I'm sure as certain that somewhere in a darkened room, with only a low humming monitor illuminating the inky moral blackness of the fanboy there'll be an issue made out of the fact that green is at the front of the car whilst the blue brings up the rear.
Hollywood is so desperate to plunder the video game market in order to turn a profit. There's an Outrun movie due to dribble out of a director's derriere in the future which shows how flimsy a video game movie plot can be.
Returnal still stands as the best game this generation on any system in my opinion so I'm eager to see how Saros will fare when it goes up against it's elder sister. Can't wait to get a more in depth view of the art direction and core gameplay.
Why the deuce have MS released everything all in such a short time span? This, Forza, Indy, Oblivion and Doom in a few weeks. It'd be nice to think this shines in regards to sales but it might end up getting swamped by the bigger hitters.
The current state of world affairs is thoroughly depressing enough so I'm not choosing to watch a thoroughly depressing and rather nihilistic show so as to not sink oneself further into the abyssal depths of moribund emotions. It'll have to wait for now.
Very much deserved foe Asobi and without sounding too pessimistic on Ninja Theory it was good that it wasn't lavished with accolades. HB2 was fundamentally flawed as a video game.
From what I played last night it felt like an inferior Doom clone with a sci-fi aesthetic. Certainly not unplayable but nowhere near as satisfying as id Software's recent offerings.
They need to write a character with some actual depth if they want to turn this series into something worthwhile. Aloy's frightfully bland as a protagonist.
Women do possess breasts of all shapes and sizes. Isnt' that true diversity?? We shouldn't deny their right to exist (I'm getting into very dubious territory here) I'd fully expect varying sizes of member if the male version of this ever gets made for women to enjoy. Kratos or Joel for the biggest Cumberland?
I can't think of an iconic video game character that's less suited to star in a movie adaptation. Link is you the player. He's a vessel and has no real traits other than your own. That's why you could change his name.
Considering the image of Nintendo as some wonderful family friendly company they've sure got some weird stuff on their store. A big boob pinball game from the Senran Kagura team isnt something I think families would huddle round the screen to enjoy.
Well I sincerely hope it's a duration of time that's focused on new and unique gameplay rather than time spent on making the cut scenes indistinguishable from a movie.
Some comments have been aired that even if it was a 12 hour nigh on flawless experience it doesn't justify the cost. I find that illogical as it thus leads you to assume that an 80 hour boring, generic slog fest that you hate IS value for money.
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Re: The Precinct (PS5) - GTA-Style Sandbox Is a Dynamic, Addictive Cop Movie Homage
Is Cordell a nod to the Maniac Cop films? I'm sure Robert Z'Dar who plays the cop is named Matt Cordell
Re: PS5, Xbox on Speaking Terms in New Forza Horizon 5 Car Design
I'm sure as certain that somewhere in a darkened room, with only a low humming monitor illuminating the inky moral blackness of the fanboy there'll be an issue made out of the fact that green is at the front of the car whilst the blue brings up the rear.
Re: Stellar Blade Dev Shows Off Silky Smooth Steam Deck Gameplay
@Futureshark Considering the comment deletion I'd imagine PS Googled her too!!
Re: Stellar Blade Dev Shows Off Silky Smooth Steam Deck Gameplay
Removed
Re: DOOM: The Dark Ages (PS5) - Medieval Mashup Slows Down for FPS Excellence
Looks aMACEing
Re: Unsurprisingly, Final Fantasy 7 Remake's Future May Not Be PS5 Exclusive
After that colossal goat cluck of an ending in Rebirth I'll probably skip the last part anyway.
Re: Leaked MindsEye PS5 Gameplay Has Fans Giving GTA Veteran's Latest the Side Eye
'Faux Pen' is a bit of a faux pas
Re: Gallery: New GTA 6 Screenshots Look Utterly Outstanding
Image 40 got a smile from me
Re: Watch as Astro Bot Speedrun Tears Up PS5's Super Polished Platformer
He knows how to pay the bills with those skills
Re: Best Remakes and Remasters on PS5
The fantastic Demon's Souls remake is far superior to ND's lacklustre efforts
Re: GTA 6 Delayed to 2026, Out on 26th May 2026
The shareholders will not be pleased
Re: PS Plus Essential Games for May 2025 Announced
I'm currently cycling up in Bala and er...it's very 'tro'
Re: Returnal, One of This Gen's Best Games, Gets a Massive PS5 Pro Upgrade
120fps would've been a bigger bonus but it's still nice to see the best game of the gen getting some love
Re: Stellar Blade's Eve Will Seemingly Be Playable in Spicy Smartphone Game
'Belle Eve' would've been better
Re: Sydney Sweeney Reportedly Set to Star in Split Fiction Movie Adaptation
Hollywood is so desperate to plunder the video game market in order to turn a profit. There's an Outrun movie due to dribble out of a director's derriere in the future which shows how flimsy a video game movie plot can be.
Re: Returnal, Saros Dev Is Teasing... Something for Its 30th Anniversary
Returnal still stands as the best game this generation on any system in my opinion so I'm eager to see how Saros will fare when it goes up against it's elder sister.
Can't wait to get a more in depth view of the art direction and core gameplay.
Re: Forza Horizon 5 (PS5) - Xbox Had the Best Open World Racer All This Time
Pun Square does it again
Re: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (PS5) - Daring, Quirky RPG Is an Absolute Must-Play
@UltimateOtaku91 I stand corrected. I had mistakenly assumed MS were publishing it.
Re: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (PS5) - Daring, Quirky RPG Is an Absolute Must-Play
Why the deuce have MS released everything all in such a short time span? This, Forza, Indy, Oblivion and Doom in a few weeks. It'd be nice to think this shines in regards to sales but it might end up getting swamped by the bigger hitters.
Re: TV Show Review: The Last of Us (HBO) Season 2 Episode 2 - More Birdie Than Hole in One
The current state of world affairs is thoroughly depressing enough so I'm not choosing to watch a thoroughly depressing and rather nihilistic show so as to not sink oneself further into the abyssal depths of moribund emotions.
It'll have to wait for now.
Re: PSVR2 Rhythm Game Synth Riders Latest Challenges+ Update Brings the Chaos
It's a game I return to rather regularly to evoke those wild nights at the old Andromeda, Obsession and Dreamscape events.
Re: Gawk at Hyper-Realistic Replicas of Stellar Blade's Eve and Tachy, Pre-Orders Open 18th April
Is she missing a few slices of cake?
Re: PS Plus Re-Release Bags Much Better Trophy List
My tiny mind read that as 'Playstation re-release Bags'
I momentarily thought that Push Square had finally gone doolally.
Re: Switch 2 Fans Can’t Stand Seeing Nintendo’s New Console Compared to the 12-Year-Old PS4
I'm never sure whom I dislike most when it comes to the rabid idolatry of gigantic corporations.
Re: Oblivion PS5 Remaster Is Real as New Screenshots Leak
I doubt this remake is going to do any favours to BGS's Creation Engine moving forward if it turns out to be made in UE5.
Re: Niche Fighter Fatal Fury's Marketing Would Wipe the Floor with the Genre's Biggest Names
It's an underrated series.
Re: Microsoft Short Changes Indiana Jones PS5 by Only Putting 20GB on the Blu-ray
A colossal goat f$#k
Re: Round Up: The Last of Us 2's TV Show Reviews Aren't Quite a Hole in One for Sony, HBO
So like the game basically.
Re: PS5 Favourite Astro Bot Earns 5 More Awards, Including GOTY
Very much deserved foe Asobi and without sounding too pessimistic on Ninja Theory it was good that it wasn't lavished with accolades. HB2 was fundamentally flawed as a video game.
Re: RUINER Dev Hands Its New PS5 Game Metal Eden a Demo, Out Now
From what I played last night it felt like an inferior Doom clone with a sci-fi aesthetic. Certainly not unplayable but nowhere near as satisfying as id Software's recent offerings.
Re: Final Fantasy 9 Remake 'Tease' Has Fans Losing Their Minds
@SuperSilverback The news will break via MogNet.
Re: Final Fantasy 9 Remake 'Tease' Has Fans Losing Their Minds
Vivi might get all the plaudits but nearly all of the ensemble are great company in this gem.
Re: Minecraft Movie Obliterates Box Office Records as Jack Black Flick Goes Viral
Its wonderful to wander around the house driving your dear wife to the point of utter madness by endlessly quoting Black's "I...AM STEVE"
Re: Bloodborne's Switch 2 Spiritual Successor Could Come to PS5 Yet
The more I watch this trailer the less I like the look of it as a concept.
Re: Sony to Turn Horizon Zero Dawn into a Movie, Not a TV Show
They need to write a character with some actual depth if they want to turn this series into something worthwhile. Aloy's frightfully bland as a protagonist.
Re: Switch 2 Isn't Targeting People Who Want 'High-Performance Hardware', Like PS5 Pro
It's not targeting high end hardware but charging the same as.
Re: Dodgy List of Most Influential Games Ever Puts 2-Month-Old RPG in the Top 10
Having the utterly dull Shenmue ahead of Super Mario 64 is quite sonething
Re: Venus Vacation Prism: Dead or Alive Xtreme (PS5) - Splashy Dating Sim Barely Gets Its Feet Wet
Women do possess breasts of all shapes and sizes. Isnt' that true diversity?? We shouldn't deny their right to exist (I'm getting into very dubious territory here)
I'd fully expect varying sizes of member if the male version of this ever gets made for women to enjoy. Kratos or Joel for the biggest Cumberland?
Re: We've Got the Best in the World at Finding Hidden Gems for PS5, Says Sony
@trev666 The detritus on PSN is utterly shocking.
Re: Don't Forget About the New Game from One of GTA's Most Important People
Alex on DF summed up a few people's opinions on this title when the guys commented on that State of Play in their DF Direct weekly podcast.
Re: Kids Aren't Dreaming of Owning a PS6, Says Netflix Games Boss
Well mine want one so he's talking out his corporate blow hole.
Re: Sony's Live-Action The Legend of Zelda Movie Will Launch 26th March, 2027
I can't think of an iconic video game character that's less suited to star in a movie adaptation. Link is you the player. He's a vessel and has no real traits other than your own. That's why you could change his name.
Re: One of the Strangest Games Ever Made Appears to Be Coming to PS5, PS4
Considering the image of Nintendo as some wonderful family friendly company they've sure got some weird stuff on their store. A big boob pinball game from the Senran Kagura team isnt something I think families would huddle round the screen to enjoy.
Re: No Platinum Trophy in Croc: Legend of the Gobbos Remaster's Meagre PS5 Trophy List
Quelle un croque monsieur
Re: Naughty Dog's Intergalactic Unlikely to Release on PS5 Until 2027
Well I sincerely hope it's a duration of time that's focused on new and unique gameplay rather than time spent on making the cut scenes indistinguishable from a movie.
Re: Poll: What Are Your Thoughts on Bloodborne, 10 Years Later?
I only have to see a house spider and I shout "Vacuous Rom" in Micolash's 90s punk rock tones.
Re: Astro Bot's Big Success the Result of Keeping Scope Small and Simple, Says Director
Some comments have been aired that even if it was a 12 hour nigh on flawless experience it doesn't justify the cost. I find that illogical as it thus leads you to assume that an 80 hour boring, generic slog fest that you hate IS value for money.
Re: Bloodborne Fans Wait with Bated Breath as Iconic PS4 Exclusive Turns 10 Today
They're releasing an unavoidable patch that locks it at 15fps with a maximum resolution of 480p, solely because Sony cares so deeply.
Re: Journalist Apologises for Adding Fuel to the 'Final Fantasy 16 Flopped on PS5' Fire
Square are at the very apex when it comes to ridiculous complaining.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? - Issue 573
Prince of Persia in Persian. The English dub is not great but the game itself is.