Oh, Hello Kristen Bell!

We really hate it. But look, there is a saving grace - because one of the characters in that segment is voiced by Miss. Kristen Bell. And if you've not been living under a rock for the past 5 years, you'd know Kristen Bell is pretty damn adorable.

She'll make another appearance in Assassin's Creed II, ensuring we hear her lovely vocal tones as the character of Lucy. Sadly, yes, this probably confirms the pseudo-futuristic element is back (sigh) but still... We got to look at pictures of Kristen Bell and deem it "work". Hurrah!