The chance of any of us actually seeing Mars in Noby Noby Boy is somewhat slim

New data, compiled and presented from the official Noby Noby Boy website concludes that there are only 1000 active players at the moment. At this rate, it's going to take those 1000 people a total of 2000 days (roughly 5 years) to reach the moon. 820 years are predicted in order to connect the entire solar system.

Does this not make anyone want to jump into the game and start stretching? Come on Playstation owners, stretch that GIRL.