Columbia, here we come

It’s our job to provide detailed analysis of everything that occurs in PlayStation, but sometimes we’re simply not able to. This is one of those occasions. Y'see, for some bizarre reason, Irrational Games has decided to release a video of BioShock Infinite's first five minutes. We don’t want to watch it. Why? Well, because it’s a great stonkin’ spoiler, isn’t it? We've embedded the footage below just in case you're curious. We’re told it features rowing boats.