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Hnnngh. Dark Souls III is out imminently in Japan, but we have to wait until we can play From Software's latest and greatest. And this launch trailer won't ease your pain, as it spotlights everything that's great about the series: the archaic language (seriously, where else do you hear the word 'accursed' these days?), the elaborate architecture, and the grotesque enemy designs.

Remember, if you're in the UK and fancy winning a PlayStation 4 and a copy of the game, Sony's teamed up with Bandai Namco to launch a hot wings competition in Meat Liquor restaurants across Britain. Is that something that you're planning to partake in? How else do you intend to pad the time before 12th April? Kindle the fire in the comments section below.