Sometimes real people just don't cut it, and you've got little choice to but tie the knot with an entirely fictional stud / babe.
That's the premise behind this new Like a Dragon exhibition in Japan, which will allow 15 lucky lottery winners to marry their favourite Yakuza character.
Yes, this includes an actual ceremony, complete with the signing of a marriage certificate — and even divorce papers.
Obviously none of this stuff is legally binding — but it's a treated like the real deal on the day. The downside is that, just like a real wedding, you'll need to cough up some serious dough. The package is priced at 150,000 yen, which is roughly $980 or £740.
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But, this cost does cover your own professional hair and makeup artist, along with a photographer who'll help immortalise the biggest day of your life. You can even invite family and friends to the proceedings.
Okay, so what are you actually marrying here? Well, it's a life-sized cardboard cutout of your chosen character. You can get hitched to mainstays like Kiryu, Majima, and Ichiban — but secondary members of the cast like Daigo, and female characters like Seonhee, are also willing to be yours forevermore.
There's also mention of AR-related stuff via an official app, so we assume that you'll be able to pose with your bride or groom for the photos.
If you're genuinely interested in attending the exhibition, it's on in both Tokyo (from the 28th November to the 22nd December), and then Osaka (from the 6th to the 24th February).
Incredible stuff, we're sure you'll agree. But will you be flying directly to Japan in order to seal the deal? Please do tell us who you'd marry in the comments section below.