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Re: PS Vita Takes Augmented Reality to New Dimensions

gamrgod5

STOP IT, JUST STOP IT, SONY! Now augmented reality, too? What else could you possibly extract from the 3DS now? "We've been working on this technology since 1738. Ours is bettah cuz of ta garfix!" Watch the Vita have hidden 3D abilities for them to announce later. And a third analogue stick.

Re: PS Vita RAM Confirmed at 512MB

gamrgod5

Because Sony's philosophy is "It's all about the graphics".
Sony: "New PS4! It has 1,000,000TB of VRAM and 5 analogue sticks! This is why we are better than everyone. Especially Nintendo, because they only make the gayest games and weakest systems!"
Long live 3DS, for it is the best.

Re: Vita Launch Will Be "A Car Wreck" says UFC Trainer Dev

gamrgod5

@Tatsumaru Sure! Because the Vita also doubles as your personal teleporter, time machine, and full size refrigerator with its huge nuclear plant for a battery. What would the Vita offer that the 3DS doesn't have that to live I would need?

I do genuinely believe the Vita will sell well, but please, for Sony's small amount of honor, don't compare it to the 3DS.

BTW, is that a DS cartridge with "Play Station" on it?

Re: PS Vita Doubles as a PS3 Controller

gamrgod5

@pntjr second that!
A regular day at a Sony meeting:
Tretton: "Soooo, ummmm, uhhhh... Who wants to check out NintendoLife today?"
Multiple workers: "Yeah! Maybe we'll get some more new ideas to cut and paste onto our own systems!"