Prince Harry Fortnite

Oh god, the lizards are at it again! Look, we didn't want to report on this, because frankly, who gives a sh*t, but then we realised that we can use this article to spread the word that, yes, the British Royal Family are definitely evil alien reptiles in disguise.

Don't believe us? Here's some hard evidence: Prince Harry reckons immensely popular battle royale title Fortnite should be banned. That's exactly the kind of thing a cold-blooded reptoid would say -- his kind don't know what "fun" is because they can't process emotion.

"The game shouldn’t be allowed. Where is the benefit of having it in your household? It’s created to addict, an addiction to keep you in front of a computer for as long as possible. It’s so irresponsible," Harry reportedly hissed during a visit to a YMCA in London. "Parents have got their hands up - they don’t know what to do about it. It’s like waiting for the damage to be done," he added, somehow thinking that this would be a good PR move. That's reptoid reasoning, right there.

We don't know about you, but Fortnite's the least of this country's worries right now. Well, maybe not least -- it is partially responsible for unironic dabbing in 2019 after all -- but we're sure Harry has better ways to spend his time, like trying to convince Meghan Markle that he doesn't have a tail, and that his forked tongue is just a quirk that runs in the family.