This is one of the better ones. Seriously

It was only a matter of time, wasn't it? Much like the avatars section, a quick peek in the PlayStation 3's virtual shop will reveal a flood of bad themes, from buttered corn right the way through to crispy bacon. As such, it was inevitable that the awful designs would hit Sony's next-gen device in time – and with today's North American PlayStation Store update, they've finally arrived.

With swimming turtles and cartoon eagles up for grabs, it's clear that you're going to be spoiled for choice from now on. There's a semi-naked pirate if that's more your thing, as well as a bunch of meaningless code. Some of these are animated, and you can view screenshots of all of them in the Japanese giant's webstore. And yes, they are all absolutely awful – we checked.