Square Enix is having a laugh with this Trophy list for Final Fantasy IX on PlayStation 4. The release boasts over 50 virtual trinkets, and so many of them demand either a lot of time, a lot of effort, or some insanely elite skills.

We dare say that you'll acquire a reasonable amount as you work your way through the release, but the average player is bound to get stumped at some point. For example, there's a gold Trophy for -- and we kid you not -- successfully jumping the rope in the jump rope minigame 1000 times. One thousand times. There's a silver for doing it 100 times, a bronze for defeating 10,000 enemies, a bronze for raising your chocobo's beak to level 99, and another bronze for catching 99 frogs. 

We absolutely adore Final Fantasy IX, but the platinum Trophy? Not a chance.

[via psnprofiles.com]