Topic: The Chit Chat Thread

@kyleforrester87 I feel like I’m in the waiting room at Dignitas. I’ve seen better craic when the plumber bends over.

@nessisonett careful what you wish for I guess.

@johncalmc Crime never takes a day off.

@kyleforrester87 Perhaps we should abort it.

Maybe we should start making cocktails to spice this thing up

@johncalmc Now we're talking. I've had a right thing for espresso martinis recently.

Censorship creates crap chat shocker - read all about it 😉

@kyleforrester87 I recently got into making actual cocktails with a shaker and loads of mad ingredients and it was a delight. Just lived on cocktails for like a week. Apparently it's beer night tonight. I don't know why, but I guess I'm stopping off on the way home for beers.

So apparently, the word "wench" in the "silence wench" meme isn't supposed to be a modification of the word wrench but is a word of its own (and a pejorative one that is). I thought it was because it was a meme in the doge format (famous for bonking), wench was just a on-purpose mispronunciation of wrench to say that I'm about to bonk the person I'm talking to.
Well more useless knowledge to me yay!

P.s: Was going to type it as a comment to the recent article with a thumbnail consisting of a girl holding a metal pipe), glad I googled it first lol!

@lolwhatno I’d strongly suggest never to use the word ‘wench’ in front of a woman. You might as well call her a wh*re.

@kyleforrester87 We just had a Mowgli open in Glasgow and I ordered the Masala Espresso Martini. It was proper lovely with the coffee and the hint of spice but it did also taste a bit like paint thinner, it was brutally strong. I also forgot about the whole ‘don’t drink while on medication’ thing and spent the rest of the day zonked out.

@nessisonett Yeah, I figured lol!
Guess getting most of my (other than basic) english from internet/memes wasn't the best idea 😅

@nessisonett @lolwhatno Unless you’re an actual pirate (peg leg, parrot and all) - you might get away with it then

https://www.cyclinguk.org/king-alfreds-way

I’m cycling this route over a couple of days in July! 230 miles of dirt track and grass, going to get my knobbly tyres on my gravel bike and hopefully have a blast. I am not sure what it’ll be like versus road cycling in terms of time and comfort. Fingers crossed for hot weather.

Really excited, any off road riding is fun.

@kyleforrester87 Looks like it needs more berms and jumps but should be fun. You planning on carrying all your gear too?

It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.

@nessisonett What's the deal with the winking emoji? Like "Just kidding!" or something? What a state.

@nessisonett I've had a few spicy messages like that over the years. And I didn't even have a little rainbow.

@render TBC on that, my friend has a family member sort of on the way so we might crash at theirs to avoid carrying too much.

@johncalmc
I like 🌈Rainbows, 🦄unicorns, girlie fashion things 👠💄💋