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This is really smart. All of the reviews I've seen are "We've only played this for an hour but..." so everyone will post rave reviews before they have the rug pulled out from under them. Smart.

@playstation1995 boy, are you in for a shock.

I'm predicting this game will be a Joel In One.

@swagbag713 If you knew what happens in the game, you would understand the hate and vitriol being thrown at them.

@get2sammyb So, no one should say anything negative about this game. This thread is only for people who are in love with it before they've even played it. Got it.

Actually, it will take up exactly 0gb on my hard drive.

@nessisonett Right over your head.

I just tried this for the first time last night. After dying the first time, I then played for close to 2 hours without dying and never found another lantern to save my progress. I finally had to turn it off to go to work so all of that progress is now lost. I know a lot of people love it but I'm not going to play a game that has zero respect for my time and says "Oh, you've been playing for 2 hours but now you have to go back to your life and responsibilities? Oh well, sucks to be you.". Its goal is to make you angry. There's nothing rewarding about that.

Just printed these out, gonna put them on canvas and hang them in my arcade room!