Uncharted's Free Smartphone Spin-Off Has the Ugliest Nate Ever

Half-tuck hero

by Sammy Barker Thu 5th May 2016

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Few would deny that Uncharted protagonist Nathan Drake is dishy as a crockery shop – but he looks outright ugly in Uncharted: Fortune Hunter, a free smartphone spin-off available on iOS and Android now. The puzzler's opted for a cartoon aesthetic, and will see the abovementioned hero romping through 200 puzzle chapters across six different adventures.

Perhaps the major point of interest here is that if you connect the game to your PlayStation Network account you'll be able to unlock bonus skins, relics, and boosters in Uncharted 4: A Thief's End. To be honest, we reckon that the platform holder should be showering you in doubloons for dealing with this spin-off's dodgy art direction.

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As the Editor of Push Square, Sammy has over 15 years of experience analysing the world of PlayStation, from PS3 through PS5 and everything in between. He’s an expert on PS Studios and industry matters, as well as sports games and simulators. He also enjoys RPGs when he has the time to dedicate to them, and is a bit of a gacha whale.

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FullbringIchigo
Thu 5th May 2016

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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Bread-Not-Toast
Thu 5th May 2016

Looks like a crap kids cartoon character.

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mrobinson91
Thu 5th May 2016

Hahahaha I love video games...stuff like this is genuinly funny. NO Doughnut Drake but we get this malformed weirdo

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Victor_Meldrew
Thu 5th May 2016

Donut drake is deemed immature (cartoon?.... Pegi 16???) but projecting an unrealistic body shape is perfectly acceptable. What a bunch of morons. He looks pretty simple so maybe this is the Jersey Shore Drake?

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Worlock_ed
Thu 5th May 2016

That looks more like Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid.

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sub12
Thu 5th May 2016

@FullbringIchigo

lol, shoot it in the head afterwards a few times for good measure.

Why are his shoulders 5 times the width of his head......has Nate been hitting the roids lately?

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Splat
Thu 5th May 2016

Drake been hitting the gym.

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FullbringIchigo
Thu 5th May 2016

@sub12 maybe he was using the same Gym as Chris Redfield?

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Victor_Meldrew
Thu 5th May 2016

@sub12 @Splat @FullbringIchigo the bio waste from donut drake has been injected into specific areas, he's also had pectoral implants and a lobotomy.

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DerMeister
Thu 5th May 2016

At least we now know what Nate looks like in PS1 era FMV.

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get2sammyb
Thu 5th May 2016

@FullbringIchigo Man, now I wished there was a scene in Uncharted 4 of Drake punching a rock.

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Nei
Thu 5th May 2016

Prince Eric! Hercules! So many memories lol

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AdamNovice
Thu 5th May 2016

@Bliquid I think your getting Drake mixed up with Master Chief

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Churchy
Fri 6th May 2016

For some reason he reminds me of the bloke from Galleon. Anyway, I hope Sony recover from their bout of mobile-gaming, it's been going around a bit (Nintendo being a particularly sad case). They will be in my prayers.