Ichiban

Ichiban

Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

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Re: Horizon Zero Dawn PS5 Wins Over PlayStation Fans

Ichiban

I loved the reactions! Before the show: "omg ***** these remasters, that's all we get is remasters ***** ass poop"
After the show: OMG did you see that remaster?!! Holy ***** take my testicles!! Even though I've had particular game in my collection for 20 years & could play it at any point. OMG *****!!"

Re: Rumour: PS5 Pro Design Seemingly Leaked

Ichiban

Looks like the current PS5 with 2 more stripes. I was hoping for something a bit more....less ugly? But who cares I'm still getting one.
(Yeah yeah have at me lol Blah blah unnecessary console blah blah the kids need new shoes zippidi do dah)

Re: Concord PS5, PC Will Reportedly Require a PSN Account to Play

Ichiban

Remember when the PS3 had multiplayer experiences such as Starhawk, with air, land, & ground battles occurring at the same time. Now with the power of the PS5, we get a bog standard 5v5 shooter. No destruction, no variety, just a bunch of wise cracking potatoes slapping into each other. Its a pretty sad really

Re: Poll: Are You Hyped for Summer Game Fest 2024?

Ichiban

Nope. It's all rubbish compared to the old e3 shows.
Now we have Geoff's shows which feel like a mix of the nickelodeon kids choice awards and the home shopping network & abysmal state of plays.
I could never understand why so many were happy for e3 going away, hope you're happy, I blame you!