AlexOlney

I'm fairly certain this man took the sales figures of the original Switch in its launch year and took a few hundred thousand off because Switch 2 is unlikely to launch as early in the year.

Call me an old stock in the mud, but making broad, sweeping statements about a console that hasn't even been officially revealed yet with no idea as to its software lineup doesn't scream 'analyst' to me.

@PerpetualBoredom It wasn't great, was it?

@PerpetualBoredom Sadly, I too remember Fire Warrior.

Expecting there's a 1% chance that whenever you accelerate The Sworded Little Grief Box, it gets jammed and you can't stop.

What a tedious dystopia.

I wish I could have that level of confidence.

Is the position still open?

HD Rumble you say?

This week belongs to Timesink: The Game.

Pfft, Mario Kart has had Battle Mode for years.

I'm shocked.