Strange PlayStation Vita not-quite-sequel-but-not-quite-remake of Nintendo Wii smash Little King’s Story is marching into North America on 2nd October, publisher Konami has announced.

The game – appropriately titled, er, New Little King’s Story – boasts a brand new storyline, online functionality, and enhanced Vita specific front and rear touch controls.

“New Little King's Story follows players as they assume the role of King Corobo, tasked with reclaiming his kingdom from the Devil King, The Nightmare,” the official press release notes. And we thought the English monarchy had a bad reputation...