You want non-Activision Blizzard stories? Well, dear reader, we’re thrilled to deliver those to you. Here’s Kratos from Sony’s recent God of War PC port, modded to have exaggerated googly eyes and a giant, cartoon-like jaw.

Hilarious, goofy joke or nightmare fuel? That’s up to you to decide, but it’s as far away from acquisition natter as we could find. Enjoy!

What do you make of big eyes Kratos?