Gosh darn it Square Enix, you nearly had it all. Dragon Quest Heroes by itself was a quick, memorable, and easy name to write a dozen times over, and now you've gone and ruined it by giving the action role-playing game a gigantic subtitle for its Western release.

Sure, the Japanese version's got a big old sub as well, but did we really need this unnecessary burden? It sounds petty, we know, and to an extent, it is, but you really need to realise that writing Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree's Woe and the Blight Below every single time a new trailer comes out or new screenshots are released is just going to make our admittedly cushy lives that much more strenuous. At least it rhymes, we suppose.

Furthermore, we'll have to go and change the title on the site's game page now, too. God have mercy on us all.

[via dualshockers.com, vg247.com]