Astro Bot is the shining light this holiday season. The rest, despite a couple of somewhat interesting titles, is quite bland & predictable it's depressing!
Remember when the PS3 had multiplayer experiences such as Starhawk, with air, land, & ground battles occurring at the same time. Now with the power of the PS5, we get a bog standard 5v5 shooter. No destruction, no variety, just a bunch of wise cracking potatoes slapping into each other. Its a pretty sad really
Nope. It's all rubbish compared to the old e3 shows. Now we have Geoff's shows which feel like a mix of the nickelodeon kids choice awards and the home shopping network & abysmal state of plays. I could never understand why so many were happy for e3 going away, hope you're happy, I blame you!
I recently finished Evil West & can definitely recommend it. Robocop is a no brainer at that price, excellent game. C'mon everyone, treat yourself to something fun & different instead of the usual Final Fantasy, Spiderman, Assassin's Creed boring bloatfests. You deserve it!
Why does everything need its own day? How about 'Shut Your Trap & Don't Say Anything Until You Have Something To Show Day'? We could make that everyday!
Its easily the best looking game I've ever played. Absolutely incredible, & its nice to see the Series X flex its muscle finally. I've enjoyed what I've played so far, it's quite an experience.
Eh I'm not interested because I think Ubisoft & most big western developed games are just ***** these days. Though I do enjoy watching you guys eat each other in the comments over it all😄
I'm so glad we have such great industry insiders, giving us a heads up on an event that Sony have held around the same time for the last few years now. Where would we be without them?! The caterpillar from Labyrinth told me that Herman Hulst's VR Workout will be the "One Last Thing" of the show.
Good. ***** excuse aside, I'm glad they're doing the right thing. The people who want this stuff censored don't even play or have any interest in video games, ***** em.
This is what the PS5 Pro actually is, a self playing PS5 console. Original PS5 owners have the option of using the analogue option, where a Sony employee wearing a black shirt with 'PS5 Pro' in bold white will appear at your door. They will then finish the game for you, no matter how long it takes. The PS5 Pro is apparently a massive hit with the games review media, who like as little gameplay as possible when reviewing games, with many praising the potential for increased future soy latte consumption as "slayin it bro".
As if Ubisoft + modern Star Wars wasn't enough of a turn off, the game just looks crap let's be honest. The animation & lip syncing looks straight out of Thunderbirds or Team America, its so bad it's hilarious! But are these crazy priced tiers perhaps the result of having to shell out for the Star Wars licence? Because I have zero sympathy for these moronic companies saying games cost too much to make, then announcing 1000 Marvel & Star Wars games. Pardon the rant, it's been a day!
Ugh. This is why big budget western games suck now. Marvel, open world, Marvel, Star Wars, open world, etc. Its just so boring! Thank god for the Japanese devs, they've been bringing it this gen.
These sales remind of how much junk there is on the ps store. Sack racing simulator? John Fart?! Its almost as bad as the Switch storefront. Some quality control would go a long way. I'm pretty sure Colin would do it for free!
Oh yeah, they're all coming, no doubt about it. Perhaps once they're done they could gracefully exit the console business & leave that position to open to another company who actually gives a damn.
Sorry guys, but it seems that Larian has adopted your old role of industry good guy. Best to keep your head down, let your games do the talking, & remember the good times.
Started Dragon's Dogma 2, which is good so far. Defeating an orge by hurling a bolder at his ass has been a highlight (that slow motion death animation was just hilarious!) Also started Helldivers 2 co-op, which was also a hilariously fun time! On top of that played through Cotton Fantasy a few times. Haven't played this much in a while, it's been awesome!
I'm looking forward to Sand Land, looks like alot of fun. It should have a spot on the podium, rather than the re-release of Xenoverse 2, that's just odd lol
I'm sure the licensing fees for all the Marvel, DC and Star Wars games in development weren't cheap either. Most of which I believe will flop & destroy studios. All to chase a trend that died 5 years before development even began. Decisions like that baffle me lol
@get2sammyb perhaps you could buy it for a friend? That way you get the thrill of the bargain, but don't have to worry about sacrificing any of your time playing it!
LBP will return, as a gritty 3rd person, over the shoulder action adventure. Sack boy will team up with Sack son on an epic journey to retrieve a sacred sack lunch, where they learn as much about each other as they do about themselves. (Mature rating, with a very high thread count)
My insane belief is that all these random superhero games are going to be costly failures. I hope I'm right, it'd be nice to see some creativity back in the AAA scene. Throw all the Star Wars games in the pile too, ugh....
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Re: PS5 Open Worlder Star Wars Outlaws Goes Gold Ahead of August Release
Visions Of Mana over this uncreative slop anyday.
Re: Feature: Push Square Readers' 20 Most Anticipated PS5 Games for the Second Half of 2024
Astro Bot is the shining light this holiday season. The rest, despite a couple of somewhat interesting titles, is quite bland & predictable it's depressing!
Re: Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster Out for PS5 on 19th September
@jFug To be the fairest, the PS4 version of DR1 is perfectly playable on PS5.
Re: Talking Point: What's Your Most Anticipated PS5 Game for the Second Half of 2024?
I'm looking forward to Visions Of Mana, Life Is Strange & Astrobot.
Re: Poll: Was Summer Game Fest 2024 Great or a Letdown?
E3 was the *****. This is just *****
Re: Concord PS5, PC Will Reportedly Require a PSN Account to Play
Remember when the PS3 had multiplayer experiences such as Starhawk, with air, land, & ground battles occurring at the same time. Now with the power of the PS5, we get a bog standard 5v5 shooter. No destruction, no variety, just a bunch of wise cracking potatoes slapping into each other. Its a pretty sad really
Re: Poll: Are You Hyped for Summer Game Fest 2024?
Nope. It's all rubbish compared to the old e3 shows.
Now we have Geoff's shows which feel like a mix of the nickelodeon kids choice awards and the home shopping network & abysmal state of plays.
I could never understand why so many were happy for e3 going away, hope you're happy, I blame you!
Re: Over 500 Massive PS5, PS4 Games Discounted As Days of Play Gets Underway
I recently finished Evil West & can definitely recommend it. Robocop is a no brainer at that price, excellent game.
C'mon everyone, treat yourself to something fun & different instead of the usual Final Fantasy, Spiderman, Assassin's Creed boring bloatfests. You deserve it!
Re: Mad Max Dev Fires Back Following Furioso Director George Miller's Kojima Comments
The Max Max game was great fun, tear assing around the desert in a beast, great stuff!
The new movie looks like ***** though
Re: Three Years Later, Dragon Quest 12 Is Still Nowhere to Be Seen on Dragon Quest Day
Why does everything need its own day?
How about 'Shut Your Trap & Don't Say Anything Until You Have Something To Show Day'? We could make that everyday!
Re: Soapbox: Once a PS4 Console Exclusive, PS5 Players Are Missing a Visual Stunner in Hellblade 2
Its easily the best looking game I've ever played. Absolutely incredible, & its nice to see the Series X flex its muscle finally. I've enjoyed what I've played so far, it's quite an experience.
Re: Assassin's Creed Shadows Reveal Trailer Is Already the Most Disliked in Series History
Eh I'm not interested because I think Ubisoft & most big western developed games are just ***** these days.
Though I do enjoy watching you guys eat each other in the comments over it all😄
Re: More Xbox Layoffs Reportedly Inbound as Company Attempts to Cut Costs
Dang, I accidentally clicked on Pure Xbox again...
Hang on, this IS Push Square? You'll have to forgive me, its hard to tell at the minute.
Re: It Really Sounds Like the Next Glut of Big PS5 Reveals Is Coming Soon
I'm so glad we have such great industry insiders, giving us a heads up on an event that Sony have held around the same time for the last few years now. Where would we be without them?!
The caterpillar from Labyrinth told me that Herman Hulst's VR Workout will be the "One Last Thing" of the show.
Re: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Sales Remain Muted in the USA, Compared to Past Games
My favourite part of this game is seeing people taking the sales numbers personally, like someone insulted their mother or something😅
Re: PS5 Sensation Stellar Blade Has One of the Highest User Ratings Ever
It's just nice to something new in the AAA space, after what feels like an eternity of sequels & remakes.
Re: Sexy Lara Croft Posters Will Return in Next Tomb Raider Remastered Patch
Good. ***** excuse aside, I'm glad they're doing the right thing. The people who want this stuff censored don't even play or have any interest in video games, ***** em.
Re: Stellar Blade PS5 Fans Irate Over Alleged Censorship
I signed it. Eat me
Re: Atari Revives Classic Video Game Brand Infogrames
Gotta give Atari props, they've been making some really positive changes lately.
I think this sounds great!
Re: Latest Sony Patent Wants to Take the Grind Out of Games by Playing Them For You
This is what the PS5 Pro actually is, a self playing PS5 console.
Original PS5 owners have the option of using the analogue option, where a Sony employee wearing a black shirt with 'PS5 Pro' in bold white will appear at your door. They will then finish the game for you, no matter how long it takes.
The PS5 Pro is apparently a massive hit with the games review media, who like as little gameplay as possible when reviewing games, with many praising the potential for increased future soy latte consumption as "slayin it bro".
Re: Ubisoft Responds to Star Wars Outlaws Exclusive Jabba the Hutt Boondoggle
As if Ubisoft + modern Star Wars wasn't enough of a turn off, the game just looks crap let's be honest. The animation & lip syncing looks straight out of Thunderbirds or Team America, its so bad it's hilarious!
But are these crazy priced tiers perhaps the result of having to shell out for the Star Wars licence? Because I have zero sympathy for these moronic companies saying games cost too much to make, then announcing 1000 Marvel & Star Wars games. Pardon the rant, it's been a day!
Re: Job Listing Confirms EA's Black Panther Game Is Open World
Ugh. This is why big budget western games suck now. Marvel, open world, Marvel, Star Wars, open world, etc.
Its just so boring! Thank god for the Japanese devs, they've been bringing it this gen.
Re: Stellar Blade's Demo Had Way More Daily Active Players Than Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth's
Maybe people are simply hungry for something new? I know I am
Re: Confusion as Duelling Reports Confirm/Deny Existence of Dead Space 2 Remake
I heard that idea of creating a new entry caused the team to spontaneously combust
Re: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Reportedly 'Completely Redone', Still a Ways Off
So its a re-remake? They should put that on the cover. Y'all love your remakes?.....well here's a re-remake!!
Re: A Further 2,000 Major PS5, PS4 Games Are on Sale Right Now
These sales remind of how much junk there is on the ps store. Sack racing simulator? John Fart?! Its almost as bad as the Switch storefront. Some quality control would go a long way.
I'm pretty sure Colin would do it for free!
Re: $130 Version of Star Wars Outlaws Under Fire as Ubisoft Prices Increase
I'm hearing that physical copies will require an internet connection to install. Something to be aware of for those with slow internet.
Re: Suicide Squad Woes Continue As Hackers Make Free with Unreleased Character, Skins
I'd love to see a flip of the script. Justice League: Kills The Insufferable *****
C'mon hackers we believe in you!
Re: Dragon Quest 12 Still MIA as Series Producer Is Reassigned at Square Enix
@UltimateOtaku91 ohh man my heart sank when reading your comment, but you're probably right.
Re: Sea of Thieves Reportedly a 'Key Test' for More Xbox Games on PS5
Oh yeah, they're all coming, no doubt about it.
Perhaps once they're done they could gracefully exit the console business & leave that position to open to another company who actually gives a damn.
Re: Stellar Blade Director Recommends Players Wear Clothes, Where Possible
Looking forward to the reviews on this one, I'm sure they'll be a good laugh😅(Looking at you IGN France!🥴😭)
Re: Ubisoft Forward Is the Next Summer Gaming Event to Mark on Your Calendar
I'd rather share a bunk bed with Lizzo than watch this
Re: Older Live Service Titles Take Up Over 60% of Overall Playtime, Report Says
Multiplayer games are the most played?! GTFO!!
Re: Rumour: Prince of Persia Roguelite in Development at Dead Cells Studio
Would've guessed they're working on a Castlevania. But, hey if this works out see how they go with Rayman, maybe? Please??
Re: Rumour: Sony to Host Big PlayStation Event Next Month
Fingers crossed for Spider-Man 2 remastered, it's been long enough!
Re: Microtransactions Don't Belong in a Single Player Game, Says The Witcher Dev
Sorry guys, but it seems that Larian has adopted your old role of industry good guy. Best to keep your head down, let your games do the talking, & remember the good times.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 522
Started Dragon's Dogma 2, which is good so far. Defeating an orge by hurling a bolder at his ass has been a highlight (that slow motion death animation was just hilarious!)
Also started Helldivers 2 co-op, which was also a hilariously fun time!
On top of that played through Cotton Fantasy a few times.
Haven't played this much in a while, it's been awesome!
Re: Upcoming PS5 Games for April and May 2024
I'm looking forward to Sand Land, looks like alot of fun. It should have a spot on the podium, rather than the re-release of Xenoverse 2, that's just odd lol
Re: Almost 4,000 Huge PS5, PS4 Games Discounted in Wallet Loosening Spring Sale
70% off every Cotton game?! Woo hoo!! Outta the way jerkass!!
Re: Poll: Are You Playing Dragon's Dogma 2?
Just waiting for my copy to arrive in the mail. I've taken a few weeks off gaming, so I'm ready to dig into this!
Re: Chrono Odyssey Is One of Those Korean MMOs That May or May Not Actually Exist
I'll take a fake game announcement over another Marvel or Star Wars game announcement!
Re: Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra the Official Name of Amy Hennig's Marvel Game, Out in 2025
Dead on arrival
Re: Japan Sales Charts: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Tops, But Doesn't Even Come Close to Remake
Fresh air is great. Perhaps we should all walk outside together & experience it?
For some of you this is not an option: MOVE IT!!
Re: MLB The Show 24 Adds Female Ballplayers to RPG-Inspired Road to the Show
Can I play as woman who identifies as a man? I want MY story represented. That's all that matters after all. Unlock my dreams.
Re: Reaction: What Is Happening to the Video Games Industry and Why Are There So Many Layoffs?
I'm sure the licensing fees for all the Marvel, DC and Star Wars games in development weren't cheap either.
Most of which I believe will flop & destroy studios. All to chase a trend that died 5 years before development even began.
Decisions like that baffle me lol
Re: Big PS5, PS4 Games Are a Pittance with PS Plus This Weekend
@get2sammyb perhaps you could buy it for a friend? That way you get the thrill of the bargain, but don't have to worry about sacrificing any of your time playing it!
Re: Leaked LittleBigPlanet Hub PS3 Footage Is a Blast from the Past
LBP will return, as a gritty 3rd person, over the shoulder action adventure. Sack boy will team up with Sack son on an epic journey to retrieve a sacred sack lunch, where they learn as much about each other as they do about themselves. (Mature rating, with a very high thread count)
Re: The Last of Us 2 Remastered Europe's Best-Selling New Game of January, PS5 Sales Up
Removed
Re: Site News: Where's Our Suicide Squad PS5 Review?
My insane belief is that all these random superhero games are going to be costly failures. I hope I'm right, it'd be nice to see some creativity back in the AAA scene. Throw all the Star Wars games in the pile too, ugh....
Re: Lee's Moves Are Looking Marvellous In Tekken 8 Character Trailer
Half of those moves are probably locked behind a DLC paywall