Steam numbers linked to another game.’
Next article after that:
‘Tech firm concludes that DOOM: The Dark Ages has sold more units than Switch, PS2 consoles combined. A beloved game outpacing all media, all-time.’
Re: Sony Makes Stellar Blade Complete Edition for PS5, PC Official, Some Outfits Revealed
@Otalicious Hope you absolutely CRUSH the exam! 💪🏻
Re: The Precinct (PS5) - GTA-Style Sandbox Is a Dynamic, Addictive Cop Movie Homage
Thanks for the great review. I’m really looking forward to this one.
Re: GTA 6 Trailer 2 Is Finally Here, PS5 Graphics Are Jaw-Dropping
@Oprahs_cellulite You banged well, Oprah’s Celly.
Re: GTA 6 Trailer 2 Is Finally Here, PS5 Graphics Are Jaw-Dropping
@Oprahs_cellulite Your comment, when read in the context of your username being “Oprah’s Cellulite,” cracked me up so hard that I nearly choked on a piece of rice. (I don’t mean that in a mean/negative way. The dichotomy between the two just struck a chuckle-nerve!)
Re: Mini Review: Captain Blood (PS5) - PS2-Era Hack and Slasher Is a Total Shipwreck
Rats. Sad to hear it. Hey, still has a pretty sick name though.
Re: Gears of War: Reloaded Remasters the Original Game This August, Confirmed for PS5
That’s pretty dang cool. These games came out during a time that I wasn’t playing at all. It’ll be neat to experience for the first time like this.
Re: PS Plus Essential Game for May 2025 Possibly Leaked Early
@naruball You have a good heart. I’m the opposite - anytime I’ve played UD, I’ve tried to eliminate as many characters as possible. Ha!
Re: Free-to-Play Shooter FragPunk Finally Comes to PS5 Later This Month
@Pushsquarian I read that as a bunch of legs farting on a cat, and then getting ill from it.
Is it weird that….I totally understood?
Re: Intergalactic PS5 Is Playable Internally and Incredible, According to Naughty Dog
@CielloArc “We are completely embarrassed to reveal this heaping pile of trash to you today. Please sit back and don’t enjoy the first twenty minutes of in-game footage.”
Re: PS5, PS4 Fans Baffled by Sony's Decision to Promote Shovelware
@Colour I’m personally waiting for the PS5 Pro Enhanced version. If I’m not strokin’ at a solid 60fps, then I’m not strokin’ at all.
Re: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 Release Date, Pre-Order Details Leak Ahead of Official Unveiling
Are they not able to ollie>>sticker-slap the hole where all these leaks are leaking from?
Re: PS5, PS4 Users Over-Represented in 2024 Pornhub Console Traffic Share
Crazy what PSSR can do.
Re: Veteran Trophy Hunter Hakoom Quits PlayStation Over Alleged Account Suspension Storm
@Czar_Khastik I think I can speak to at least one of those points. Dataminers recently discovered in upcoming patch notes that Hakoom is getting PS5 Pro enhanced at some point in early 2025.
Re: Game Size Not as Important as It Used to Be, Says Yakuza Creator
“We want our millions of Yakuzers around the world to know that it’s not the size of your install that matters. Rather, it’s what you can do with it. We firmly believe that all discs are equal in their ability to please - whether you’re a grower-not-a-shower that evolves over time, or a big, honkin’ 80 gig mammoth. The importance is fun…whatever that means for you in the moment.”
-Nagoshi
Re: Random: PS2's Iconic Operating System Becomes Survival Horror in Upcoming Indie
What a fun idea.
Re: Random: God of War Ragnarok PC Mod Removes Thousands of 'Helpful' Dialogue Lines
I’d be interested in seeing a mod that extracts all of the dialogue from the game completely, but still keeps cutscenes. So, characters just kind of look at each other for a long, uncomfortable amount of time.
It’s not that I dislike the dialogue. I just….wanna see that.
Re: Tech Experts Reckon PS5 Pro Could Help Pave the Way to PS6
@Northern_munkey “Much like practicing guitar could lead to you being a better guitarist; and doing your laundry could lead to cleaner clothes; so, too, could the release of this electronic device lead to the slightly more refined next electronic device.”
Re: PS5 Firmware Update Annoys with Unwanted Deluge of Ads, News Feed
@tameshiyaku Dude, I’m holding out for the PS Plus Supremium tier, which adds an additional $5 just to turn the console on. Throw on an extra $2 if you want to change the “beep” sound.
Re: What Time Is PlayStation's State of Play?
@Yousef- Without an upgrade path.
Re: Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions' Snitch Has Been Dramatically Nerfed on PS5, PS4
I told my wife the snitch got nerfed and now she thinks I’ve joined a gang. Help.
Re: Never Has a Game Looked So Good Yet So Jank as PS5's Neo Berlin 2087
@Northern_munkey @flaming_kaiser I’m with you guys on this one. Would need to see a bit more, but this is also looking cool to me.
Re: Rumour: Xbox to Announce a 'Big' Game Coming to PS5 at Gamescom
What if it’s just a brand new IP called “A Big One at Least?”
Re: Poll: Rate Your Favourite PS5 Roguelike Games
I’m really grateful for this post and all the comments. For whatever reason, I’ve been drawn recently to try out all things rogue and rogue-ish. Never have before. Thanks, all, for your expertise and picks.
Re: A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead Wants to Make Some Noise for 17th October Release
@dellyrascal Same here. I hope they can replicate the tension of the movie’s suppressed fart scene.
Re: Legendary Shmup Series Raiden Will Be Reborn As a Twin-Stick Shooter on PS5, PS4
I don’t know why but any time I see “shmup” lately, I read it as “shrimp.”
That’s…all I’ve got.
Re: Atari 50 Enhanced Adds Another 39 Titles to Excellent PS5, PS4 Collection
@RobN I know they’d never do that, but duuuuude, how SICK would a PS5 paddle controller be?
Re: Random: Feared Lost, Fallout New Vegas Fred Durst Mod Resurfaces
Now I know y’all be lovin’ this mod right here.
Re: Microsoft's Recent Layoffs Contradict Activision Blizzard Buyout Pledges, Says FTC
@CharlieChooChoo Limp Blizzkit
Re: Until Dawn PS5, PC Will Boast Fresh Locations and an All-New Camera
@thechetearly I like your profile photo, dude. I haven’t thought of that album in a while.