Curse you intrepid marketing teams – you've got an article out of us. Ubisoft's been banging on about the Nosulus Rift in South Park: The Fractured But Whole for days now, but we thought that it was a joke. Turns out the French publisher's only gone and manufactured one of the bloody things, allowing you to sniff your own whiffs as you play the game. Well, that's one way of keeping Vivendi at bay.

Look, this is dumb, but the GameSpot reactions make it all worthwhile. Do you reckon that you'd be willing to brave an accessory like this? Keep your cheeks closed in the comments section below.